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    Let Clay introduce yourself to his father/creator.

    It'll probably make a better impression than if you try to welcome the guy in his own house.
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    Attempt to trick Clay into a compromising position for when the one possessing the loud Yiddish voice shows up.
    Yep, seconded. XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lix Lorn View Post
    Yep, seconded. XD
    Thirded. It'll be hilarious.

    Already thirded earlier. I think Lix makes eight =/
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    Wow, it's pretty evident how this is going to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owrtho View Post

    Attempt to trick Clay into a compromising position for when the one possessing the loud Yiddish voice shows up.
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    Yep, seconded. XD
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    Thirded. It'll be hilarious.

    Already thirded earlier. I think Lix makes eight =/

    Makes it nine, then
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    Ten is a magic number, I guess.

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    Are you trying to kill Clay?
    Remember, they are a family of pages. I'm sure the father would be protective against a succubus.
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    Why not? it is fun
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    But I like Clay...
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    Nah, don't worry. This kind of things are common in manga and no one ever dies from it.
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    Are you trying to kill Clay?
    Remember, they are a family of pages. I'm sure the father would be protective against a succubus.
    Robots can be killed by comedy?

    Who knew

    Chilax, it's all harmless and I doubt the Father would kill anyone over what looks like hormones or suchwhat.
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    An then I saw Keveak in the sorting hat and you are just the cutest thing when you want to be. My gosh look at that. It's squee-inducing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salbazier View Post
    Nah, don't worry. This kind of things are common in manga and no one ever dies from it.
    Exactly. Besides, Kim's fifteen. If you haven't caused at least one flirt-related explosion by then, then you're certainly a rare breed.
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    Death by comedy! Someone needs to make a t-shirt or comic strip of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypoSoc View Post
    Remember, they are a family of pages. I'm sure the father would be protective against a succubus.
    We have yet to see proof that this is a Page's household. Only Page's household we know of in Tiltstone is the one next door (Kimberly's new home). We also know about the Librarian household somewhere else where Ben lives. Aside from that we know of no other households (though we do know there is a good number of Pages and Librarians, we just don't know where they live).

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAEvilToaster View Post
    Death by comedy! Someone needs to make a t-shirt or comic strip of that.
    You mean like this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypoSoc View Post
    Are you trying to kill Clay?
    Remember, they are a family of pages. I'm sure the father would be protective against a succubus.
    At worst, he'll need to be rebooted without the "shy around flirty girls" module. Coding that in was a bad idea. Is he even "fully functional"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypoSoc View Post
    Are you trying to kill Clay?
    Remember, they are a family of pages. I'm sure the father would be protective against a succubus.
    Why? Clay's a robot, he's got no life force to drain. He has computer components. You can't life-suck circiutry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owrtho View Post
    Well, I was going to Roll again, but decided to go with this.

    Attempt to trick Clay into a compromising position for when the one possessing the loud Yiddish voice shows up.

    compromising is used here in sense of how many male manga leads always seem to find them self in a situation where it seems they are attempting to take advantage of a cute girl when someone shows up to misinterpret it (despite the fact it's just an accident and they had no intention of doing so).

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    When the inevitable "Not what it looks like" moment comes up, explain that you just remembered that succubi are compelled to act flirty at all possible times as part of their Codex.

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    Come on. Yiddish Speech? A "Robot" named "Clay"? He's obviously a modern golem of the Solomon codex. My guess is that Elagune wanted to practice drawing all these codices before they show up in cannon, so we're going to see all five of them pretty quickly.
    Under the basis of Clay being a golem, are you willing to say if he has a scroll of life in him? If so, then he might catch fire from the "Comedy," effectively killing him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypoSoc View Post
    Come on. Yiddish Speech? A "Robot" named "Clay"? He's obviously a modern golem of the Solomon codex. My guess is that Elagune wanted to practice drawing all these codices before they show up in cannon, so we're going to see all five of them pretty quickly.
    Under the basis of Clay being a golem, are you willing to say if he has a scroll of life in him? If so, then he might catch fire from the "Comedy," effectively killing him.
    Oh, okay. Robot.

    So what's the gelatinous codex then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximum Zersk View Post
    Oh, okay. Robot.

    So what's the gelatinous codex then?

    Slime, what else???
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    Just then you get a wonderful yet terrible idea!

    As Clay gets up from his seat to greet the person coming through, you accidentally trip and grab him by the arm, tugging him to the ground. You end up in what is quite obviously an innocent position for two teens of your age to be in. Completely casual. There is a distinct possibility that Clay may be going nuclear.

    The door opens, and a small man stands in the doorway.



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    Love Clay's face in the second panel. It's like, "What the hell?"

    I meant, how would the slime attacks be like?

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    Jump up, startled, and yell "This isn't what it looks like!" which a lot of people take as code saying: "Yes it is!"

    Especially if you manage to get it out before Clay!
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    Nevermind...
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    Stay where you are and say hi to the man.
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    Could I have a Clay avatar?
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