Let's Play GenGame II: [Message redacted enjoy GenCola]

[Ascension]

> CB: Throw ANCIENT TORCH into SHADOWORB... thingy.

[The Dark Fiddler]

>SM: Examine the GRUESOME PAINTING on the far wall.

...have we stumbled into Dwarf Fortress?

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Thoroughly examine the OMINOUS BLACK SPHERE. Because it's obviously important and you are totally not delaying fighting the LARGE SHADOWBEAR HORDE that has likely gained REINFORCEMENTS by now.





This is an absolutely critical part of you-oh hey is that a button?

> SM: Explore this new area.

[zyborg]

>SM: Eat the frickin' sphere already!!

[BRC]

>SM: Explore this new Area.

[Draconi Redfir]

>SM: ask CADDYBEAR WTF just happened.

>CB: Tell SM WTF just happened

[Zeful]

>It is not a button, instead it is the orb's most devastating attack "Degrade Video Settings" You must burst the pimple to stop the interface from getting worse.

[Ascension]

> SM: Poke BUTTON.

[Tulio d Bard]

>Heh, that's funny. Poke the BUTTON again. And again.
>See if the BUTTON fits into your INVENTORY.

[The Dark Fiddler]

>CB: Find and light TORCHES on the WALL.

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Explore this new area.





You start poking around in the darkness. Is it just you, or is it really quiet in here?

You find a rather large spear stuck into a stone pedestal...isn't it usually swords that are stuck in stones? Maybe it's just you, but you really prefer a nice thick sword stuck in your stones than a long thin spear. At least it's not a puny little dagger, but still.

> CB: Light dem torches, yo.

[BRC]

>Light the Torches

[The Dark Fiddler]

>SM: Replace SPEAR with a SPARE SWORD.

>CB: Start lighting TORCHES like your LIFE depended on it.

[Gamerlord]

>SM: TAKE the SPEAR, PROVE YOURSELF the QUEEN OF SHADOWBEAR KIND!
>CB: LIGHT the TORCHES, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

[zyborg]

>CB: Torch-lighting duty
>SM: Eat. The. Freakin'. Sphere.

[Tulio d Bard]

>Whatever, just break the shaft and use it as a BFS anyways.

[Gralamin]

>SM: Pull the spear from the stone.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Caddybear: Light dem torches, yo.
SM: Combine Spear + Torch
Blackorb Sphere: Just kinda... float there, bro. Allllllright.

[Draconi Redfir]

>SM: Tell CaddyBear to go light some TORCHES or something
>CB: Light the TORCHES
>SM: Light the SPEAR on FIRE

[SP Ninja]

>SM: Check OFF-SCREEN BLINDNESS. There is a WEIRD ENGRAVED THING and SMALL PATCH OF LIGHT just beyond your sight, probably something PLOT-RELEVANT or A TRAP.

[Lord_Gareth]

SM>Take Advantage of this pause in the action to look up one of the guides MG is always talking about. Discard the guides written by jerks and read one by a nice, n00b-friendly user that contains relevant lore.

BH>Attempt to find enemy players, then flood their location with a dozen copies of the first boss.

MG>Fret in psuedo-denial about your own worthlessness.

[Thanatos 51-50]

BH: Stop being the Other girl and be the other other girl.

[Domochevsky]

> CB: Light dem torches, yo.





You feel a little queasy around so much light, but you're on it nontheless.
Duty, yo!

> SM: Replace SPEAR with a SPARE SWORD.

[Domochevsky]

> SM: Replace SPEAR with a SPARE SWORD.





You quickly replace the RUNED SPEAR with one of your STARTER SWORDS, causing...

...nothing to happen. You kinda expected rumbling and giant boulders to chase you. Maybe even a boss or two to jump out. Possibly even someone to declare you queen, as is tradition with items in stones. Peculiar.

Looks cute, though.

> SM: Examine writing on the SPARKLY CHESTS

[Lord_Gareth]

SM>Check SPEAR for special properties/check self for proficiency in SPEAR. Ask MG if she can modify it into a sword for you.

[Draconi Redfir]

>SM: Examine RUNED PEDESTAL

>CB: take a TEA AND MAGAZINE break while SM isn’t looking!

>SM: break off shaft of RUNED SPEAR and use the RUNED SPEARHEAD as a RUNED BFS

>SM: discover some horrible eldritch secret that drives you MAD!!!

[Thanatos 51-50]

Caddybear: Inform MISTRESS of the Shadowbear's Weakness to LIGHT. Which is precisely Why the Horde overpowered her earlier after she lost the Sacred Flane. Duh.

[draconicgodking]

realize that what you originaly thought to be a spear is actualy a glaive which is a spear that has a sword at the end then break of the excess of the spear so you can use it as a sword while the caddy bear accidentily triggers a trap that sends you to the shadowbear throne room where the runed shadowbear and his army of lesser shadowbears wait at which point your new sword will start reacting to the sacred flame taking on a will of its own and killing all shadowbears in the room so that we no longer have to worry about them and can wonder about the other two members of your group who we have not seen in god knows how long and are probably dead.
wow that is a mouthful

[flabort]

Examine writing on the SPARKLY CHESTS.
If they say "Gold", "Lead", and "Mixed", sample the one labled mixed. If you get a lump of gold, steal the whole chest. Elsewise, take the cest labeled "lead".

[zyborg]

Don't look at the sparkling chests, they probably are parts of vampires.

>SM: Plunge spear into sphere. (Bet you thought I was going to tell her to eat the sphere.)