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    Why oh why did we have to cut away from Janine and the two elves?

    WHYYYYYYYY?!

    Oh wait, I think I know the answer to this one. >.>

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    OK, Coffee...

    Seeing as you come from the Crack Pairings thread, this won't seem like that shocking of a request...

    I ask for a tribute to one of the best CP stories that has been written.

    This school has lots of elves, but also orcs, kobolds, and most importantly...goblins.

    Have a background image of a purple-haired elf and a goblin making out.



    EDIT: Upon turning my computer off, I realized exactly how "One of my friends is part goblin." Ninja'd by the new comic, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NXTangl View Post
    OK, Coffee...

    Seeing as you come from the Crack Pairings thread, this won't seem like that shocking of a request...

    I ask for a tribute to one of the best CP stories that has been written.

    This school has lots of elves, but also orcs, kobolds, and most importantly...goblins.

    Have a background image of a purple-haired elf and a goblin making out.

    The next update will be tomorrow. I strongly suggest that you reread Comic #42.

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    Snerk.
    (Reread comic 42)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lix Lorn View Post
    Snerk.
    (Reread comic 42)
    Coffee, I love you so hard. XD
    I have to second the comment....
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    are we looking for the "one of my best freinds is part goblin" line? thats really all i can see there XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gicko View Post
    are we looking for the "one of my best freinds is part goblin" line? thats really all i can see there XD
    Yep, that's the line I suppose coffe was refering to
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    Coffee, I gotta say, Comic 44 was probably one of my favorites. I couldn't stop laughing... The setup for that joke was great, the execution was perfect, the stunned silence and shocked expressions between panels just made thing everything funnier, and the small touches like even the cat freaking out and Janine's blank expression just pushed the hilarity-content over the edge. Bravo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gicko View Post
    are we looking for the "one of my best freinds is part goblin" line? thats really all i can see there XD
    Yes, we are looking for that line.

    Coffee, I gotta say, Comic 44 was probably one of my favorites. I couldn't stop laughing... The setup for that joke was great, the execution was perfect, the stunned silence and shocked expressions between panels just made thing everything funnier, and the small touches like even the cat freaking out and Janine's blank expression just pushed the hilarity-content over the edge. Bravo.
    Thank you, Lycan!

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    so any chance you could tell us wether or not Tiaasal will be a reccuring charicter coffie? :P
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    I never did hang out in the Crack Pairings thread -- though I always loved the banners -- so I'm probably missing some context here. Are we alluding to that elf-goblin who Water Smurf uses as an avatar?

    (If so, it's an adorable character.)

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    Redcloak and V's hypothetical offspring. Half goblin half elf. All cute.
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    That's odd. I didn't notice that. What kind of kinky stuff can you use wings for?

    Y'know what, I'd rather not know.
    You want to think about kinky stuff with wings. You knoooooooowwwwwww you want toooooooo.

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    Thank you; Fun fact: I actually forgot to draw Fir at first and had to add her after I had already coloured Serrin, hope it doesn't show too much...
    Wow, nice picture. I didn't even notice the overdrawing of Fir until you mentioned it (and I was looking really close at the picture before that). I love your drawing, CWater!


    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    Coffee, I gotta say, Comic 44 was probably one of my favorites. I couldn't stop laughing... The setup for that joke was great, the execution was perfect, the stunned silence and shocked expressions between panels just made thing everything funnier, and the small touches like even the cat freaking out and Janine's blank expression just pushed the hilarity-content over the edge. Bravo.
    I have to second this highly detailed statement. I did not see this joke coming. Fir's shocked expression is also icing on the cake.


    Oh, and i just noticed something. In comic #38, if you look closely above Fir's head in panel 3, you will see that Fir is meowing "<congrats>" to Luic. It's always the little details that I find amazing, Coffee.
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    Thanks everybody! I might change Fir's speech bubbles in the future, so they're easier to see. Maybe.

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    Hahahahhahaa!

    Good work, Coffee! I am loving these summer updates

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    I take it the dwarf is Anthony and the guy who got knocked out is the ex-boyfriend?

    Wait...Janine is a bastard?

    Tinder looks somewhat amused in the first panel, then a bit depressed in the second one.

    Geez, elves really can't handle alcohol huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    I take it the dwarf is Anthony and the guy who got knocked out is the ex-boyfriend?

