[BitP:R] BleachITP Reborn: OOC Thread 10

[Draken]

And bone is the new steel. As a special offer, we are offering, free of any charges, a symbiote that produces an awesome-tastic bone full-body armor sized perfectly for you, does not weight you down and feels more confortable than the softest silk you would ever wear. It is like your real skin! Only in Las Noches!

[Innis Cabal]

Its a fashion Coup! The long feared political over taking by Takeshi has been revealed! Mini-skirt mondays for the girls and shirtless o'clock for all the handsome strapping young lads between the hours of six and seven. Make it so number 2!

[Hadrian_Emrys]

And thus the circle is complete. Next thing you know though...

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Yuuta's new Vice Commander outfit.

"... I wonder if the 11th is accepting applications."

[Innis Cabal]

"... I wonder if the 11th is accepting applications."

"There not. Don't you have a Fashion revolution to be undertaking Tanuki boy?"

[The Librarian]

"... I wonder if the 11th is accepting applications."

Sometimes you just can't win Yama. Just Salvage the Pride.

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[InyutheBeatIs]

And bone is the new steel. As a special offer, we are offering, free of any charges, a symbiote that produces an awesome-tastic bone full-body armor sized perfectly for you, does not weight you down and feels more confortable than the softest silk you would ever wear. It is like your real skin! Only in Las Noches!

"Hi. I'm Pico. When I first heard about Symbone(TM) I thought it was a bunch of crap. But, when I got my copy, I found out it was really...something else. Seriously, it really was something other than what was advertised. The package contained a frikkin' facehugger for God's sake!! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to file a complaint to LNPS."

"There not. Don't you have a Fashion revolution to be undertaking Tanuki boy?"

"...Do I even want to know why he is called 'Tanuki Boy'?"

[KnightDisciple]

"... I wonder if the 11th is accepting applications."

Maybe the 11th isn't, but I know the 12th is!

[Innis Cabal]

"...Do I even want to know why he is called 'Tanuki Boy'?"

"Its a tanuki outfit. And people say I'm the pervert."

*Cuddles with Hadiran* On the other hand, he's all mine anyway.

[InyutheBeatIs]

"Not a pervert. Just worried."

I don't want to be a bother, but does anyone have any objections, criticisms, or comments about Pico's new clothes groove hairdo stats?

[Draken]

"Hi. I'm Pico. When I first heard about Symbone(TM) I thought it was a bunch of crap. But, when I got my copy, I found out it was really...something else. Seriously, it really was something other than what was advertised. The package contained a frikkin' facehugger for God's sake!! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to file a complaint to LNPS."



"...Do I even want to know why he is called 'Tanuki Boy'?"

"We object to your statement, my children do not latch to your face, but to your scalp."

[InyutheBeatIs]

"We object to your statement, my children do not latch to your face, but to your scalp."

"...So you're saying I got attacked by a freakin' head-humping HEADCRAB?!??! At least the zombie part makes sense. Let's hope those Shinigami people don't have some bearded guy with glasses and a crowbar over there, eh?"

[Callos_DeTerran]

"...So you're saying I got attacked by a freakin' head-humping HEADCRAB?!??! At least the zombie part makes sense. Let's hope those Shinigami people don't have some bearded guy with glasses and a crowbar over there, eh?"

"Well I haven't used a crow-bar in the longest time, but I suppose I could make do..."

[Innis Cabal]

Next proposal for the Central 46

{table]Day|Description
Mini-Skirt Monday| Mini-skirts for all Female Shinigami
Two for Tuesday| Buy one drink, get the other free at any bar
Wacky Wednesday| Tie Dye T-Shirts mandatory for all Non-Captains
Thankful Thurday| One day where everything can go back to normal
Fan Service Friday| Less Liberal Captain’s need not apply
Stirrin’ Saturday| Dance Party in the Kido Corp Grounds, tiki party themed
Sauna Sunday| Hot spring trip for all Vice Captains
Shirtless O'Clock|All handsome males must take their shirts off from six to seven PM. This is a daily event[/table]

[KnightDisciple]

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[Hadrian_Emrys]

OOC: *is cuddled, happily despite the fact that there is no pride left to salvage*

IC: "Someone. Anyone. Please." Yuuta tugs his costume. "I... may have to seriously consider the 12th after all."

[13_CBS]

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You say facepalm, I say

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"By the way, Ikimi really likes Shirtless O'clock."

"Dammit, brother, you swore to never tell anyone!"


Edit: Innis' chart makes me wish that there was something like an Omake thread, a non-canon thread where we can have our characters be really silly without clogging up the OOC thread or ruining the IC thread.

[Innis Cabal]

OOC: *is cuddled, happily despite the fact that there is no pride left to salvage*

IC: "Someone. Anyone. Please." Yuuta tugs his costume. "I... may have to seriously consider the 12th after all."

Pride is the weakness of man! It makes fools of wise men and brings nothing but ruination to the world! Cast away your pride! Cast it away I say! And bask in the feeling of humility!

