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    So sayeth...uh...shoot, I ran out of S words. #o.o#

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    MMMMM...new thread. I would breath it in, but my computer's a little large for my nose

    On another note, does anyone else like peanut butter and bacon sandwiches?
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    Any particular reason for all the S words?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    Any particular reason for all the S words?


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    I bless this thread wiiiiiiith...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ the Epic View Post
    On another note, does anyone else like peanut butter and bacon sandwiches?
    Not yet, but I'm intrigued by the notion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Deary: Gah. Why are there like, 5 of you ladies in Oregon that I have contact with?

    My best friend is chasing a girl with exactly your ...perspective... on things, and even though she's obviously into him and loves his company, she keeps waffling on him like a huge *****.

    See, I wouldn't do that.

    On the other hand, I might keep being nice and hanging out with him or whatever, and that can be easily mistaken for waffling/wanting it both ways. I know guys who fulfill all my on-paper "criteria" (i.e., the dealbreakers) who I'm just not interested in for reasons I can't fathom. And so it goes.

    But anyway, back to what you said before, it's not that I'm Not Interested in Relationships. You see I was badly jilted mid-high school (I took it very seriously though in retrospect it was just the kind of thing that happens) and resolved to Not Like Guys for a while, and it worked because it seems I'm excellent at getting my brain to tell my heart to shut up. Or something. I'll probably go and get my li'l self all broken up and start all over again over this other guy, but whatever. Nineteen ain't sixteen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrian View Post
    Not yet, but I'm intrigued by the notion.
    That was my dinner. Also, chunky peanut butter's better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    Any particular reason for all the S words?
    No.

    Well, someone said SOMETHING about S words, but maybe that person's name started with an S? I just went with the alliteration. ^^; (Besides, I is too hard).

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    Swanky.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PJ the Epic View Post
    On another note, does anyone else like peanut butter and bacon sandwiches?
    Not yet, but I'm intrigued by the notion.
    As am I.

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    I thought it was supposed to be at 50 pages that the new thread is made. Is 38 the new 50?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    I'm bored enough to consider making a video recording myself waxing my leg in the worst and most painful way possible. SOmething's not right here.
    Uhhhhh...

    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thajocoth View Post
    I thought it was supposed to be at 50 pages that the new thread is made. Is 38 the new 50?
    Are you at some different number of posts per page than the rest of us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deth Muncher View Post
    I bless this thread wiiiiiiith...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thajocoth View Post
    I thought it was supposed to be at 50 pages that the new thread is made. Is 38 the new 50?
    You probably have it set to a non-default number of posts per page. I think the default is 15.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    You probably have it set to a non-default number of posts per page. I think the default is 15.
    I thought it was 30 . . . .

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    My mistake. It is indeed 30.
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    It was 15 on YaBB.

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    1470-1441 on the 49th page of the last Random Banter thread.

    so, uh... 70-41... 60-40 = 20 10-1 = 9... 20+9... 29 posts per page... though... since it's not true subtraction, there's one I'm not counting, I believe the 1441 post, so that'd be 30 by my estimation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    1470-1441 on the 49th page of the last Random Banter thread.

    so, uh... 70-41... 60-40 = 20 10-1 = 9... 20+9... 29 posts per page... though... since it's not true subtraction, there's one I'm not counting, I believe the 1441 post, so that'd be 30 by my estimation.

    Breaking News: Coidzor is too slow at basic mathematics.
    Or you could go to page 1, scroll to the bottom and look at the post number. Y'know, the easy way.
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    Or you could go to page 1, scroll to the bottom and look at the post number. Y'know, the easy way.
    Pfft...easy way. Only smart people do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    1470-1441 on the 49th page of the last Random Banter thread.

    so, uh... 70-41... 60-40 = 20 10-1 = 9... 20+9... 29 posts per page... though... since it's not true subtraction, there's one I'm not counting, I believe the 1441 post, so that'd be 30 by my estimation.

    Breaking News: Coidzor is too slow at basic mathematics.
    Huh? I don't understand what you're trying to do here or why you've done it in such a complicated way. (Edit: Oh, I see. No, your maths should be 1471-1441 or 1470-1440, the answer to which is obvious. But, it's still far more complicated a method than it should have been.)

    On the default settings there are 30 posts per page. If you open any multiple page thread, including the last Random banter, you will see that the first page contains posts 1 to 30.

    Note: On the forum page, this would be expressed as 29 replies. The first post is not a reply and is thus not counted.
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    I see your boogying and getting it on down and raise you one inexplicable naked party!
    And in an equal case of inexplicability, I endorse and participate in this party!



    #o.o# I hope I haven't started a bad trend, in my very first Random Banter. *Eeep!*
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    Ahhh!!

    You've stained the otherwise nice white background!!
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    And in an equal case of inexplicability, I endorse and participate in this party!
    LOVING the sound effects. Lighten up though.
    BANG → !
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    And in an equal case of inexplicability, I endorse and participate in this party!



    #o.o# I hope I haven't started a bad trend, in my very first Random Banter. *Eeep!*
    Yes.



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    Cobalt: What on earth is up with your regular avatar?

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    Maybe we should just rename this thread "Introbulus' Fanservice Thread"

    And then you could have guest "appearances".

    I'm sure it'd get more hits.

    Not in that way!! Get your mind out of the gutter!

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    Maybe your monitor is too hot? Could be melting the avatar.
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    LOVING the sound effects. Lighten up though.
    Studies have found that being embarrassed is much cuter. ;p

    And no, this is not becoming a full-on fanservice thread. Nudity is voluntary.

    It is also somewhat troubling that naked me is so popular for quoting...#<.<#
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