Random Superpowers

[Lix Lorn]

As this is randomised, I'd say ignore that.

[Cyborg Mage]

And now from the wiki:

Combustion Inducement

Reptilian Mimicry

Illusory Pheromones

I call Draconis.

[Valameer]

Real superheroes only need one power.

Universal Irreversibility

Luckily, it looks like mine is the ultimate trump card! So anyone out there thinking of abusing your powers, you'd better watch your step, or poof!

I'm like the D.I.A. of the GODS!

Also, I think I can destroy reality by irreversing a knife and a fork and then hitting them against each other. Yikes.

[AsteriskAmp]

Real superheroes only need one power.

Universal Irreversibility

Luckily, it looks like mine is the ultimate trump card! So anyone out there thinking of abusing your powers, you'd better watch your step, or poof!

I'm like the D.I.A. of the GODS!

Also, I think I can destroy reality by irreversing a knife and a fork and then hitting them against each other. Yikes.

Actually there is a power that can stop you, and if pre-req powers don't apply, that means I can.

[Valameer]

Well, there's always a bigger fish, isn't there.

Although it looks like omnilock is simply immune to my power, instead of being able to wipe me out. By itself, omnilock is a little more boring - it only protects you, not the worl...

*ahem*

Why do I suddenly feel like my power is a villain ability?

*pulls shirt collar*

[shadow_archmagi]

Solar manipulation! I can give SKIN CANCER!

Then I can start a lucrative career as a CANCER DOCTOR!

[AsteriskAmp]

Well, there's always a bigger fish, isn't there.

Although it looks like omnilock is simply immune to my power, instead of being able to wipe me out. By itself, omnilock is a little more boring - it only protects you, not the worl...

*ahem*

Why do I suddenly feel like my power is a villain ability?

*pulls shirt collar*

Omnilock makes me immortal and immune to your power, elemental mimicry allows me to turn myself into other materials, I get near you and get myself as anti-osmium, I cannot die, you cannot reverse me.

[Mordaenor]

Omniligualism.

Card Manipulation

Technology Manipulation

I make my fortune by winning big at every casino in the world. Unfortunately, without a disguise ability, this only works if I only visit each one once.

[AsteriskAmp]

Omniligualism.

Card Manipulation

Technology Manipulation

I make my fortune by winning big at every casino in the world. Unfortunately, without a disguise ability, this only works if I only visit each one once.

Or you could jam cameras, Beepers, Cell Phones, make a fortune on the cards than do the same with the slot machines and roulettes.

[Mordaenor]

Or you could jam cameras, Beepers, Cell Phones, make a fortune on the cards than do the same with the slot machines and roulettes.

I suppose that depends if my Tech manipulation power works at a distance. The Wiki article suggests that close contact is normally required. I don't think Casino security would appreciate it if the first thing I did was walk up to and touch every security camera.

Edit: Oooh better idea! Do Lottery Tickets count as cards? I could combine the powers and make my fortune at lottery ticket vending machines. Then donate 3/4 of my winnings to charity, if I'm feeling heroic.

[Mirai]

- Chronolock
Oh gods. I think I might reroll.

- Death Inducement
Heh heh heh... Now, I wonder how long it would take me to end up using this...

- Precognition
Yeah. Really, what couldn't I do with this?

- Emotion Control
MWAH HA HA HA! My dictatorship will be unstoppable!

[Valameer]

Omnilock makes me immortal and immune to your power, elemental mimicry allows me to turn myself into other materials, I get near you and get myself as anti-osmium, I cannot die, you cannot reverse me.

I had a nice and geeky response typed out, but you know what?

You win.

[22Charisma]

Kewl Beans! :D

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Morphing

Totally transforming into a bird when I'm home, then I'll shift back, go to work and shift into the bird again and BAM!

No more driving to work! (Super mega useful!)

