[Steam]Survivors Vs. Blu Team Vs. Gordon Freeman Vs. Little Babies Vs. GLaDOS

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

So...I'm guessing that's a sniper's melee. -35% damage, 8 second bleed. Definitely interesting.

[AlterForm]

So...how long do we have to sign up for the Highlander tourney? Since I'm off to college in the fall I have a new Steam account that I'd prefer to get the medal on, but it might take me a bit of time to line up the money to put TF2 on said account.

Please?10pleases

[Worira]

Dead Ringer plus Huntsman=Shiv
Jarate+Axtinguisher= Skullcutter

For, you know, reasons.

Skullcutter slows movement even when not held. It has the range of the eyelander, and no kill icon or taunt. Also, it beheads.

[mightymonarch]

http://www.tf2items.com/allitems.php

Or, alternatively, one that might load (for me at least).

http://tf2stats.net/all_items

ETA: OMG ZE GOGGLES! GOGGLES! GOGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD

[Fawkes]

Do want.

So much want.

[Volatar]

Kill 50 Medics with your bonesaw. It's one of what I call "Encourage Bad-le Medicing" achievements. IE - this shouldn't be an achievement at all. But I'm still happy to get it.

I got that one back in an all-medic melée only round on the old Twenty Sided server.

[Arbitrarity]

In my experience, 9/10 snipers will, after the first flare hit, grab a nearby medkit, and then proceed to shoot you repeatedly.

If they're really skilled, they'll no-charge headshot you a few times, dealing what, 100 damage each? If not, they'll settle for whittling you down pretty quickly. You fire the flare, the sniper moves, aims, fires, and is ready to dodge again before you're ready to fire again.

Yeah. However, if you get the initial shot when they aren't looking at you, those seconds where they grab the health pack/throw jarate at their feet mean you can cross their fire zone, or at least grab cover. You shouldn't sit out in the open and pop flares at them, that's silly.

[Scuzzball]

Found more stuff on new weapons: Here. They aren't OFFICIAL, but they are linked off the blog.

[Volatar]

Found more stuff on new weapons: Here.

Those are completely seperate, non-official reskins of existing weapons.

[watsyurname529]

Must Have Axe And Shiv!

[Arbitrarity]

Axe is useless, as the slowdown applies with it out. It is made by mixing Jarate with an Axtinguisher.
Shiv does 8 damage per second for those 8 seconds, and is made by mixing a Huntsman with a Dead Ringer. Seems excellent for revealing spies, as they can't cloak after being hit. More accurately, the constant damage makes the cloak shimmer.

[dentrag2]

I want someone to pleh Killing Floor with me... I seem to be dying an awful lot.

[watsyurname529]

Axe is useless, as the slowdown applies with it out. It is made by mixing Jarate with an Axtinguisher.
Shiv does 8 damage per second for those 8 seconds, and is made by mixing a Huntsman with a Dead Ringer. Seems excellent for revealing spies, as they can't cloak after being hit. More accurately, the constant damage makes the cloak shimmer.

Even without it? Ouch, hmmm... now I only semi-want the axe. But still I must have the Shiv.

[Mtg_player_zach]

I want someone to pleh Killing Floor with me... I seem to be dying an awful lot.

I'll play a game maybe. And you will initially.

[Volug]

Hat: Ze Goggles
Description: Nothing

ZE GOGGLES

THEY DO NOTHING

[KBF]

Axe is useless, as the slowdown applies with it out.

Useless? It does unholy amounts of damage. Over 200 on a crit.

You use it with the targe and don't ever miss.

[Phase]

Well it seems I return from my mysterious absence.

I have brought no easily corruptible dangerous genetic experiments home with me.

I do however desire more shooty shoots games because I miss not being eaten by a mutant octopus playing my FPSes.

[Dogmantra]

Goshdarnit Valve, STOP GIVING THE DEMOMAN NEW MELEE WEAPONS AND NEGLECTING BASICALLY EVERY OTHER CLASS COUGH MEDIC COUGH

Alter: not sure on the time front, but it'd be better to get everything done as soon as possible.

[Jibar]

Well it seems I return from my mysterious absence.

I have brought no easily corruptible dangerous genetic experiments home with me.

I do however desire more shooty shoots games because I miss not being eaten by a mutant octopus playing my FPSes.

Buy Killing Floor.

Also God damn it Steam WORK FOR ME I need need neeeeeed that Tribalman's Shiv to complete Ribal Riper.

Goshdarnit Valve, STOP GIVING THE DEMOMAN NEW MELEE WEAPONS AND NEGLECTING BASICALLY EVERY OTHER CLASS COUGH MEDIC COUGH

So if you'd look... the Medic and the Pyro both got two new hats with this update, and apparently the Skullcutter does not have a taunt. Interesting.
Also, ignoring all the Valve weapons, Robin's backpack proves that they're starting to run out of space. They may have to increase that size soon.
Also also, apparently I have neither a Backburner or Axetinguisher, so I don't have one of every weapon. I was going to complain about how I still don't have the Crit-A-Cola, but damn, I'm missing basic unlockables of the Pyro. I think I crafted them into a Homewrecker...
Still don't have a hat either...

[KBF]

Buy Killing Floor.

Also God damn it Steam WORK FOR ME I need need neeeeeed that Tribalman's Shiv to complete Ribal Riper.

Well, that's it. That's what it takes.

I have to join Jibar if it means I get to be Ribal Riper.

[Byrnbot08]

*Looks at new axe*

HEADS UP VALVE! WE HAVE AN AXE TO GRIND WITH YOU!

SORRY TO CUT IN GUYS.

AXE BEFORE ENTERING, ITS ONLY POLITE.

Bad puns abound!

[Dread Cthulhu]

Me seeing the Sergeant's Drill Hat involved me pointing frantically at the screen and repeating the words "Yes" and "Want".

This is why I love this game more than any other.

Also:

This game now has monocles.

[KBF]

This game now has monocles.

As everyone in the Mumble server lounge can attest to,

I

Want

Monocle

[potatocubed]

Want the two new pyro hats.

I'd like the tricorn as well, but only if I can wear it on the spy.

[NeoVid]

Sigh... I need to save more items. I'd be able to craft a Shiv right now if I hadn't made that last scrap metal.

[onasuma]

I crafted the Shiv. It is literally the best thing ever.

[KBF]

I crafted the Shiv. It is literally the best thing ever.

agree

10agrees

[Jahkaivah]

Also:

This game now has monocles.

Finally....

.....

Wait wait wait... it's for the Pyro

WANT

[onasuma]

The medic already had monocles. Two of them. Held together by some wire.

[Dispozition]

Oh my god, Ze goggles are for the Medic...I want them...SO GODDAMN MUCH!