You! (A Picture/Media Thread) XXV: Show Us Your Pretties!

[Ranger Mattos]

You don't look like I thought you would. Is that good?

Yes. That is better But what did you expect me to look like?

[Rae Artemi]

Yes. That is better But what did you expect me to look like?

Long blond hair, tiger, pointy ears...

[DeadManSleeping]

And really? 12 hours and no comments on the picture I put up? I'm starting to feel insulted

If you want picture comments, spice your photo up. Dress funny (like me), do something funny (like me and most of the other people in this thread at one point or another) or be female (you know it's true)

[Rae Artemi]

If you want picture comments, spice your photo up. Dress funny (like me), do something funny (like me and most of the other people in this thread at one point or another) or be female (you know it's true)

Wearing a Kirby on your head is a fun choice.

[Lix Lorn]

Also, makes Kirby look noncute by comparison. xP

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(envisions antlercat!Ego with a kirby)
(brain asplode)

[Rae Artemi]

(envisions antlercat!Ego with a kirby)
(brain asplode)

Oh. Oh god. I don't even think I could make the sound I just envisioned myself making.

[CynicalAvocado]

Thanks. I was in the back seat of a minivan, actually, though now you've put the dangerous and probably suicidal idea of steadying a camera against the steering wheel and snapping a shot.

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you were saying.... it was a red light

[Thufir]

And really? 12 hours and no comments on the picture I put up? I'm starting to feel insulted

Suck it up. I got no comments for the first 3 or 4 photos I posted in these threads.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Suck it up. I got no comments for the first 3 or 4 photos I posted in these threads.

Aww...*snuggles*

Not getting comments sucks.

[KuReshtin]

We were told it's pronounced 'koob'. It's not?

Wikipedia is wrong in this case.
Like Asta said, it's a short ʊ, as in 'put', or 'push'.
Any time a vowel is followed by two of the same consonants, the vowel is shortened.

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*snip*

you were saying.... it was a red light

Over here, using a phone while driving, even at a red light, is illegal and will potentially get you a £60 fine.

Rear view mirror shot is innovative, though. I'd have just turned the camera towards myself and taken the photo without the mirror angle.

[Coidzor]

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you were saying.... it was a red light

My god! How do you see through that hair!?
...I wonder if the lady behind you noticed...
Now you just need passengers behind ye....

[Malfunctioned]

I'd like to introduce you to three things.

1. Malfunctioned's serious face with terrible rain created hair.
2. Malfunctioned's inability to to take a photo using a mirror.
3. Malfunctioned's horribly bitten nails (damn you habits, damn you!)

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[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

When you make your serious face, and it rains, hair is created!
Amazing.

[Lix Lorn]

4. Malfunctioned being as hot as ever.

[Coidzor]

I'd like to introduce you to three things.

1. Malfunctioned's serious face with terrible rain created hair.
2. Malfunctioned's inability to to take a photo using a mirror.
3. Malfunctioned's horribly bitten nails (damn you habits, damn you!)

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I was promised wet Malfunctioned. This is not wet Malfunctioned. Go back out into the rain and splash around some more and then we'll talk.
Also, better than my horrible nail biting. x.x
Edit: Oh dear. That... wow. I'm sorry.

[Snares]

Fun fact: the 'Malf' in 'Malfunctioned' is a derivative of 'milf', just with "Man Anyone'd" rather than "Mom I'd". *sage nod*

[Malfunctioned]

I was promised wet Malfunctioned. This is not wet Malfunctioned. Go back out into the rain and splash around some more and then we'll talk.
Also, better than my horrible nail biting. x.x

I live in London.

In the winter.

There will most likely be photos of wet Malfunctioned eventually. Most likely topless as well knowing me.

When you make your serious face, and it rains, hair is created!
Amazing.

I KNOW.

IT'S MAGIC.

4. Malfunctioned being as hot as ever.

Woo!

I'm hot!

Thank you.

[CynicalAvocado]

My god! How do you see through that hair!?
...I wonder if the lady behind you noticed...
Now you just need passengers behind ye....

it takes skill. skill that i've mastered after runing into countless walls, poles, parket cars, etc...

[Malfunctioned]

Malfunctioned just found some more photos!

These ones are from today however.

Whilst me and friends went to buy some fast food we found a dog!

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Therefore I used my crazy-face.

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And of course, animals love me.

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And yes, I do have pointy ears. I've been told I'm at least half-elf before.

EDIT: The dog in those photos is a poser.

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It is almost as cute as my dog.

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[Lix Lorn]

...you have a great evil grin.

[Malfunctioned]

...you have a great evil grin.

Oh that's not my proper evil grin.

My mouth is par with Steven Tyler's for size according to friends. I use it to its full extent.

[CynicalAvocado]

Oh that's not my proper evil grin.

My mouth is par with Steven Tyler's for size according to friends. I use it to its full extent.

dude... that is awesome.

[Blue Ghost]

Yes. That is better But what did you expect me to look like?

Well, you look pretty much just like what I expected. A really sweet guy.

[Lix Lorn]

Oh that's not my proper evil grin.

My mouth is par with Steven Tyler's for size according to friends. I use it to its full extent.

Pics or it didn't happen. XD

[Ego Slayer]

(envisions antlercat!Ego with a kirby)
(brain asplode)

So which one of you is going to mail me a kirby, eh?

[Lord Blace]

Silly picture Mauve took of me on skype. Shaved and hair cut!

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[DeadManSleeping]

My god! How do you see through that hair!?

I've had eye-obstructing hair before. It actually does very little to obscure vision if it's not very thick. I could totally use it to watch people without them being able to see my eyes. I rarely used this for evil.

I am trying to get my hair to that length again, but I might have to cut it for job interviews.

So which one of you is going to mail me a kirby, eh?

I would, just because that would be an awesome photo, but I would require your address, and I get the feeling that you don't want this guy

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to know where you live

Thinly veiled excuse to put another picture of myself on here? Why, yes, yes it was.

Also, first one to photoshop a Kirby onto Ego's reincatdeer head gets an internets.

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I was on a roll and I didn't want to stop.

[Lix Lorn]

So which one of you is going to mail me a kirby, eh?

I would, if you lived nearby. XD

...or better, I'd meet you and we could both get Kirbypics!

[Blue Ghost]

I want a Kirby too!

[true_shinken]

That's me and Jumilk here:

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