[THEChanger]

Superpower Wiki:
Mediumship
Comic Awareness
X-Ray Vision
The first and the last, to my mind at least, set me up as the ultimate detective. The second...
Guess what guys? I've got little boxes over my head when I think. So do the rest of you.

Superpower List:
Artifact of Light: Angel's Eyes
Self Density Control
Well, those two seem very nice. All eye powers for a little while, then when that runs out, I can make myself as solid as steel or as light as air. I can see myself becoming a fairly effective hero with tho-
Point Zero
...
I WILL BLACKMAIL THE WORLD!!! MAXIMUM DENSITY POINT ZERO VOID!!!! MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[The Vorpal Tribble]

I got mediumship, deoxygenation, and self-detonation.

So... basically I'm a suicide bomber who can ask others how hot the virgins are going to be.

[Anxe]

From the Wiki: Volatile Constructs, Invulnerability, and Electronic Communication.

So I'm immune to all physical damage, can create bombs from nothing as small as a firecracker or as big as nukes, and I can hear, interpret, and send radio, telephone, and internet signals. I'm pretty much God... I could do anything with these powers. I could take over the world. I could just fool around with my radio wave thing and watch a bunch of stuff on the internet when not at my computer. I could "download" all the useful information on the internet into my memory and become a Renaissance level scientist. The only ability I really lack is transportation. Oh wait, here we go. I can do that or a smaller version of it. I guess my only problem is getting clothes.

I could also stop crimes and stuff, but as we all know it is better to stop the system that creates crime than the crimes themselves. Don't know how I'd do that. Too much thinking.

From the Superpower List: The ability to give sentience to inanimate objects, the ability to summon a pack of 6 flickerspawn wolf demons, and the ability to use Pokemon attacks.

The sentience to inanimate objects is actually the power me and my old roommates gave to me when we talked about this. My supername was Soldier Toy. I like this one a lot. I could use it to get objects to come to me, or have books read to me, or for stealing money, or for having someone to talk to when it's late at night and I'm lonely. Pretty cool stuff. I could also impress people with walking toy soldiers. The flickerspawn one is... creepy. I don't think I'd use that one except for personal protection when my other options were exhausted. The Pokemon one seems rather all embracing. I can do anything a Pokemon can do? There are so many moves now!!! I can shock things, burn things, create water, shoot leaves, shoot beams of energy, heal all my wounds by taking a short nap, eat people's dreams, make people go to sleep, poison people, make people go insane, fly, turn into steel, imitate all living things like a doppleganger, teleport, and move at superfast speeds. The only downside here is I can get captured by pokeballs as the power list says.

In the second scenario there is less tempting me to drastically influence the world. I like the toy soldier power. I'd have fun with it, but I wouldn't change much of my life with it. I'd still be trying to do the same things I am now. The flickerspawn ability isn't something I want to be using. The pokemon abilities are all-encompassing. I would probably use them to steal money. I could Ditto Transform into looking different and break open the bank vault with Dragonite Hyperbeam. Then I could escape using Abra Teleport. I'm not sure what good I could do for other people with these powers though. The weakness is easily exploitable once people figure out that I'm a Pokemon. It wouldn't be long before somebody threw a plastic pokeball at me. I'd have to keep a very low profile with the powers if I didn't want to end up caught and punished for my thefts.

Teleport's pretty cool even if I don't use my powers to steal stuff. I can go to Europe for free and stuff!

[mniejiki]

Superpower Wiki:
Season Control
Pain Inducement
Psionic Inundation

Well, it seems it really wants me to go and torture some people. I guess I have self-defense covered really well.

Season Control on the other hand is nifty, can make a fortune selling my services and spread good will by preventing various disasters. Plus making a mockery of weather predictions seems like a nice hobby. And best of all? A white Christmas...every...single...year.

Superpower List:
Love Boost: The ability to move fast and be super strong when you see the one you love.
Container Emptying: The ability to take out the contents of a container, even if it's unaccessible.
Transmechanization: The ability to turn "scrap" into a machine or turn a machine into a different type of machine using your mind.

