Bibliography - Choose Your Own Adventure

[memnarch]

>Give him his hand in a teasing, playful manner.

[Maximum Zersk]

Hmm, how about...

Start examining his brother's body.

[Lycan 01]

Hm. Should we move Lil Bro inside out of the elements, or stay outside with him 'til he wakes up or Daddy gets home?

If we opt to move him inside, I have a pretty funny idea to suggest, though if flirting makes Mr. Roboto overheat, this may kill him.


If we can't even understand his hand, though, I doubt we'll be able to figure out or fix Lil Bro right now.

[Maximum Zersk]

If we opt to move him inside, I have a pretty funny idea to suggest, though if flirting makes Mr. Roboto overheat, this may kill him.

*Cranky old man voice* I always knew those Temptation Pages were no good, with their bat wings, and their devil tails, and their flirting, and their televisions, and their moving trucks, and their video games, and their internets, and their radios, and their cassettes, and their printing presses, and their lit-er-a-tyoor, and their civilization, and their hunter-gatherer societies, and their sapience, and their sentience, and their lungs, and their multicellularism, and their...

[Lycan 01]

Actually, that brings up a better idea. What if one of the neighbords knows a thing or two about constructs?

[NotAEvilToaster]

Review lexicon to see if there is anything that can help wake little bro up, or failing that, kiss the boy.

[Zeful]

Okay the flirting was fine, but seriously Sleeping Beauty?

Use page powers to calm Clay down and get him talking about himself

[Zovc]

Review lexicon to see if there is anything that can help wake little bro up, or failing that, kiss the boy.

Let's do it. He's so cool it doesn't matter whether or not it works!

[Lycan 01]

I don't think kissing a random stranger is a good idea, especially since he's a broken robot. A Succubus' kiss is unlikely to possess healing properties anyway, especially on a technological level.

I vote...

>Go next door/across the street/to any other nearby house and see if anyone knows anything about Construct First Aid. If need be, flirt with the residents if it means getting their help, even if they're an angry old man who's a retired mechanic...

[Salbazier]

Just kiss the sleeping beauty straight on and be done with it!

Who knows? If a kiss can drain life maybe it can channel life.

[Mina Kobold]

Okay the flirting was fine, but seriously Sleeping Beauty?

Use page powers to calm Clay down and get him talking about himself

Seconded!

Honestly, while Succubi usually just steal life or curse you when they kiss you, ours actually don't want to do that.

Free non-evil will and the choice of what spells to get means that a nice succubus might actually having healing powers...

Wait! I change my vote to Call for your dad to help!

[Gez]

Examine parts and try to figure something out.
If they're simply detached, you can probably just plug them back in. If they're actually broken, though, it'll require their "father" for repairs.

[Lord Raziere]

*Cranky old man voice* I always knew those Temptation Pages were no good, with their bat wings, and their devil tails, and their flirting, and their televisions, and their moving trucks, and their video games, and their internets, and their radios, and their cassettes, and their printing presses, and their lit-er-a-tyoor, and their civilization, and their hunter-gatherer societies, and their sapience, and their sentience, and their lungs, and their multicellularism, and their...

....single-cellurarism and their multiple chemicals and their elements and their star and their physics and their wacky big bang, the universe was better off when it was a dot dagnabbit.

[Lix Lorn]

Just kiss the sleeping beauty straight on and be done with it!

Definitely seconded. (Grin)

[ref]

Say you don't know how to fix robots and offer to stay until his father arrives.

We can get more info this way, we better be careful with our flirting.

[banthesun]

Forget about Clay, his brother is so much cooler. (On value of glasses, I'm not actually saying anything about what I think about the characters.)

[HypoSoc]

As you can't do anything now, get to know clay as best you can, since you'll be neighbors for a while, and wait for the father to return. Its unlikely your father would know what to do more than you would in this matter.

[Creed]

Say you don't know how to fix robots and offer to stay until his father arrives.

We can get more info this way, we better be careful with our flirting.

Agree. Minus the less flirting part.

[Arcanoi]

>Acquire SHADES. Tear off BROTHER's right hand to maintain PRODUCT INTEGRITY.

[Fayd]

Whatever you do, don't move him. If his construction is similar enough to human, there could be a spinal injury for all we know and you don't want to move them unless you are trained. Keep him where he is, and calm Clay down by talking to him. Try not to overheat him too much. Also, possibly get your father to help. What a GREAT way to get to know the neighborhood!

[SlyGuyMcFly]

> Poke Brother with stick.

[Kumo]

Just kiss the sleeping beauty straight on and be done with it!

Who knows? If a kiss can drain life maybe it can channel life.

It's. a. ROBOT.

Life ain't gonna help it.

Sultrily give Clay his hand and offer to stay until his father arrives. Sexily.

[Owrtho]

Sultrily give Clay his hand and offer to stay until his father arrives. Sexily.

I'll vote for this.

Owrtho

[Sanguine]

It's. a. ROBOT.

Life ain't gonna help it.

Sultrily give Clay his hand and offer to stay until his father arrives. Sexily.

This get's my vote.

[NotAEvilToaster]

Kiss of electric life?

>Before kissing, ACQUIRE shades.

[Lix Lorn]

Basically, we don't much care, as long as it's done sexily.

[Dairun Cates]

You know. Being the big MSPaint Adventures fan I am...

Kim: Ask Clay about his hobbies and see if he makes a webcomic called Sweet Ro-bro and Syntax Steel.

or for more in par with the story:

Kim: Dress up as a sexy nurse, then realize you need a doctor to help you with the operation, draw face on basketball, and name it Dr. Cal. Begin ze' Operation!

[IcemanJRC]

It's. a. ROBOT.

Life ain't gonna help it.

Sultrily give Clay his hand and offer to stay until his father arrives. Sexily.

Seconded.Sexily.

[Prime32]

If we opt to move him inside, I have a pretty funny idea to suggest, though if flirting makes Mr. Roboto overheat, this may kill him.

Does it involved taking his hand and dropping it down her shirt?

[Zovc]

Kim: Dress up as a sexy nurse, then realize you need a doctor to help you with the operation, draw face on basketball, and name it Dr. Cal. Begin ze' Operation!

I didn't even consider dressing up as a nurse! Brilliant!