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Thread: FATAL: A Campaign Journal
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2010-05-27, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman, and these hills, the softness of the sky, the outline of the trees at this very minute lose the illusory meaning with which we clothed them, henceforth more remote than a lost paradise.
-Camus, An Absurd Reasoning
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BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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Last edited by Catch; 2010-05-27 at 03:21 PM.
Yotsubatar by Dr. Bath
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All that I say applies only to myself. You author your own actions and choices. I cannot and will not be responsible for you, nor are you for me, regardless of situation or circumstance.
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A System-Independent Creative Community:
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What's enunciation?
Matthew Greet
My purpose in life is to play games.
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2010-05-27, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Androgeus; 2010-05-27 at 05:52 PM.
"Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability." - Bill Bailey
Androgeus' 3 step guide to Doctor Who speculation:
Spoiler- Pick a random character
- State that person is The Rani
- goto 1
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2010-05-27, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Like I said.
More head than baby.The name is "tonberrian", even when it begins a sentence. It's magic, I ain't gotta 'splain why.
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Quotes:Praise for avatar may be directed to Derjuin.Spoiler
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On that note, did anyone notice the ogre had a BMI of over 90?
30 is considered obese.
I'm 5'8", roughly. To have a BMI of 90 means I would have to weigh 600 lbs
That's not an Ogre, it's a Hutt. A fat Hutt.
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2010-05-28, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hmm.
Couldn't someone make a, you know, sane random character generator?
Shouldn't be too hard for DnD, should it.Resident Vancian Apologist
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I think what we're all saying here, Dust, is;
SpoilerMy Characters
According to this test, I am a LN Half-Orc Cleric, Lvl.2.
"And in the layer of the Deep Ones, we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever." - H.P. Lovecraft
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2010-05-28, 03:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Anyone who knows even the basics of any kind of programming language and how to use a randomizer-function should be able to create a D&D random character generator without much of a problem.
Thing is, what for? The character generated would most likely be useless, as you randomly assign stat scores and then randomly choose a class that most likely won't fit those scores at all.
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2010-05-28, 06:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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So I used the character generator I rolled Subterrenian troll and opened the PDF to check out the race. Basically the males are fat hairy pigs and the females are large hot green women that sleep around with large men from more attractive races. Wow, the mental images this gives me are hilarious so I had to roll up a female despite the outrageous negatives though the troll bonuses still make a typical female troll much larger and stronger than a male human. I ended up with stats that seem (I have very little context) high overall except for a low dexterity with an abysmal agility. I ended up with a mental illness that makes me a rapist which is kinda funny with the whole being a giant hot green woman attracted to human/humanlike men.
So I opened the book to roll for proffession subterranean trolls only seem to be able to take twenty or so classes and a good portion of them sound like they’ll be decent. I rolled pick-pocket first, trolls can’t be pick-pockets, rolled again got assassin which my poor hand-eye-coordination disqualified me from too bad a giant green assassin that takes sexual advantage of her targets would have been hilarious. Oops rolled assassin a second time man if somebody across the table from me rolled a soap maker they’d be hating me now. OK, this is getting silly I just rolled pickpocket again.
So, I just looked over the Assassin class wow it gains AP =Victims LP(human averages about 20) times sp their paid so you could easily level quick and level 2 assassin gives you an ability where you instantly kill on an unmodified attack roll of 30 and it goes down a bit every assassin level regardless of your normal damage or your victims life points.
Anyway time for a fifth roll for occupation of course a better system would have a subterranean troll table since I’m estimating I can take 1/10nth of the classes on the serf table.
323 healer pretty sure that’s off limits. . . No trolls can take it but, I can’t despite a high intelligence I have a below average analytical intelligence baring me from healer, it sucks anyway 1 AP per patient and only 1 skill.
Judging by the list in the sub-troll section I should have close to a 50% chance of getting something that could make an adventurer.
953 Whore, huh you know that’d be ok if it wasn’t for the mental illness I rolled.
So my two crap stats effect a lot of my skills (as well as every combat skill) if you look at my skills those are all things with a racial or occupational bonus I put all my free points into wrestling (it uses the average of strengh and agility I still have a large negative but it’s much smaller) so I can have a small chance of doing something in a fight.
