[Nexus] OoC 1: The Shape of Things to Come

[Lord Iames Osari]

Wait... where's Ebon Mirror and his army of MECHA ZOMBIES that shoots LIGHTNING FROM THEIR HANDS?
And you got lightning cannons on that ship of yours! Get up there and use them! At least pull a few away from the main fight.

What ship of mine are you referring to?

Umm... I don't know... I can't think of any...

But Iames Trog's?

Sorry... not feeling the Shanghainess tonight.

[happyturtle]

To me, your post seemed to imply that if only she hadn't illusioned him into a worm, working together would be a possibility.

I don't think anyone in the Nexus hates Reinholdt as much as Sunny and Charity do. Unless his self-loathing manages to beat them out. Which is possible.





And speaking of hate and other emotions, Raven the Einherjar has no memory of the stuff done by his Harbinger controlled time displaced self, so does not feel cupid arrow induced love for Reinholdt. I'm sure we're all relieved at that.

[Reinholdt]

What ship of mine are you referring to?

Flying castle town? The one parked next to/on top of a volcano? That AMEN just went to all the trouble to capture?

^ Actually I was just stating that the worm was annoying to Reinholdt. And I'm well aware of Raven.

[Moff Chumley]

Iames, a good deal of AMEN's current reputation for OPness is comming from you being an enourmous, invisible mech who also happened to be master of the dead.

[Lord Magtok]

I don't mean to toot my own horn here, but Magtok's not tired in the slightest, could maybe be persuaded to lend some of his MagCave security Magbots to the cause, and has his own half-serious grudge against the Exalt leading the attack, for what that's worth.

Oh, and if all else fails, have Moff park Lethargia on them.

[Murkus]

I'd prefer if we didn't demolish the town we worked so hard to get, actually. Rather a waste. In fact, we could probably escape on it if worst comes to worst.

But yeah, Jack will probably go and bother Magtok next. Where is he, anyway?

As for Moff, just so you know, Jack can hear you if you yell something, as his senses are essentially pandimensional.

[Moff Chumley]

So, can you describe The Yellow Road to me?

[Eternal Drifter]

Right... in case you haven't noticed... Drifter is back in Inside... for now...

[Murkus]

So, can you describe The Yellow Road to me?

An infinite, swirling yellow void marred only by translucent golden spheres floating gracelessly through the empty space. Well, to most people who first visit.

Looking deeper, exploring, or having varying degrees of sanity (amongst other things) can cause you to see many different things.

Oh and welcome back, Drifter.

[Moff Chumley]

If The Moff were, say, really lucky, is there anything there he can use to impact the real world?

[Murkus]

Not really by luck, no. Sorry. He'd probably have to be quite mad to manipulate the real world using the Road, or manipulate the Road at all.

However, incase you didn't notice, Iames said that Cerise's spell could be broken by will.

And if Moff says one of Jack's many names (Yochanan) Jack will return. And drop him off somewhere, if he needs it.

This was noted in my last post.

[Moff Chumley]

I think The Moff is pretty mad. If you recall how he got to the Black Wounds thread...

Anyhow, force of will is not something The Moff has much of, especially not compared to someone like Cerise.

[Murkus]

That's true. Though I'm a bit too tired at the moment to try and flesh out how and with what Moff could affect the real world. And describing the Road for someone who is also mad.

Rrgh. Decisions, decisions.

[Moff Chumley]

No worries. I think The Moff can use a bit of a rest, anyhow.

[Murkus]

Alrighty then. Remember, if he'd like to go somewhere, just say the word.

I think I'll hit the hay soon.

[Reinholdt]

*notes how the doctor just throws away the medical bills and records*
I sniff foreclosure in the future.

[Morty]

Plot alert:

Charity is trying to track down GLoG members who are actually missing vs the ones who are just deadtimed. I know about Phoenix and Marley. Are there any others out there?

Reelshka will join her. It'll give her something to actually do.
Also, NO should really get going with regards to Jack Empty, assuming there'll be something left of him after the "distraction". There's also the halflings and the Bill's guy's contract, though.
As for the "distraction" at AMEN, apart from the overestimation of AMEN resources and Exalted being overpowered, there's also the issue of the attackers being played by a single player, instead of several ones like the defenders. This means they can coordinate their actions much better and strike at once, because they don't have to wait for each other to undeadtime.

[RE:Insanity]

Niels is sad because his library is devoid of life. :(

[happyturtle]

Nobody knows about it IC. You should plant some plot hooks in the main threads. I suggest checking out the Inside thread and having one of the characters in Eternal Drifter's library open a door and find themselves in your library.

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Also, is anyone expecting me to post anywhere? I was posting last night under the influence of sleeping pills, so I have no memory of what I was doing. >.>

[Beans]

Nobody knows about it IC. You should plant some plot hooks in the main threads. I suggest checking out the Inside thread and having one of the characters in Eternal Drifter's library open a door and find themselves in your library.

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Also, is anyone expecting me to post anywhere? I was posting last night under the influence of sleeping pills, so I have no memory of what I was doing. >.>

Wait, what about Owl, Kanga, and Roo?

Also, is Beansy's burfday. Beansy is olds. Aggh. Beansy needs his walker.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames, a good deal of AMEN's current reputation for OPness is comming from you being an enourmous, invisible mech who also happened to be master of the dead.

I object! He was never an invisible mech.

[Murkus]

Happy birthday Beans!

[Morty]

Wait, what about Owl, Kanga, and Roo?

Also, is Beansy's burfday. Beansy is olds. Aggh. Beansy needs his walker.

Happy birthday!

[Reinholdt]

Happy Birthday old man Beans!

[Beans]

Thanks, guise.

There's a little part of my head that wants to start an ACRO organization devoted to being, essentially, chaos-spreading griefers.
... I am unsure if this idea is stupid or stupid awesome.
Maybe I'm going senile.

[Morty]

Maybe you ought to post in NO ins-*is shot and dragged away*
Anyway, last attempt at such an organization didn't get any responses. Take it for what you will.

[Beans]

Was I around then?

... Was that BOSS?

[Morty]

BOSS was supposed to be evil. What I'm talking about is PLATYPUS, a chaotic organization nobody noticed. I remember it because I have a weird memory for this kind of thing.

[happyturtle]

The problem with chaos organizations is that chaos doesn't organize well.

[Beans]

... Heheh. Platypus.
I'm not even going to wonder what that stood for.
I'm enough of a... something... to acknowledge that the acronym I have thought up is kind of stupid.
SOCIOPATH.
Spreaders
Of
Chaos
Idiosyncratically
Organized
Promoting
Acronyms
That
Hurt to read.

*passes out facepalm safety gloves to everyone*