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    so. many. pockets.

    oh and the guy in the pic isn't me
    GAAAAH!!! I just bought a bag for that much and it isn't anywhere near that awesome. Why couldn't I have heard about this earlier.
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    Here's a picture of mine, but the pic doesn't do it justice. It's a giant backpack with tons of pockets (though not as many as the Bag of Holding, made by the same people, Offworld Designs). And it's made of sturdy canvas so it's durable and surprisingly comfortable to wear.

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    In Soviet Russia, dice roll you!


    I think I should sue life for that line not being on a T-shirt



    EDIT: I've also seen shirts that says ''I'm no God, I'm the DM. God is just one of my little NPC'' and ''D20=AC squared, let there be a Fireball''
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    I plan to take stats tables and other useful tables of numbers and rules and printing them upside down on shirts. That way, while we play, we can look down on our shirts and use them as references.

    :-)

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    Recently saw a guy with an excellent shirt. It read "Not only do the rules say your wrong, they also say your a d***" During a game which he was DMing a player started arguing with him about something (not sure what though, I was in a different game) to which he just pointed at his shirt.

    Made me chuckle

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    Saw a female friend of mine with a shirt that made me stop and laugh.

    Front showed 2 d20s, each showing 20. Captioned "Yes, they're natural."

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    My brother got me a black t-shirt that says in a red blood splat "pass me another character sheet and some better dice."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arutema View Post
    Saw a female friend of mine with a shirt that made me stop and laugh.

    Front showed 2 d20s, each showing 20. Captioned "Yes, they're natural."
    Now, that, that is golden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arutema View Post
    Saw a female friend of mine with a shirt that made me stop and laugh.

    Front showed 2 d20s, each showing 20. Captioned "Yes, they're natural."
    And I have now decided on a new shirt to get.

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    Got a picture based pun one with:

    "Live and let [picture of a die]"
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    Behold Nosferatu, the Plant Vampire:
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    Thanks Kpenguin!

    Thanks Serpentine!


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    evisiron, that is the most awesome character idea I have ever heard of. I'm going to subscribe to this thread and look forward to updates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thajocoth View Post
    Clerics do it divinely.
    Paladins do it for your own good.
    Fighters do it the same way each time.
    Barbarians do it furiously.
    Psions do it in their mind.

    Are we missing any core classes here?
    ...Warlocks do it with eldritch abominations?
    artificers do it with machines?
    Wardens have it done to them so you don't have to have it done to you?

    okay that last one sucked

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    No, I don't want you to tell me about your character.
    There's another version of this one that I like better:

    No, I don't want you to tell me about your character. Just shut up and play.

    Many of these were for sale at OffWorld designs.

    My favorite on is:

    Edward and Bela
    The sparkling ends. Now.

    And it shows Bela Lagosy's (sic?) Dracula holding the severed head of Edward from Twilight.

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    When Rogues do it, they're in and out and nobody even notices they're there.

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    The most accurate D&D T-shirt I've ever seen said:

    "Life's a die, and then you b*tch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay R View Post
    The most accurate D&D T-shirt I've ever seen said:

    "Life's a die, and then you b*tch."
    Man, that is hilarious.
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