Nexus OoC V: Suxen Eht Nioj!

[Moff Chumley]

No, I was simply stating that Lix challenged a her, and was attacked by someone who appeared to be a him. Attacking someone without provocation, that is something I am against.

Without provocation? Did you read this thread, like, at all?

AND BACK ON TOPIC!

So... how 'bout that gorram Tobias?

[InyutheBeatIs]

HEY. I'M A MAN.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE IS?!?!!

*ahem* Welcome to the Nexus.

[Beans]

I definitely speak Shakespearian-English. >.>
Burhur, and o'im certainly nawt spaking no Redwall spake, ma'am.
Bit rusty.

Burhur, and o'im certainly nawt spaking no Redwall spake, ma'am.

ma'am.

SMBG...
Some Many-Butted Guy.

A dude with twicely or even thricely butts is invading.
...
Wait, am I... I just... I don't even...


Speaking of Tobias... *ahem*

What are you, dense? Are you a derp or something? Who the hell do you think he is?!
HE'S THE GORRAM TOBIAS.

*Frank Miller*

[Rae Artemi]

Without provocation? Did you read this thread, like, at all?

Of course not.

I'm just doing my duty as a bodyguard.

[Moff Chumley]

Charles Stross reference?!
Moff, kiss me. That's an order.

YAYZ! However, seeing as my girlfriend is active on GitP, and I need you alive to execute my incredibly convoluted and brilliant master plan, I think I'll abstain.

I bet I could take her. XD
(cue her appearing from the shadows to curbstomp me. xP)

There ya go, Rae.

[VampireRot]

*points at Gender tag*

You haz none, so I go by avatar. And dat avatar is a gurl! I seens it!

[Project_Mayhem]

Foreboding plots is cool. Right now I'm foreboding so hard its causing me to bleed :D

[Trobby]

*Ahem*

WHAT IS A MAN!?

*CRASH!*

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF oh wait, is that Moff's girlfriend? Hey there. ^-^ Nice to meet you. *Bow* Truly a pleasure. Um...please don't hurt Lix. I know she was trying to kiss the Moff, but you know, she does that to everyone. ^^; She has no intention of stealing him from you. Cross my heart on it.

Nice to meet you. Hope to see you around.

*Hug* <3 Please don't kill me for that, Moff.

[FireFox]

It's ok Rot. Everyone mistakes Beans for a girl. All the time. Like, this is a frequent occurrence. I think she does it on purpose.

[Rae Artemi]

There ya go, Rae.

I was joking. I read the thread. But The Antagonist's gender tag said male, and her (apparently) avatar didn't have a definite gender.

So, yeah, mainly just making jokes.

[Beans]

I'm a planetrainboat, Rot.
*rolls planetrainboat eyes*

It's ok Rot. Everyone mistakes Beans for a girl. All the time. Like, this is a frequent occurrence. I think she does it on purpose.

... Daaaaaaaad! You're such a buttpants!
*chugga chugga swoosh boat noise*

[The Antagonist]

*Ahem*

WHAT IS A MAN!?

*CRASH!*

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF oh wait, is that Moff's girlfriend? Hey there. ^-^ Nice to meet you. *Bow* Truly a pleasure. Um...please don't hurt Lix. I know she was trying to kiss the Moff, but you know, she does that to everyone. ^^; She has no intention of stealing him from you. Cross my heart on it.

Nice to meet you. Hope to see you around.

*Hug* <3 Please don't kill me for that, Moff.

Pleased to meet you. And don't worry. I have no intention of hurting Lix. As of now. *hugs back*

[Moff Chumley]

But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear?

[Trobby]

Pleased to meet you. And don't worry. I have no intention of hurting Lix. As of now. *hugs back*

Duly noted, and suspicions raised. *Hugs again*

But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear?

Oh? I'm glad he's happy. ^-^

...With other men. *Badum-tish!*

And that's it for me. Goodnight, folks!

*Character shutdown*

[VampireRot]

But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear?

Yes, we're totally clear.

Winkwinknudgenudge.

I'm a planetrainboat, Rot.
*rolls planetrainboat eyes*

Planetrainboat? Pfft. As if.

*Rolls AircraftcarrierBaldeagleTyranosaurusVampire eyes*

You, sah, have been topped, wotwot.

[Rae Artemi]

But if you had read the thread, you'd have seen me state that "ANTAGONIST=CHUMLEY'S GIRLFRIEND", so... wait a sec, guys, The Moff is gay, not me. Are we clear?

Nope. I'm just going to ignore this and continue with my silliness. I mean, I'm still the only one who knows that Raz is a girl.

In all seriousness though, I just missed that post in the swamp of like, five posts within one of mine.

[Moff Chumley]

No worries, this has all been an elaborate ploy to get Antagonist to make a Nexus character anyhow... DOO EET! You know you want to!

[The Bushranger]

*head asplode*

[Beans]

Planetrainboat? Pfft. As if.

*Rolls AircraftcarrierBaldeagleTyranosaurusVampire eyes*

You, sah, have been topped, wotwot.

... Yeah, well... my Internet Ex-Wife* still wuvs me.
And... asks me if I'm a cat and stuff.

* What else do you call someone who randomly inter-ma-net messages you one day to call you the worst ex-spouse ever?

[Moff Chumley]

Mwahahahaha....

*Hug* <3 Please don't kill me for that, Moff.

Me? Protective? Hah. I'd get in her way.

[Rae Artemi]

*head asplode*

Is that a problem? My head does that on a regular basis.

[The Antagonist]

No worries, this has all been an elaborate ploy to get Antagonist to make a Nexus character anyhow... DOO EET! You know you want to!

Never even crossed my mind.

I'm off to slay hipsters now.

*prances off*

[Project_Mayhem]

... Isn't Moff a hipster?

[The Antagonist]

... Isn't Moff a hipster?

[Moff Chumley]

... Isn't Moff a hipster?

*deep breath*

I! AM! NOT! A HIPSTER!

*fetal position*

[The Bushranger]

OK, you're not a hipster. But are you a napster?

*flees*

[Project_Mayhem]

That's such a Hipster thing to do

[The Antagonist]

*deep breath*

I! AM! NOT! A HIPSTER!

*fetal position*

...just like I'm a man

OK, you're not a hipster. But are you a napster?

*flees*

Much respect.

[Rae Artemi]

That's such a Hipster thing to do

Yeah, like reading Scott Pilgrim.

[Beans]

More of a knees-and-ankles person myself. Hips are... meh... okay.