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Thread: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
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2006-06-04, 02:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
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2006-06-04, 03:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Originally Posted by ARMOURERERIC
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2006-06-04, 03:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wow, when I saw the title I figured it was Celestial Stick lashing out at Batman again... ;)
HUMANS....... ARE....... SUPERIORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But she was naked! And all... articulate!!
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2006-06-04, 03:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Man, I like Batman, and I think it's time to give somebody else a chance in the ring, so to speak.
By the time their numbers had been reduced from 15 to 8, the other dwarves had begun to suspect Hungry.
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2006-06-04, 03:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Originally Posted by Rex Hondo
Seriously though, I'm pretty sure I picked Spiderman to beat him, unless I'm misremembering something pretty badly. The real reason is probably just that Batman generates the most controversy, so people naturally try to make threads with him to either extend that controversy, or diminish it.HUMANS....... ARE....... SUPERIORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But she was naked! And all... articulate!!
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2006-06-04, 05:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Lazy Smurf wins. The smurfs always win, because if they seem to lose some incredibly powerful being turns up and saves them. So, Batman has no chance,due to the laws dictacting that regardless of your own power, there will suddenly appear a being superior to you once you threaten the smurfs.
Originally Posted by Holy_KnightMany thanks to Ink for this great avatar!
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2006-06-04, 05:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Originally Posted by Gnorosch
My God, I can hardly believe I'm actually perpetuating this thing... :PBy the time their numbers had been reduced from 15 to 8, the other dwarves had begun to suspect Hungry.
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2006-06-04, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Originally Posted by Rex Hondo
Originally Posted by Rex Hondo
Originally Posted by Rex HondoMany thanks to Ink for this great avatar!
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2006-06-04, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
a better debate would be
UNICEF VS SMURFS
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2006-06-04, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Ing
Smurfs Versus Snorks!"So...the orphan attacked you?
"Aye"
"And so you cut him down with your axe in self defense."
"Aye..."
"I don't believe you."
"Damn...would ye believe that th' orphan was an alien?"
"No"
"Damn."
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2006-06-04, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Result of the Unicef Vs SMurfs battle
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681621?htv=12
winner: UNICEF!
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2006-06-04, 07:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Smurfing Smurf
So what would Batman do with a Smurf if he caught one? Cook it? Feed it to his dog? Make gold? Rub it on his feet to cure his Bat-bunions? :P
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2006-06-04, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
he'd make oil
clealry oil is made from smurfs...because it burns blue
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2006-06-04, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
What if Lazy Smurf was too lazy to resist and got bitten by a black fly and became a "dark smurf" and further infected his smurf village to forge an evil army to confront Batman?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Smurfs
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2006-06-04, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Smurfs: An Aside
As an aside regarding the Smurfs, Gargamel, and stuff...
(As a warning to those who would attempt to read the links below - be prepared for a very long, very addictive read that will entice you to read the rest of this site.)
An Unclean Legacy: "The Fallen Knight"
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2006-06-08, 05:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Smurfing Smurf
Originally Posted by Haggis_McCrabliceBy the time their numbers had been reduced from 15 to 8, the other dwarves had begun to suspect Hungry.
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2006-06-08, 05:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
he'd pop one into his utility belt- you never know when you might get into trouble and need a smurf to bail you out.
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2006-06-08, 06:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
*chuckle* I just have to wonder how many scrapes he could get out of just due to the WTF factor of chucking a Smurf at somebody.
By the time their numbers had been reduced from 15 to 8, the other dwarves had begun to suspect Hungry.
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2006-06-08, 04:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Lazy Smurf would win in a straight up fight, but with prep time, Batman would win.
8)
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2006-06-08, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
There is only one person that can beat Batman.
James Bond, and even then it depends on which bond vs which batman.
Eg, pretty much any batman besides George Clooney would trash Lazenby, but the only batman who could even challenge Sean Connery is the Almighty Adam West.
Seeing as the Smurfs are not James Bond, they have lost.
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2006-06-09, 12:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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batman prepares to take down smurf town. he uses hsi wealth to purchise an industrial strength riding lawn mower from Home Depot and rides that baby down through the woods, laughing his ass off as he starts slicing mushrooms
WINNER: JOHN DEER....cause nothing runs like a deer
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2006-06-09, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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The smurfs are unbeatable. If its lazy smurf vs. batman, you know the rest of the smurfs are going to join in - cuz thats their superpower... The power of TEAMWORK! YAY!
Anyway, smurfs always win.
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2006-06-09, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Lazy Smurf
Originally Posted by Holy_Knight
Originally Posted by Haggis_McCrablice
Everyone knows that Adam West was the best Batman. I mean his name even ryhmes with "best," and he didn't even have to wear a rubber suit to pull it off. :D I do have to disagree about the movie Batmans (Batmen?): A pretty boy like Val Kilmer could barely beat a bunch of losers like UNICEF, much less a reasonably cool Bond like Lazenby. ;D
Edit: Plus I'm sure that the Val Kilner Batjoke wouldn't even remember to wear his Bat-thermal-underwear, the greatest Bat-gadget of them all! :D
Yet Another Edit: That just gave me a great idea for a new Bat-character to join the Bat-corral: Bat-Gidget! Not only does she fight crime, but she frolicks on the beach, and in a few years she can don a nun's habit and fly! :DTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-06-09, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh god...i actually remember the Bat Thermal underwear. its what Adam West used to save himself from Mr. Freeze....
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2006-06-12, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by IngTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-06-13, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by CelestialStick
I know, it was just funny becaue the thread got started right in the middle of the whole heated debate, with you on one side, the bat-deifiers on the other, and me, the sole voice of reason, in the middle. ;D
Originally Posted by CelestialStick
Originally Posted by CelestialStick
HUMANS....... ARE....... SUPERIORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But she was naked! And all... articulate!!
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2006-06-13, 01:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by CelestialStickBy the time their numbers had been reduced from 15 to 8, the other dwarves had begun to suspect Hungry.
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2006-06-13, 04:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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You ain't nothin' but a Bat-Hound Dog
Originally Posted by Holy_Knight
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2006-06-18, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Holy_Knight
Originally Posted by Holy_Knight
Originally Posted by Holy_Knight
Originally Posted by Haggis_McCrablice
Originally Posted by Rex Hondo
And believe that although I've called him "just a guy in a rubber suit" several times, I actually have so far called him "just a pathetic guy in a rubber suit" only once. Actually though "pathetic guy in a rubber suit" is really a metaphor for the Bat-deifiers. If you were as smart as Batman, you'd know that. ;DTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.