Giant mech here I come. Really, I don't think I need more than that. But Container Emptying does make me wonder just what is possible. If I came upon a Dyson Sphere could I move the star it encloses out of it? Do someone's lungs count as a container I can put things into? Can I teleport myself from one container (a room) into another container (a different room)? Can I pop the core out of a planet? Oil out of the ground? Is the ocean a container? Hmmm, I suspect it'd be a race between me and the planet for which is taken out first in the course of testing that power's limits.

[esnipplee]

wiki:

I got self detonation. Maybe I could cook toast by exploding my hand. XD.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Detonation

I got Holographic projection. Useful for confusing people, showing off and sneaking away to go to the bathroom.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/H...hic_Projection

And also "Hypnesthesia". so I can tell when someone is asleep. hooray.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnesthesia

... It probably wants me to sneak into someone's house when they're asleep and then explode it. wow.

List:

The ability to acquire dinosaur limbs and extensions along with their characteristics. cool. reach everything on the top shelves. show-offy.

The ability to channel Ananke's command over the forces of compulsion, necessity and inevitability. Okaaay.

The ability to summon a limited carbon manipulating kystian swarm. Whatever those are.

[loopy]

Solar manipulation! I can give SKIN CANCER!

Then I can start a lucrative career as a CANCER DOCTOR!

Or... You know, become an energy magnate? You could pretty much single-handedly end the worlds dependence on fossil fuel, and thats without even thinking too hard.

I got... *drumroll* Elemental Manipulation

And as it looks like I got the main page and not an individual element, looks like I lucked out and got all of them.

My immediate use for my new powers would be to lower the ambient air temperature in my room by about 3-5 degrees. After that I'd set about figuring out how to turn a profit from my powers. (...Actually, screw that, I'll set myself up in a private investigators office as Sydney's only Wizard listed in the phonebook)

EDIT: Wait, we get three powers? -rolls twice more-

...Incantation (wow, I am a wizard )
And Dimensional Awareness (a Genre Savvy one at that)

Addendum: I actually rolled the 'index of all superpowers' page, but that wouldn't be nearly as fun.

EDITEDIT: And from the other list...
The ability to control matter.
The ability to make any inanimate object reach its full potential.
The ability to absorb electricity from around you and use it to your will.

Wow. The second list gives me unlimited manufacturing potential. You may call me... THE INDUSTRIALIST! *storm clouds rumble overhead*

[Necro_EX]

Rollan.

Omnipresence - Awesome, I'm off to a bitchin' good start.

Fire Breathing - Neat. Not a whole lot to be said here, yet.

Double Jump - Well, that's kinda redundant with omnipresence, but whatever.

Let's see...I'm basically god-like with having omnipresence, so I kinda dig that. Fire breathing's pretty neat, would be useful combat-wise, I'd just pop out o f nowhere and incinerate my enemies. Double jump...well, I guess it could be useful for showing off, of course so would pulling chunks of unknown materials from other worlds with my omnipresence.

Well, at least I'd never be starving. If only I had gotten the ability to not age coupled with omnipresence. :/

Let's see...from the list I get:

Color bending lolwut?
Sounds neat, a couple uses for it...a bit odd, but whatever.

The talent of healing Mentions it can reverse aging...if only I got that in the last set. :/

Villain verbosity Awesome. I'll always catch my foes while they're monologueing.

[Codemus]

I'll do just one. Human Hive

Oh wait. I am the BEEKEEPER! Cower before my bees! BEES! BEES!

[TimeWizard]

I think I broke it. I got Featured Media which isn't even a power what kind of lame-

Oh. Oh, Oh my god. The power to control what shows up in a life-is-like-a-story world?

I'm Haruhi.

[GenericGuy]

I got sense manipulation, which is awesome, but I can’t think of way to use my powers for good.................. Plenty for evil though

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sense_Manipulation

[Xondoure]

Lessee here...

