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Thread: Batman vs. His parents
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2006-06-23, 02:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Batman vs. His parents
I guess he needed more prep-time ;D"So...the orphan attacked you?
"Aye"
"And so you cut him down with your axe in self defense."
"Aye..."
"I don't believe you."
"Damn...would ye believe that th' orphan was an alien?"
"No"
"Damn."
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2006-06-23, 02:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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2006-06-23, 02:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. His parents
haha when I intially clicked on this I was gonna say "He couldn't win because if he could battle his parents they would have never died and Batman would have never happened" But that was........interesting
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Originally Posted by Ego SlayerOriginally Posted by Jibar
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2006-06-23, 02:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Superman has about five seconds before Batman snaps out of it and delivers a kryptonite enema.
I am a poor man, some say I’m half crazy,
son of the sword and the knife
Lady I pledge you my sword and my honor,
my heart and my pride and my life
--Bella Doña, by Joe Bethancourt
Spoiler
Alas, poor Draknir. By Mephibosheth
Owl-atar by KingGolem
You will be missed, dear 'stache...
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2006-06-23, 02:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by JackMann
You mean with his kryptonite ring?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeah.
Bat-Tsh"So...the orphan attacked you?
"Aye"
"And so you cut him down with your axe in self defense."
"Aye..."
"I don't believe you."
"Damn...would ye believe that th' orphan was an alien?"
"No"
"Damn."
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2006-06-23, 03:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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While those cartoons are funny (and props for the Zorro reference), that's not really Superman. Maybe if instead of Superman it was "totally evil ******* Superman vs. Batman"... ;)
HUMANS....... ARE....... SUPERIORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But she was naked! And all... articulate!!
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2006-06-23, 03:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Holy_Knight
Also: PUPPETS!
Banjo be praised ;D"So...the orphan attacked you?
"Aye"
"And so you cut him down with your axe in self defense."
"Aye..."
"I don't believe you."
"Damn...would ye believe that th' orphan was an alien?"
"No"
"Damn."
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2006-06-23, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by AlchemistmerlinHUMANS....... ARE....... SUPERIORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But she was naked! And all... articulate!!
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2006-06-23, 04:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Parent trap
See the B:TAS episodes "Nothing to Fear" and "Perchance to Dream". Bruce's greatest fear is letting his parents down, and in a Scarecrow gas-induced nightmare sequence he sees Thomas and Martha's angry ghosts berating him. When Hatter shows him his ideal life, with his parents living, he also notes that he's become somewhat of a milquetoast living under Thomas' thumb.
Incidentally, in the series Scarecrow was terrified of bats. But in the comic his greatest fear was birds. Quite ironic....
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2006-06-23, 05:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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The problem is, Alchy, that Superman's a wuss. He's also not very bright compared to Batman. He wouldn't toss him into the sun because of the first reason, and he wouldn't be able to because of the second reason. Sorry.
I am a poor man, some say I’m half crazy,
son of the sword and the knife
Lady I pledge you my sword and my honor,
my heart and my pride and my life
--Bella Doña, by Joe Bethancourt
Spoiler
Alas, poor Draknir. By Mephibosheth
Owl-atar by KingGolem
You will be missed, dear 'stache...
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2006-06-23, 05:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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While Superman WOULDN'T do it, he's certainly capable of doing it. The point being made is that brains only goes so far when it comes to defeating brawn. You still need both or you'll never stand a chance against anyone.
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2006-06-23, 06:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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True. That's where a good supply of synthetic kryptonite comes in.
I am a poor man, some say I’m half crazy,
son of the sword and the knife
Lady I pledge you my sword and my honor,
my heart and my pride and my life
--Bella Doña, by Joe Bethancourt
Spoiler
Alas, poor Draknir. By Mephibosheth
Owl-atar by KingGolem
You will be missed, dear 'stache...
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2006-06-23, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ok, so he wouldn't kill Mary Sue, perhaps you're right. But, he HAS given people eye-beam lobotomies before, so it is quite possible he'd do it again. Example."So...the orphan attacked you?
"Aye"
"And so you cut him down with your axe in self defense."
"Aye..."
"I don't believe you."
"Damn...would ye believe that th' orphan was an alien?"
"No"
"Damn."
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2006-06-23, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. His parents
Originally Posted by JackMann
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2006-06-23, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. His parents
five seconds to the superdickery link...
To be a man is, precisely, to be responsible.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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2006-06-23, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2006-08-02, 01:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Yuck. These things are sick. :P
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2006-08-02, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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The super lobotomy wouldn't stop Superman's human identity being exposed. If it is Batman preventing the release by periodicall stopping it, in dead man switch fashion, he is no longer in a position to do this. The secret would still be released. If someone else checking for Batman's death in the newspapers, they'd eventually notice the absense of stories, make inquiries then assume he's dead anyway. Even if such a person discovers Batman is lobotomised, he'd trigger the release anyway to retaliate.
"But the text says in the event of his death" you say. This isn't AD&D. There is no magic that checks against a specific meaning. Even if there was, Batman uses mundane, high tech, not magic. The mundane is driven by local causation and mechanism, not high level, god-like knowledge.
Compromised identities are still better than a lobotomy, so Superman would still win, but it's a poor victory.Matthew Greet
My purpose in life is to play games.
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2006-08-03, 11:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by warmachine
"Hi,
You may not remember me, but I'm your sense of humor. I'm the little being that's there to tell you when something isn't meant to be taken seriously. Somewhere along the way, you abandoned me in a truck stop. I really didn't appreciate that, but I'm back now, and would really love to be your companion again. I understand if you don't want me back, I'm sure you're getting along just fine being a boring person who over analyzes life.
Also, the sun says Hi, he thinks you should go outside more often.
Sincerely,
Your Sense of Humor.
P.S. Please get back to me soon"
::)
Also: There's no magic in the DC universe? Wow, and I thought huge portions of the very plausability of their world hinged on it.
You're one of those people who REALLY shouldn't be reading comic books, for the sake of your own sanity and the sanity of others."So...the orphan attacked you?
"Aye"
"And so you cut him down with your axe in self defense."
"Aye..."
"I don't believe you."
"Damn...would ye believe that th' orphan was an alien?"
"No"
"Damn."