Another thing I noticed a lot of occupations say it’s rare for a race or gender to be in them but, I didn’t find any mention of being able to reroll in those cases since you have the same chance as anyone else of rolling them.
Anyway assuming I can find sufficient work even with some minor negatives from a low kinetic charisma she can level in under a week.
Spoiler---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Theano Gender: F Race: Subterranean Troll
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 90 Weight: 218 Siblings: 4 Social Class: Serf
Age: 26 Max Age: 150 Eyes: Bloody-Brown Skin Color: Green
Marital Status: Unhappily Married Birth Rank: 4th
Birth Status: NA Hair Color: Black Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 20 Vision: Perfect natural vision
Facial Feature: Ears below eyebrows
Perceived as having a low mental capacity
Birthplace: Capital City Birthday:1/21/5074
Most Attactive Feature: Lips Most Repulsive Feature: Chest
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
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PHYSIQUE: 111 6
Physical Fitness: 107 3 Sprint: 62
Strength: 114 6 Damage: +6% C&J: 63 Bench: 127 DL: 190
Bodily Attractiveness: 104 3
Health: 121 12 Int/Vom: -12% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 63%
CHARISMA: 110 6
Facial: 102 0 Description: Plain
Vocal: 158 27 Description: Rhythmic
Kinetic: 82 -10 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 101 0 Avg. Speech: 150 or 190 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 73 -13
Hand-Eye Coordination: 64 -21 Finger Prec: 1/8 inch
Agility: 37 -38 CA Bonus: -10 Brawl: 2 Stand: 4
Reaction Speed: 90 -6 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 103 3 Max Speech: 210 Casting: -2%
INTELLIGENCE: 108 3
Language: 107 3 #: 3 Vocab: Undismayed
Math: 134 17 Highest Math: Trigonometry
Analytical: 89 -6
Spatial: 105 3 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 250
WISDOM: 106 3
Drive: 123 12 Hours Resting: 14
Intuition: 105 3
Common Sense: 107 3 Likely to: -
Reflection: 92 -3 Earliest memory at: Age 3
Life Points: 32 Unconscious: 6 CA: 4
Piety Points: 64 Magic Points:
Breadth: 45 BMI: 18.9741 BMI Status: Healthy weight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 22 Morality: 43
You are: Neutral w/Unethical tendencies Neutral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 1 Choleric: 46 Melancholic: 95 Phlegmatic: 94
Primary Temperament: Melancholic Secondary Temperament: Phlegmatic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 1939
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
Illness 1: raptophilia
Illness 2: paranoia
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 10
Head Cicumference: 27.63
----------------------------------------Skills------------------------------------
Blind Fighting -9 Brawling -33 Direction Sense +6 Mangling +5 Trickery +9
Wrestling -6 Acting (Drama) +9 Contortion-12 Massage -12 Seduction +10
Sexual Adeptness +3
So somebody was talking about a pbp? I can't stop rolling up characters with this random generator!
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2010-05-28, 11:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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OK, I see kinda an odd pattern here...
From Yuki Akuma's character:
"Perceived as a waster of money, generous"
"Social class: Slave"
From SaintRidley's character:
"Perceived as financially stable"
"Social class: Slave"
From Volthawks's character:
"Perceived as prone to financial losses, difficult to conserve wealth
Social class: Slave"
OK, so the three of you come to your supervisor's office to discuss your weekly paychecks. Volthawk says: "Sir, do you suppose I could get a raise, I'm a little shorthanded this month." SaintRidley says to Volthawk: "If you need a loan, I've got money to spare and could get it to you at a low interest rate." Yuki Akuma interrupts and says: "Hey boss, why don't you just give my paycheck to Volthawk. He needs it more than me. I'll get by just fine without it."
The supervisor rises with a bufuddled look on his face, then gets angry, grabs his whip, and shouts out: "GET BACK TO WORK, SLAVES, BEFORE I FLAY THE HIDE OFF YOUR BACKS!!!"
