A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142

[Phase]

Ehh... I think it looks more like a day-glo pterodactyl.

It is one badass ****ing fractal, I'll have to admit.

[Dogmantra]

It is one badass ****ing fractal, I'll have to admit.

Baby, someone is crazy.

And it's you.

[Teddy]

Baby, someone is crazy.

And it's you.

Are you sure it's only him? Wasn't this some sort of asylum of the internets, and we're all crazy...?

...Or was it the internet that was the asylum, and this is the only spot of sanity? I never know for sure...

EDIT: ARGH! How can the internet be so slow!? It took me at least five minutes to edit away some small typos and grammar errors!

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

I saw a ghastly hand, wrought in smoke...

[CurlyKitGirl]

Arrrrrrrgh, I'm home now. A day early. Packed in less than two hours last night. And am sooooooooooo tired.
Way too much traffic, took far longer to get down home than normal.

And I fell asleep a couple of times, but I'm still tired, and a little hungry, and I'm actually really annoyed about this sport thingy.
Apparently, there's this thing called a football World Cup going on, and it was England v. Algeria today.
Dad were listening to it on the way home, what's the point?
It angered me.

In lighter news: I have finished one third of my degree. No more exams until October.
Woo.
And I missed my trashing and the Warden's Garden Party.

[Kobold-Bard]

Spinach & Ricotta Canelloni!!!

[Phase]

We don't like your foreign words here, Bard. We don't want your "Canelloni" or your "Duvet."

[Kobold-Bard]

We don't like your foreign words here, Bard. We don't want your "Canelloni" or your "Duvet."

I'm also sitting on a settee and drinking Amaretto.

lol

[Dogmantra]

We don't like your foreign words here, Bard. We don't want your "Canelloni" or your "Duvet."

Be careful yourself Phase, or I might have to murder you and stuff you in the boot of my car.

[Jokasti]

Everyone knows cars only wear gloves.

[Trobby]

...

I am way too tired, with way too much food and beer in my body, to make a pun about cars or think of an American slang that I can throw at you right now.

So instead, here is a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.



Hmm...bunny doesn't seem to be loading. So here's advice dog instead.

[Kobold-Bard]

I see your pancake bunny and raise you a giraffe doing an impression of a koala:

Spoiler

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Edit: Apparently playing with knives whilst intoxicated is only ok for certain PrCs, coz I just stabbed clean through my jeans into my leg

[Trobby]

@_@; Oh geeze, I hope you at least covered it up, or heck, went to a HOSPITAL after that.

Edit: And, assuming you are alright, mind your image width. It's not too bad, but that giraffe is pretty big.

[Kobold-Bard]

@_@; Oh geeze, I hope you at least covered it up, or heck, went to a HOSPITAL after that.

Edit: And, assuming you are alright, mind your image width. It's not too bad, but that giraffe is pretty big.

There is a bandage, alll is well.

The giraffoala is also spoilered.

Edit: Disarrono is so tasty even a friend who is T-total is happy to drink it. Such is the power of liquid marzipan

[Kobold-Bard]

New post for a new topic: whistling is awesome. Its like having musical talent even when you don't; the Wallace and Gromit theme is particularly epic when whistled.

[absolmorph]

New post for a new topic: whistling is awesome. Its like having musical talent even when you don't; the Wallace and Gromit theme is particularly epic when whistled.

I whistle Saria's Song when bored.

[Trobby]

While painting today, I whistled Robo's Theme from Chrono Trigger, the CheetahMen Theme, and Maya's theme from Phoenix Wright.

Whistling is a truly awesome thing indeed.

[Dogmantra]

Hey, have you guys seen the beta design for the new forum layout? (It's thematic!)

[Kobold-Bard]

Hey, have you guys seen the beta design for the new forum layout? (It's thematic!)

I hope you catch fire. ;)

[Dogmantra]

I hope you catch fire. ;)

All of tomorrow, I'm going to be really careless with matches, and when I do catch fire, you'll feel really bad.

[Kobold-Bard]

All of tomorrow, I'm going to be really careless with matches, and when I do catch fire, you'll feel really bad.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I love you too much to see you burn!! Don't do it Doggie!!!

[absolmorph]

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about music. Up 'til now, we hadn't really discussed it (it's a peripheral thing for both of us, as far as I'm aware). When I asked her, she linked me to this.
I'm filled with the urge to mercilessly glomp and cuddle her.

[SpiderMew]

AH HA!

My left wrist hurts (im right handed)

[Zeb The Troll]

I'm also sitting on a settee and drinking Amaretto.

lol

Mmmm, Amaretto is mine and Alarra's liquor of choice.

[Trobby]

I hope you catch fire. ;)

They've developed a cure for that now. It's called water.

[absolmorph]

They've developed a cure for that now. It's called water more fire.

Fix'd.
Honestly, people.

[Pheehelm]

Seriously, using water to get rid of fire just leaves all that fuel and oxygen behind, which has already been established as a fire hazard. Best thing to do is use up all the fuel and oxygen.

[Jokasti]

sunflower, olive or rape-seed oil

O GOD WHAT

[Recaiden]

O GOD WHAT

You call it 'canola'.
Unless you just object to the use of vegetable oils in baked goods very strongly, which would confuse me.

[Pheehelm]

It's real.