    Wait...Janine is a bastard?

    Tinder looks somewhat amused in the first panel, then a bit depressed in the second one.

    Geez, elves really can't handle alcohol huh?
    Yep.

    Janine's parents got married when her mom was five months pregnant with her; it was a shotgun (Shotcrossbow?) wedding.

    Elves can't handle beer designed for dwarf consumption. Especially when they've got d4 hit dice. Serrin and Tia would be better able to handle it though.
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    <3
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    Also funny comic.
    BUT TIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I take it the dwarf is Anthony and the guy who got knocked out is the ex-boyfriend?
    Or so she wants you to believe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lix Lorn View Post
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    Or so she wants you to believe...
    And she's so happy! And she and Serrin are best friends!

    Anthony is an Italian name. The dwarves here have Italian names.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    And she's so happy! And she and Serrin are best friends!

    Anthony is an Italian name. The dwarves here have Italian names.
    <3 Awesome!

    Maybe the other guy was raised by Dwarves. Or his family named it after their best man, a dwarf.
    Seriously, you think even Word of God can stop the Prophetess of the Shipping Goddess? XP
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    It would seem that a certain elven mage did not put his second-best stat in constitution.

    *monocle*

    As always, great comic though . If only elves had their penalty in wisdom instead.

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    And she's so happy! And she and Serrin are best friends!
    Tiasal - happy and sane? Must be some other Tiasal...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Tiasal - happy and sane? Must be some other Tiasal...
    But here she has friends!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Janine's parents got married when her mom was five months pregnant with her; it was a shotgun (Shotcrossbow?) wedding.
    First: Sorta like Daigo and Kazumi, only more extreme?

    Second: It would be a crossbow wedding. There's no such thing as a Shotcrossbow, there's only Manyshot.
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    Hee! I laughed already at the first panel!

    But I don't get the title, what does it mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darklord Xavez View Post
    First: Sorta like Daigo and Kazumi, only more extreme?

    Second: It would be a crossbow wedding. There's no such thing as a Shotcrossbow, there's only Manyshot.
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    Like a darker, more extreme version of Daigo and Kazumi.

    But I don't get the title, what does it mean?
    That beer is 120% alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWater View Post
    But I don't get the title, what does it mean?
    "Proof" is a (slightly old-fashioned) measure of the strength of alcoholic beverages For example, you might buy 80-proof whiskey. Depending on whether you're using the British system or the American, 100% alcohol would be either 175-proof or 200-proof.

    (Non-dwarven) beer tends to be about 6%-10% alcohol, so you wouldn't expect more than 20 proof or so.

    If Coffee's dwarves brew 240-proof beer, then they've found a way to make it more than 100% alcohol by volume. Poor elf never stood a chance.

    EDIT: Ninja'd by Coffee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darklord Xavez View Post
    First: Sorta like Daigo and Kazumi, only more extreme?

    Second: It would be a crossbow wedding. There's no such thing as a Shotcrossbow, there's only Manyshot.
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    Explosive arrows/bolts would make a good simile to a shotgun round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mucat View Post
    "Proof" is a (slightly old-fashioned) measure of the strength of alcoholic beverages For example, you might buy 80-proof whiskey. Depending on whether you're using the British system or the American, 100% alcohol would be either 175-proof or 200-proof.

    (Non-dwarven) beer tends to be about 6%-10% alcohol, so you wouldn't expect more than 20 proof or so.

    If Coffee's dwarves brew 240-proof beer, then they've found a way to make it more than 100% alcohol by volume. Poor elf never stood a chance.

    EDIT: Ninja'd by Coffee.
    Okay, thanks for the explanation. Every day one learns something new
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    Quote Originally Posted by mucat View Post
    "Proof" is a (slightly old-fashioned) measure of the strength of alcoholic beverages For example, you might buy 80-proof whiskey. Depending on whether you're using the British system or the American, 100% alcohol would be either 175-proof or 200-proof.

    (Non-dwarven) beer tends to be about 6%-10% alcohol, so you wouldn't expect more than 20 proof or so.

    If Coffee's dwarves brew 240-proof beer, then they've found a way to make it more than 100% alcohol by volume. Poor elf never stood a chance.

    EDIT: Ninja'd by Coffee.
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