[Steam] Thread XVII: /sm_rename "Steam Thread": da]mexitt hr[a vise

[Neftren]

I can't I literally can't open the options menu. It is off the screen. What is the steam command/menu that lets me change resolutions remotely?

Try adding -w800 (it might be -w 800) to your launch options, to force it into 800x600.

[Sleverin]

They waited this long to decide to remove the special infected jingles? That annoys me so much! I learned all of those songs as an advantage, it's not my fault people can't learn to be good at the game and kill better.

[Worira]

Specials needed a buff. This is not the buff they needed.

And no, it's not the buff they deserved, either.

[MoelVermillion]

Okay so I finally managed to get a playable game of NS2 going until I eventually crashed when I fired a shotgun . Anyway the game is very cool though it feels a little I dunno, not quite dumbed down but... something?... more than the first NS. Basically they've really streamlined it so there are far littler differences between Aliens and Marines than in the first game. It seems like the Marines now also get their own individual resources for buying their own upgrades and the Aliens now have a commander too.

I'm sure I'll get used to the changes though and if things weren't changed it would be a remake instead of a sequel. Anyway this will probably be my last posting on this until the demo gets to a less laggy state, if any of you have bought the game though let me know so I can play with you guys (its not like the lag issues will be that worse than a 50 ping server anyway )

Also checkout my backpack I organized it just now:

http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197963585828

First Page: Weapons I'll keep
Second Page: Consumables/Things to be Scrapped
Fourth Page: Hats

:3

[shadow_archmagi]

That annoys me so much! I learned all of those songs as an advantage, it's not my fault people can't learn to be good at the game and kill better.

Kill better? Be good at the-

...

there is so much wrong with that sentiment I don't even know where to start

[onasuma]

Dear people on tf2,

Please stop offering insane deals for unusual hats. 12 for 1 just isn't right. They arent that rare in crates, and there are more of them everyday. Stop being so silly,

Sincerly,

Onasuma

[Rutskarn]

I am far too terrified to play TF2 now. You know that scene in Transmetropolitan where the woman from today is re-cloned in the future, stumbles outside, and sees the lurid, bizarre, bacchanalian clusterfrack that is everyday street life? And she has a fit?

I feel like that's what'd happen. I'd walk in and some guy wearing his own mother's head would be assaulting me with an abstract statue of Ernest Borgenine, and then I'd get an unlock trading ticket device that changes the color of the description text that's attached to my Steam ID, which I can purchase for only 99.99.99.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

I feel like that's what'd happen. I'd walk in and some guy wearing his own mother's head would be assaulting me with an abstract statue of Ernest Borgenine, and then I'd get an unlock trading ticket device that changes the color of the description text that's attached to my Steam ID, which I can purchase for only 99.99.99.

Hey, I unlocked that Ernest Borgenine statue last night, and those +50% chance to win an Oscar and +90% Age bonuses are definitely worth the -15% Self Respect that comes with having played a role in Spongebob.

'Course, having not played in a while, I'm sure you won't understand how crucial those stats are to the new classes.

[The Linker]

"Aw, geez, thanks, guys! Bonk me, this is such a frickin' honor! My own Oscar? I haven't cried this hard since I saw that double rainbow!"

[Silverraptor]

"Aw, geez, thanks, guys! Bonk me, this is such a frickin' honor! My own Oscar? I haven't cried this hard since I saw that double rainbow!"

I keep hearing about this but I have no idea what it means. Can someone post a link?

[chiasaur11]

I am far too terrified to play TF2 now. You know that scene in Transmetropolitan where the woman from today is re-cloned in the future, stumbles outside, and sees the lurid, bizarre, bacchanalian clusterfrack that is everyday street life? And she has a fit?

I feel like that's what'd happen. I'd walk in and some guy wearing his own mother's head would be assaulting me with an abstract statue of Ernest Borgenine, and then I'd get an unlock trading ticket device that changes the color of the description text that's attached to my Steam ID, which I can purchase for only 99.99.99.

You and me both.

Only with less journalism.

[Rutskarn]

Speaking of which: I'm quite glad I read that after I wrote Vatsy and Bruno, or else I'd probably have some accusations on my hands.

[Dread Cthulhu]

I have given up on collecting Napper's Respites.

Now I am hunting random levelled Flare Guns! Two reclaimed each!

[Shas aia Toriia]

I keep hearing about this but I have no idea what it means. Can someone post a link?

Which part don't you get? The whole thing or just one phrase?

[Byrnbot08]

I just had the worst ideas yet, for weapon names and descriptions, and I must get them out of my head. Bear with me here.

For a stringed instrument, should it ever appear:
"The Mad Lute"
"An instrument of death, currently composing your last symphony."

Equaliser
"The Pointed Remark"
"A sharp wit does not hurt as much as a sharp object."

Huntsman
"Zeno's Paradox"
"Supposedly, the arrow is motionless and you walk into it."

Jarate
"Liquid Courage"
"It may be golden and frothy, but it ain't warm beer, mate."

Rocket Launcher
"Congreve"
"Fear the rocket's red glare. Unless its blue."

[The Linker]

Pirates of the Caribbean Rifftrax on in forty minutes!

But who cares? Linker idly playing N right now! EXCITING!

[Silverraptor]

Which part don't you get? The whole thing or just one phrase?

The whole thing.

[Dogmantra]

I have given up on collecting Napper's Respites.

Now I am hunting random levelled Flare Guns! Two reclaimed each!

I have a level 87. I might give it to you.

[Valaqil]

I just had the worst ideas yet, for weapon names and descriptions, and I must get them out of my head. Bear with me here.

*descriptions*

Points for the reference to Zeno, but I'm not sure about using it on a Huntsman. Equaliser is a great one, but, similarly, I'm not sure about the weapon choice. I think that one would suit the spy better. Love Liquid Courage and Congreve.

[Winthur]

I just had the worst ideas yet, for weapon names and descriptions, and I must get them out of my head. Bear with me here.
*descriptions*

Natascha / Wrangler / Sandman
Wonderful Whine-O
"You are dead, here in the world of Wonderful Whine-O. Wonderful Whine-Oooooooooh..."

[The Linker]

Pirates Rifftrax is done! Hope all who came by had fun.

Next week: I'm thinking The Matrix. Y/N?

[Science Officer]

Sorry I couldn't make it to the movie after suggesting I might.
Ironically, I ended up watching the second pirates of the carribean movie instead.
Well, thems the breaks.

[Jibar]

Dear BlackFox, Phase and Fawkes:

What happened last night?

All I remember is dogs are rollerskates and hunter is not a cat because cats don't meow but smoker is a cat because cats meow.

[onasuma]

Hey all you people!

Do you like Christmas? Do you love giving stuff to people? Do you equally love receiving things? Then clearly you would all be up for a Steam Game Secret Santa! Just gauging interesst so far, but assuming people are up for this, Ill organise it.

[Dread Cthulhu]

I approve of this like MASSIVELY

MASSIVELY

[MoelVermillion]

Yeah I can jump on that; I gift a lot anyway.

[Phase]

That'd be pretty cool maybe I dunno.

[Fawkes]

Secret Saxton? Sounds good to me.

[Cogwheel]

Secret Saxton? Sounds good to me.

...Saxton Claus?

[Jahkaivah]

...Saxton Claus?

Saxton Claws