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Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
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So sayeth...uh...shoot, I ran out of S words. #o.o#
Uhh...*Does a little tap-dance* Welcome to the Random Banter!
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Re: Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
MMMMM...new thread. I would breath it in, but my computer's a little large for my nose
On another note, does anyone else like peanut butter and bacon sandwiches?Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.~Kurt Vonnegut
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Re: Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
Any particular reason for all the S words?
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OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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"'Intelligence' is really prolific in the world. So is stupidity. So often they occur in the same people." - Phaedra
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Re: Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
See, I wouldn't do that.
On the other hand, I might keep being nice and hanging out with him or whatever, and that can be easily mistaken for waffling/wanting it both ways. I know guys who fulfill all my on-paper "criteria" (i.e., the dealbreakers) who I'm just not interested in for reasons I can't fathom. And so it goes.
But anyway, back to what you said before, it's not that I'm Not Interested in Relationships. You see I was badly jilted mid-high school (I took it very seriously though in retrospect it was just the kind of thing that happens) and resolved to Not Like Guys for a while, and it worked because it seems I'm excellent at getting my brain to tell my heart to shut up. Or something. I'll probably go and get my li'l self all broken up and start all over again over this other guy, but whatever. Nineteen ain't sixteen.
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Last edited by PJ the Epic; 2010-07-13 at 07:55 PM.
Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.~Kurt Vonnegut
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Swanky.
As am I.
Ahh, Jonathan Coulton is fun. Though talking to someone who just got an IUD put into them is probably the first time I've ever actually experienced being creeped out by human anatomy. Is very odd.
IO,ON: I'm bored enough to consider making a video recording myself waxing my leg in the worst and most painful way possible. SOmething's not right here.
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Deary: Ahh, Highschool jilting. Yeah, that's something you should let influence your life in a major way. Like one of my friends whose youngest sister ran away from home after being dumped by an online boyfriend.
In other news, I am now no longer bored and instead depressed.
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I thought it was supposed to be at 50 pages that the new thread is made. Is 38 the new 50?
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BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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My mistake. It is indeed 30.
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It was 15 on YaBB.
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1470-1441 on the 49th page of the last Random Banter thread.
so, uh... 70-41... 60-40 = 20 10-1 = 9... 20+9... 29 posts per page... though... since it's not true subtraction, there's one I'm not counting, I believe the 1441 post, so that'd be 30 by my estimation.
Breaking News: Coidzor is too slow at basic mathematics.
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BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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Huh? I don't understand
what you're trying to do here orwhy you've done it in such a complicated way. (Edit: Oh, I see. No, your maths should be 1471-1441 or 1470-1440, the answer to which is obvious. But, it's still far more complicated a method than it should have been.)
On the default settings there are 30 posts per page. If you open any multiple page thread, including the last Random banter, you will see that the first page contains posts 1 to 30.
Note: On the forum page, this would be expressed as 29 replies. The first post is not a reply and is thus not counted.Last edited by Rawhide; 2010-07-13 at 08:27 PM. Reason: Careful examination of quoted post.
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woooo
I've finally gotten a new iPod.
yaaaay
In other news, it is very dark all of the sudden. Where did the day go...
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Ahhh!!
You've stained the otherwise nice white background!!Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.~Kurt Vonnegut
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Cobalt: What on earth is up with your regular avatar?
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Maybe we should just rename this thread "Introbulus' Fanservice Thread"
And then you could have guest "appearances".
I'm sure it'd get more hits.
Not in that way!! Get your mind out of the gutter!
@Rawhide: Good, so i'm not the only one. I thought my computer was broken.Last edited by PJ the Epic; 2010-07-13 at 08:33 PM.
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