From the wiki I have:

Size Shifting
The ability to shrink and grow... interesting let's see where this goes.

Animal Mimicry
So any animal I encounter I can adapt it's personal traits and pseudo enhance my abilities. Run as fast as a cheetah and smell as well asa blood hound. and finallly...

Ice Manipulation


Use size manipulation to draw molecules from my surrounding, dispel them to form the raw materials used to form the "ice armor." Shape the ice in the form of an animal. Use animal mimicry to truly adopt it's nature. I can turn into an ice beast.

Also use animal mimicry on ice creations outside of the ice armor. A swarm of ice hornets could be fun. And you would never find the real one.

Edit: Superpowers gave me deconstruction of elements (the oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, iron variety) Kronos like control of time, and the duplication of any object I touch. I touch my heart. Then go on adventures.

[The_Final_Stand]

From the wiki:
Animal Mimicry

Healing (non-self)

Portal Creation

I use an elephant's memory to do marvellously in exams and get a doctorate. Open up a clinic and heal. Use Portal Creation to be everywhere at once.
Become rich.

From the List:
The ability to control souls. First dolls, then other people.

The ability to turn into any kind of construction vehicle.

The ability to summon alternate versions of yourself to aid you. (Each me has a new superpower)

Become a construction vehicle and hide somewhere. Summon lots of me's. Send them on a rampage. When something happens to a group of me's, pull a Harbinger anASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Heh, one for good, the other for evil. I like this site.

[Anxe]

Does that mean that other versions of you could summon you for aid to their universes?

[Karoht]

The pen and paper games Heroes Unlimited and Villains Unlimited had a really good set of power tables one could roll on for random super powers and other mutations or changes. Fantastic game really. You can still find copies of both kicking around.

Apologies if these were mentioned earlier in the thread.

[TheGeckoKing]

Precognition, Prehensile Hair, Reality Warping

How the freak does it know i'm a god? NO-ONE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!
*Plan is ruined*

[Karoht]

Air Manipulation


I'd never have trouble flying kites again. I wouldn't even have to wait for a windy day
On those those annoying windy dusty days where I can barely open my eyes for all the flying dirt and grit, I can just still the wind.
I'd also do so on windy days during our color guard performances. No more missing tosses because the flags and rifles fly up and land ten feet away!
And I'd be able to fly

If you can affect air, you can affect air pressure. Go ahead, fight me hand to hand. Oh what's that? Your balance is completely off due to air pressure working on your ears telling your brain that up is now left?
Or just be a **** and have their ear drums burst. Or change the air pressure enough to essentially give them the bends. Or be merciful and just have the air pressure work on their sinus to give them amazingly powerful headaches.
Yeah, lets see who's Kung-Fu is stronger now.

Always amazing how the little things can really become quite useful powers.

[Lost Demiurge]

Oooooh, I got a good one! Psychic Navigation!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Navigation

Basically, I can locate objects, people, what have you. Just KNOW where they are. Sounds like I've got a career ahead of me as a detective, with this power.

This by itself would be nifty enough, but we're rolling three more now? Hm...

Self Detonation?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Detonation

Hm... That's strange. Good defense, though. Fictional detectives often get into trouble, this is a last ditch defense... Or a good door-popper. Jam a fingertip into a lock and BAM!

Okay, what's number three?

Amalgamation!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amalgamation

So I can fuse with other organisms, adding their attributes to mine.

Um. Wow. No, no I'm not a detective. I am a villain. I am a villainous assassin. I can find the target no matter where they may be, walk through organic substances to get to them, then merge with them and make them walk somewhere out of the way, and blow themselves up. I get better. They don't.

Holy screaming FUDGE what a lethal combination of powers. Though if I want to stay a good guy, I won't use them that way. Just the psychic tracking, and the amalgamation, with the self-detonation as something only used when there's no chance of fatality or collateral damage.

Superhero name? Fusion.