[Steam] Thread XIV: Dr. Steamlove (OR:How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Poosh ze Cart)

[mightymonarch]

I do have a different playgrounder in my crosshairs, though.

I'd ask, but I think I know who.

[Rutskarn]

Not much good unless it's a set, is it?

[mightymonarch]

Not much good unless it's a set, is it?

I am afraid.

[blackfox]

Not much good unless it's a set, is it?

I am slightly less afraid. Will hire self out as defense contractor for 5 grand a week.

[Rutskarn]

I am afraid.

That sounds about right.

[watsyurname529]

Comment on the various ship's going around:

The fanfic sounds awesome and you need more pairings just because you can.

Comment on Rutskarn's Drawing:

That's both creepy and awesome:

Comment not related to any of that:

I got my Windows 7 64-bit up and running, so on to the laborious process of getting Steam to work and all my games back online.

[Emlyn]

All I will say is I'm happy not to be on any of those lists.

[Worira]

All I will say is that I'm running my not-being-creepy engine on overdrive.

[blackfox]

All I will say is that I'm running my not-being-creepy engine on overdrive.

I think mine burned itself out a lonnnng time ago.

[kpenguin]

All I will say is I'm happy not to be on any of those lists.

Yeah. I was expecting you to be shipped with Dog or the Razorback.

[Fawkes]

Emlyn x Worira

[Emlyn]

Yeah. I was expecting you to be shipped with Dog or the Razorback.

You see either of those would have ended up in death of the other.

Emlyn x Worira

Why?

[blackfox]

Why?

Because both of you guys expressed reluctance to comment on the lists. And because it'd be hilarious.

[Darth Mario]

Emlyn x Konaa for awesome SC2 commentary magics.

[Thanatos 51-50]

My workplace is hiring! Got any editorial experience?

No, but I would love to learn, as a carer in such a field would be right up my alley. Your company have any positions available in Massachusetts?

[kpenguin]

You see either of those would have ended up in death of the other.

...necrophilia? Kinky

[Northforce]

For everyone's viewing pleasure: Heavy Shrimp.


i dont care if its super late

[Worira]

Also, we have a bitter rivalry based on headshots and obnoxious sentries.

Well, if I'm going to be pulled into this anyway, allow me to suggest a title for the Dr. Girlfriend x BlackFox segment:
BlackFox Goes For a Physical.

EDIT: Also, Extreme Heavy Volleyball is the best sport ever.

[Volug]

... I come back from a break, and find that the steam thread is the new ship thread....

[Winthur]

... I come back from a break, and find that the steam thread is the new ship thread....

I have yet to be paired, which is weird, because in Poland...
*puts on sunglasses*
...there's a slash on shipping prices.

[Shas aia Toriia]

I have yet to be paired, which is weird, because in Poland...
*puts on sunglasses*
...there's a slash on shipping prices.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.

[Winthur]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.

*takes his sunglasses off*
Hurt you? Where do you think you are, some sort of...
*puts on sunglasses again*
...slasher fiction?

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

Why is it always me? I have a "thing" with 3 people now, thanks to you guys.

Not sure. You + Me was a result of our devastating Heavy/Medic team. You + drolkcal started around the time of SHaFT (or a little earlier). Both were exacerbated by the fact that you get along with both of us, and that we, in turn, reciprocate that.

You + Blackfox is, I think, because you're both our "token females," and this IS the internet.

My steamy (lul) fanfic will contain the following pairings:

Girlfriend x Blackfox
Girlfriend x Djinn
Girlfriend x Drolkcal
Girlfriend x Fluff and Napalm as The Monarch
Djinn x Mario
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend
Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend x Blackfox
Rutskarn x Jibar
Rutskarn x Zero
Rutskarn x Phase
Phase x Jibar
Phase x Equius
Phase x ghosts
Shadow x KPenguin
Dogmantra x Zach
Dogmantra x Ellis
Dogmantra x Civilian
Dogmantra x Razorback
Dogmantra x Equalizer
Razorback x Chargin Targe
Dogmantra x Dogmantra

Note to self...I am sort of frightened by the fact that my existance on this list consists of Me, Mario, and Girlfriend...and the only distinguishing factor is the NUMBER.

Also note that Djinn + the Server, Djinn + Secret Gabe Newell, Djinn + BOTH Secret Gabe Newells, and all our other strange in-jokes are missing...

Djinn, I've done a speedpaint of you. My reasons are twofold:

1.) I wish to express my gratitude for the work you put into the servers/community, and

2.) I want to exact revenge for killing me repeatedly as heavy.

You may not understand 2. You will when you click the spoiler tag.

Spoiler

Show

I might finish this up, mind.

IT IS A THING OF ULTIMATE GLORY, AND I LOVE IT.

[Jahkaivah]

Dogmantra x Equalizer

"S-stupid equaliser, j-just let me heal you, it's not like I l-love you or anything."

[Jibar]

Shipping, in my Steam?
It's more likely than you think.

Though... I have some complaints...

Girlfriend x Blackfox

Canon.

Girlfriend x Djinn

Canon.

Girlfriend x Drolkcal

Canon.

Girlfriend x Fluff and Napalm as The Monarch

Canon.

Djinn x Mario x Girlfriend

SO canon.

Rutskarn x Jibar

Let's combine this with

Phase x Jibar

Dogmantra x Equalizer

Canon.

Phase x ghosts

Are you kidding me?

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

*Stuff*

In all fairness, while Mario and I have (I think) admitted to being basically canon, I don't think Girlfriend has ever expressed anything more than befuddlement about how she gets pulled into these situations. It could, however, be a cunning act.

[AlterForm]

PhasexGhosts

Are you kidding me?

It's a very Tsundere/SlapSlapKiss relationship.

[dromer]

Dogmantra x Zach x Ellis x Civilian x Razorback x Equalizer x Chargin Targe x Dogmantra

Anyone up for a love d20?

[kpenguin]

Not sure. You + Me was a result of our devastating Heavy/Medic team. You + drolkcal started around the time of SHaFT (or a little earlier). Both were exacerbated by the fact that you get along with both of us, and that we, in turn, reciprocate that.

I'd like to note that the The Djinn and The Doc series are intended to be purely buddy action movies, without any romantic engagement between the two leads. In fact, romantic engagement might actually ruin the buddy dynamic.

Not that it'd stop shippers.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

I'd like to note that the The Djinn and The Doc series are intended to be purely buddy action movies, without any romantic engagement between the two leads.

And that's why the series works so well. Besides, we all know she's involved with drolkcal, so...

Not that it'd stop shippers.

Alas, this is the truth.