Three cheers for FATAL, the most realistic RPG evah!
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Honorable mention goes to Tonberrian's character:
"Perceived as having a low mental capacity
Social class: Serf"
He wasn't smart enough to get in on this lucrative 'slave' gig.
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2010-05-28, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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All I can say about the character creator is... it has a few problems.
Spoiler---------------------------F.A.T.A.L. Character------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2000-2003 Fatal Games. All Rights Reserved.
------------------------General Character Information------------------------------
Character Name: Hengist Gender: M Race: Dark Elf
Player Name: Occupation: Age Category: Young Adult
Homeland: Level: Religion:
Height: 8 Weight: 2 Siblings: 0 Social Class: Serf
Age: 0 Max Age: 250 Eyes: Black Skin Color: Black
Marital Status: Single Birth Rank: Only child
Birth Status: Legitimate Hair Color: Brunette Hair Type: Thick, wavy, oily
Hair Length: 1 Vision: Far-sightedness, 5 feet
Facial Feature: Diminished jawbone
Perceived as feminine
Birthplace: City Birthday:7/11/5100
Most Attactive Feature: Face Most Repulsive Feature: Hair
Appearance:
Notes:
----------------------------Character Abilities-------------------------------------
Sub-ability Score Mods
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PHYSIQUE: 86 -6
Physical Fitness: 136 17 Sprint: 24
Strength: 44 -34 Damage: -34% C&J: 25 Bench: 50 DL: 75
Bodily Attractiveness: 47 -34
Health: 119 9 Int/Vom: -9% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 62%
CHARISMA: 107 3
Facial: 116 9 Description: Plain
Vocal: 117 9 Description: Normal
Kinetic: 88 -6 Description: Ordinary
Rhetoric: 108 3 Avg. Speech: 152 or 187 (50%)
DEXTERITY: 91 -3
Hand-Eye Coordination: 126 12 Finger Prec: 1/32 inch
Agility: 86 -6 CA Bonus: -2 Brawl: 2 Stand: 3
Reaction Speed: 65 -21 Deep Sleep Recov: 2
Enunciation: 88 -6 Max Speech: 180 Casting: +20%
INTELLIGENCE: 100 0
Language: 116 9 #: 3 Vocab: Transcendental
Math: 99 0 Highest Math: Algebra
Analytical: 98 0
Spatial: 87 -6 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 125
WISDOM: 109 6
Drive: 102 0 Hours Resting: 16
Intuition: 108 3
Common Sense: 124 12 Likely to: -
Reflection: 104 3 Earliest memory at: Age 3
Life Points: 12 Unconscious: 2 CA: 8
Piety Points: 98 Magic Points:
Breadth: 4 BMI: 22.0313 BMI Status: Overweight
-------------------------------------Disposition------------------------------------
Ethicality: 57 Morality: 1
You are: Neutral Immoral
-------------------------------------Temperament------------------------------------
Sanguine: 21 Choleric: 77 Melancholic: 76 Phlegmatic: 44
Primary Temperament: Choleric Secondary Temperament: Melancholic
-------------------------------------Starting Funds---------------------------------
Silver Pieces: 0
------------------------------------Mental Illnesses--------------------------------
None
--------------------------------------Allergies-------------------------------------
None
------------------------------------Rare Features-----------------------------------
Handedness: Right-handed
Foot Size: 1
Head Cicumference: 11.6545
-----------------------------------Sexual Features----------------------------------
Areola Diameter: 1 Areola Hue: Dark
Tongue Size: 3 Sexuality: Heterosexual
Debauchery: 72
So I checked the FATAL pdf, average Dark Elf height is aprox 4'. He's... 8 inches tall, and weighs 2 pounds. His nipples must form some sort of supernipple, seeing as how he's roughly a short stick. A young adult age Zero'd stick. His earliest memory is in the future. I've rolled up several characters with the generator *My girlfriend and I were up until 3 in the morning laughing our asses off at the results.* I've programed better random generators in highschool.
Also, has anyone checked the Fatalgames site? It looks like it's now a flash game site.
Edit: Removed non-family friendly Sexual Features.
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