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    Hey there!

    One of my friends is going to get some custom made T-shirts and we want to print some kewl D&D/Gaming sayings there.

    So far we have a few...
    Gamers don't die; they RESPAWN
    Life is like a DM... if it smiles... it's already too late
    Sex & Drugs & Dungeons & Dragons
    Gamers know how to make a PARTY


    and some other more we are still getting together...
    so, guys, what would you put on a t-shirt?

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    Don't make me roll for initative.

    (if you have a couple) matching t-shirts with "I <3 my geek" on them.


    I mostly go for the ones that aren't gaming related. My next t-shirt I'll be getting will almost certainly be "Weapons of Maths Destruction"
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    Someday you will depart, but till that distant day
    Sing, and dance.
    Eat your fill of warm cooked food and cool jugs of beer.
    Cherish the children your love gave life.
    Bathe away life's dirt in warm drawn waters.
    Pass the time in joy with your chosen wife.

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    In small print: "If you can read this, you've just provoked an attack of opportunity"
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    I like my women like I like my coffee; 10 feet tall, incomprehensible to the human psyche, and capable of ending life as a triviality.

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    I've seen:

    +1 T-Shirt

    Do not mettle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup.

    Do not mettle in the affairs of Adventurers, for you are crunchy and full of XP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    I've seen:

    +1 T-Shirt
    "+1 Glamered Full Plate" would be more fitting.
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    "Reading, this **** is crazy"
    -> little man read yelling "ITS CRAZY!"

    wore it every week to dnd
    That which creates life has power to take it right back .

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    I'm don't know if this is already on a t-shirt, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was: In Soviet Russia, dice roll you!

    BRC gave me this commiepuppy. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castaras View Post
    I mostly go for the ones that aren't gaming related. My next t-shirt I'll be getting will almost certainly be "Weapons of Maths Destruction"
    Don't you mean "Weapons of Maths Instruction?"
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    Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur
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    Damn you, Avocado. i'll never be able to look at a duck again without thinking that they're trying to disguise themselves as dogs.
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    the latest episode of the guild has some good ones

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    I have the green " Choose Your Weapon" shirt with the set of D&D dice printed just below the title. Also seen in the Grandma's Boy movie.
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    One of my friends has a "Green Linen Shirt," with stats included.

    I keep seeing a picture with a baby and its primary statistics. Usually, there's a caption to go with it, saying, "RE-ROLL: This baby sucks!"
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    i have a bag of holding messenger bag. the thing is HUGE
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    Damn you, Avocado. i'll never be able to look at a duck again without thinking that they're trying to disguise themselves as dogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Temotei View Post
    I keep seeing a picture with a baby and its primary statistics. Usually, there's a caption to go with it, saying, "RE-ROLL: This baby sucks!"
    There's also one that says "Nerds have started mating."

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    Chaotic-Nutral means that Paladins dont stink anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marillion View Post
    In small print: "If you can read this, you've just provoked an attack of opportunity"
    At GenCon I saw this one paired with another shirt that said "I'm with Flanking Bonus".

    I also bought a Handy Haversack from the same people that make the messenger Bag of Holding (Ceika also has one of these and I can verify, it is HUGE). I'll see if I can get a pic of my Haversack up here soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marillion View Post
    In small print: "If you can read this, you've just provoked an attack of opportunity"
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    I got the messenger Bag of Holding at GenCon! I love it, it's my new everything bag, fittingly enough.

    I love nerdy tshirts. Right now I'm wearing this tshirt but in a kind of lilac colour.

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    I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:

    Rogues do it from behind.
    Rangers do it in the wilderness.
    Druids do it with animals.
    Monks... suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:

    Rogues do it from behind.
    Rangers do it in the wilderness.
    Druids do it with animals.
    Monks... suck.
    Thesbians do it on stage.

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    The shirt I wore today said "+20 shirt of smiting"

    I also have one that says "CHAOTIC EVIL means never having to say you're sorry"

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    You could get a picture of some dice and above/below/over it write:

    They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:

    Rogues do it from behind.
    Rangers do it in the wilderness.
    Druids do it with animals.
    Monks... suck.
    Bards do it orally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    I'd like one that's sort of an extension of the old "Rogues do it from behind" joke:

    Rogues do it from behind.
    Rangers do it in the wilderness.
    Druids do it with animals.
    Monks... suck.
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    Bards do it orally.
    Clerics do it divinely.
    Paladins do it for your own good.
    Fighters do it the same way each time.
    Barbarians do it furiously.
    Psions do it in their mind.

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    ...Wizards do it with their staff.
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    Sorcerers look great doing it
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    Truenamers don't do it very well...

    I like wearing the Xykon "Evil, A Growth Industry!" shirt when I DM.

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    oh and the guy in the pic isn't me
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