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    Default Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Chuck Norris wins by virtue of being Chuck Norris!


    No, wait...I guess we should still have the match. Chuck wouldn't want anything handed to him.

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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Oooppps! Sorry I'm late, had to tie my shoe....

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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Quote Originally Posted by hustlertwo View Post
    Chuck Norris wins by virtue of being Chuck Norris!


    No, wait...I guess we should still have the match. Chuck wouldn't want anything handed to him.
    are we sure it's him? He doesn't even have Improved Unarmed Strike Kick
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    Actually, when you first put up the post where the gazebo started trying to eat us, I assumed you were pulling our legs and you'd put up the real post soon enough.


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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Sure he does. You just can't see Chuck's feat. You know why? Because they move so fast!

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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    maybe Chuck should fight vs my SPARTA Cuss, his roundhouse vs THIS IS SPARTA! kick... two unstoppable forces meeting this way would probably end the universe
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    Actually, when you first put up the post where the gazebo started trying to eat us, I assumed you were pulling our legs and you'd put up the real post soon enough.


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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Why do I get the feeling that there will be a unarmed championship theme round coming up?
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Nice........ for a second I thought I had won by forfeit.
    Anyway, here's my initiative.
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    Edit: Looks like you're going first due to your better mod.

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    hmmmm..... this'll be an interesting match up. His ranged attacks deal more damage, but I can use them more frequently. Though his higher AC does pose some problems. My best bet would be to get close up and color spray him, but that'll be kinda difficult seeing as how we both have equal speed.
    Last edited by Chess435; 2010-09-30 at 09:30 AM.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Ok then, good luck and here we go.....

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    Start in M-25 holding crossbow in one hand.
    Open the Door - move.
    Activate travel devotion moving to K-18 - swift.
    Half speed move to I-16 while trying to hide - move.
    Hide check: (1d20+8)[14]


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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Yep, here we go! Good luck.....


    Chuck Norris, Round 1

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    Starting in M-2 with a loaded crossbow in one hand.
    Move: Open doors
    Move: Move to M-10


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    Does LoS extend over the altar since we're both taller than 5 feet?

    Doesn't hold up play


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    Hp: 9/9
    AC: 15 t: 12, ff: 13
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    1st level: 3/3
    Last edited by Chess435; 2010-09-30 at 04:18 PM.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

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    You can't use Travel Devotion to move in the same turn you activate it - both take a swift action.


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    No, a medium creature takes up a 5ft space regardless of their listed height.


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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Doesn't hold play.

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    Sorry if I misunderstood the feat, but going by the description "1/d as swift, you can activate the ability to move your speed as a swift once per round." led me to believe you could move when the activation occured.
    Since I cannot, then please delete the move with the hide check and I end up in K-18.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Go ahead and remake your move so I can redo mine.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    I fixed my turn in the Ref spoiler, up to you now.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    My turn remains as previously posted. Your move.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Posting a possible lack of postiness over the weekend.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Rollins,R-2:
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    Activate devotion moving to H-13 - swift.


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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    LoS established. Rollins is in H13, holding a crossbow in one hand. Chuck is in M10, also holding a crossbow in one hand.
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    C.Rollins,R-2: part2
    Shift grip on Crossbow to 2 handed - free.
    Attack Chuck - standard. I think your within 30'.
    Attack: (1d20+5)[23]
    Damage: (1d8+1)[7] + (1d6)[5] skirmish
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    End in I-16 while trying to hide.
    Hide check: (1d20+8)[25]


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    Hp: 9/9
    AC: 18(+4arm+4dex), T-14, F-14
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    Is Chuck dead? I swear it was an accident! I mean it's Chuck Norris for dice sake! Ouch! Why is the audience throwing rocks? There's a halfling!
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Distance is exactly 30 feet. Norris has cover, but you hit regardless. So yeah, it looks fatal

    As is customary, I'll wait for a statement from Chuck before calling it
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    OW! (There's your statement.)







    Good (But really short) game....
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    Chuck Norris doesn't get into close enough range to use the fist hidden in his beard, and the corporal punishment administered by Corporal Rollins gives him the win!

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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    I thought I was fighting Chuck Norris, Hustler, not Beardfist Fistbeard. I know what happened, it a joke. I shot Norris's stunt, er acting, double.

    Ooo, Oooo. He faking, like in that movie of his Hitman. Fakes his death to come back to kill them all!
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    Default Re: Arena Tournament, Round 97: Chuck Norris vs. Corporal Rollins

    I must retreat to the depths of the loser's bracket for now, but soon I shall exact my revenge!
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