"Quit your whining, they'd have surgically put the tail and ears on. At least when we sober up you can take the dang thing off."

You say facepalm, I say

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Won't you join me 13?

Edit: Innis' chart makes me wish that there was something like an Omake thread, a non-canon thread where we can have our characters be really silly without clogging up the OOC thread or ruining the IC thread.

We can! Who said we can't? I think its a great idea.

[horngeek]

Edit: Innis' chart makes me wish that there was something like an Omake thread, a non-canon thread where we can have our characters be really silly without clogging up the OOC thread or ruining the IC thread.

My name is Commander Shepard horngeek, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel a good idea.

[13_CBS]

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Won't you join me 13?

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We can! Who said we can't? I think its a great idea.

Really? Hmm...

[Innis Cabal]

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Really? Hmm...

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We'll meet at the van in 20. Bring rope. Lots...lots of rope.

And I know at least I'd be interested in doing a omake thread. If this game goes like the last...sweet jumping jesus we'll need it.

[InyutheBeatIs]

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We'll meet at the van in 20. Bring rope. Lots...lots of rope.

And I know at least I'd be interested in doing a omake thread. If this game goes like the last...sweet jumping jesus we'll need it.

And magic casters. Lots of magic casters.

Also, what means omake thread?

[Innis Cabal]

A joke thread outside of continuity.

And no magic casters. All I need is rope. 13 and Hadrian...and some bacon grease. Not particularly in that order or arrangment...

[13_CBS]

Also, what means omake thread?

The term "Omake" as we're using it comes from manga. Sometimes, at the end or beginning of certain manga chapters (sometimes every chapter, sometimes once every several chapters), the author takes a little time and space aside to do other things. Most of the time, the Omake chapter is filled with gags based on the manga; other times, the author uses the Omake as an opportunity to answer certain fan mail and stuff. Other authors might use the Omake chapter to showcase fan poll results; in one Fullmetal Alchemist Omake that I remember, Colonel Mustang was seen staring at a piece of paper reporting the latest character popularity poll results in a comically angry fashion, and so forth.


In our case, I was hoping for a non-canon thread where we can have our characters break the fourth wall, make silly jokes, do dumb things without cluttering up the OOC thread or turning the IC, serious business threads in to farces. If we ever do this, one of the first things I plan on doing is having Shinji and Ikimi answer (fake) fan mail, while Voz and the Legion do the River Dance.

And no magic casters. All I need is rope. 13 and Hadrian...and some bacon grease. Not particularly in that order or arrangment...

"500 feet of Soul Rope, capable of tying up spiritual beings. Good for hauling, hog-tying, and S&M play."

[Callos_DeTerran]

In our case, I was hoping for a non-canon thread where we can have our characters break the fourth wall, make silly jokes, do dumb things without cluttering up the OOC thread or turning the IC, serious business threads in to farces. If we ever do this, one of the first things I plan on doing is having Shinji and Ikimi answer (fake) fan mail, while Voz and the Legion do the River Dance.




"500 feet of Soul Rope, capable of tying up spiritual beings. Good for hauling, hog-tying, and S&M play."

I for one think it should be partial canon. Not the silly events that is, but rather things like...answering the fan mail. The information should be the actual information, even if it's relayed in an entirely humorous manner. See the Arrancar encyclopedia and such. Good humor, but actual info.

[13_CBS]

I for one think it should be partial canon.

Fan-mail posts: only some of the answers are real. The trick is to figuring out which one.

Does Ikimi have a massive crush on Yoshi? Are Voz's Phalangitai really, truly "fully functional"? The answers may or may not be true, yet each of them are terrible to know.

[Innis Cabal]

We used to do interviews and stuff like that and post it on the wiki. The humor was leeched out of the last game sadly by the GRIMDARK, but really...there's no reason it shouldn't come back.

"500 feet of Soul Rope, capable of tying up spiritual beings. Good for hauling, hog-tying, and S&M play."

This is why 13 is on my crew.

[horngeek]

"500 feet of Soul Rope, capable of tying up spiritual beings. Good for hauling, hog-tying, and S&M play."

"Who needs rope when you've got silk? <3"

[Innis Cabal]

Silk never gives the right ammount of burn.

[13_CBS]

"Who needs rope when you've got silk? <3"

"That's 'cuz silk, if improperly tied, can cause some pretty nasty ra--"

*Stab*

"Tell my fangirls that I love them..."

"I sincerely apologize for my brother's crude behavior and the mess."


(See? It's silly conversations like these that I think we should relegate to an Omake thread, instead of letting them clutter up the OOC thread. )

[Callos_DeTerran]

Fan-mail posts: only some of the answers are real. The trick is to figuring out which one.

Does Ikimi have a massive crush on Yoshi? Are Voz's Phalangitai really, truly "fully functional"? The answers may or may not be true, yet each of them are terrible to know.

Just where is Osamu's sake cabinet?

I think the fan-mail idea is a good one though. XD Obviously..people send in their questions on the other characters and answer is given and then sent to 13 for hilarious reveal.