[Nexus] Nexus OOC IX: Its Why They Pay Us The Big Bucks

[The Alexandrian]

What are you talking about? Do you have a cat? I have three (and have had about 6 or 7 over my life) and they're clumsy as heck, I've never known them to be silent.

I'm with Darklord. Cats seem to always land on their feet, but there is a reason they are falling in the first place.

[Darklord Bright]

I'm with Darklord. Cats seem to always land on their feet, but there is a reason they are falling in the first place.

Cats land on their feet? Huh, I've always seen them land half on their side, right themselves, then scamper across the room knocking twelve things over on their way out the door.

[ThirdEmperor]

All the cats I've seen have been pretty good at sneaking around, and yes, my sister owns a cat. I might just meet lots of exceptionaly sneaky cats though.

[celtois]

Cats land on their feet? Huh, I've always seen them land half on their side, right themselves, then scamper across the room knocking twelve things over on their way out the door.

So just like Reinholdt then?

[Beans]

Arquim is the last surviving of Chezchire's brothers. Also, cats can run really fast without making much noise. They're very good at it.

I'm pretty sure that cats can be very quiet and that they can also be quite fast. However, I've seen cats run before and silence and speed don't quite mix.

And I personally don't care what Arquim's supposed to be. I'm seeing ill omens regarding this character and an overpossession of might.
Ahem.

[lord pringle]

My obese cat makes no noise until she's on you purring. She's on my bed all the time.

[ThirdEmperor]

Well, if he does somethig overpowered please do speak up. He has been nerfed though, he can only teleport when no-one is watching, and he doesn't carry massive amounts of explosive anymore. Well, he has explosives, but not a lot.

[Quincunx]

For those interested, the Needle and Thread is now hiring. It's a clothing shop. Not terribly exciting, I know, but if you've got a character who needs a quiet job and a little extra income, go ahead and apply.

Oh if only this were RL, heh. Will see if it's still open in the morning.

[Moff Chumley]

Surprisingly, listening to 8 Mile free-style raps doesn't help much.

Nor does listening to Def Jux and Hieroglyphics. You'd think it would. But no.

Why do I want to rant about how much better popular music was in the sixties and how young'uns are ruining music with their Rap?

I'm (probably) younger than you! Why is my brain not getting that!

*thwack*

There's more thought put into the first verse of an Aesop Rock song than there was in an entire Creem album. You have opened a can of worms, good sir, that shall not be closed easily.
*throws gauntlet*
I DEMAND SATISFACTION.

[Beans]

Nor does listening to Def Jux and Hieroglyphics. You'd think it would. But no.



*thwack*

There's more thought put into the first verse of an Aesop Rock song than there was in an entire Creem album. You have opened a can of worms, good sir, that shall not be closed easily.
*throws gauntlet*
I DEMAND SATISFACTION.

U mad bro?
O Brother, are you inflamed by a current of rage? Whence did it originate before it made your mind its destination?

[celtois]

@ LANTERN Thread
I was just skimming over your thread, and noticed that ever post Maxios was in pain, or at least saying ow. My conclusion was that someone must be following him around with a metal ruler and smacking him anytime he says something stupid.

I was disappointed to find out this wasn't the case at all.

[ThirdEmperor]

Were Mercury a ghost, that is exactly what he'd do.

[Gimliggamer]

@ LANTERN Thread
I was just skimming over your thread, and noticed that ever post Maxios was in pain, or at least saying ow. My conclusion was that someone must be following him around with a metal ruler and smacking him anytime he says something stupid.

I was disappointed to find out this wasn't the case at all.

This has been rectified.

[celtois]

It's funny because you don't have your facts straight so you look stupid now Gimli. I was informed there was no body. Just ash and it was remarked in another post of mind that there was ash their but the mercury said it was a cover.

[Moff Chumley]

To be fair, anyone close enough to Moron to hit him, the stupid is gonna rub off.

[Beans]

There is only one important thing in the universe, guys.

Everyone must read this whole book and die laughing.

[Rae Artemi]

Wait, how is Chumley in LANTERN and is she trying to throttle me Rae or the character Rae, because the character Rae has done nothing.

[Gimliggamer]

It's funny because you don't have your facts straight so you look stupid now Gimli. I was informed there was no body. Just ash and it was remarked in another post of mind that there was ash their but the mercury said it was a cover.

I don't look stupid. Hayden only watched up until Maxios looked and saw ash or whatever. He just says body, because he wants Maxios to stop being so darn...well...you know.... the opposite of cold and calculating. I know that Mercury was cremated.

[Moff Chumley]

Wait, how is Chumley in LANTERN and is she trying to throttle me Rae or the character Rae, because the character Rae has done nothing.

What? I see no post to that effect.

[Darklord Bright]

Well why don't we all just agree that everyone is stupid. Yes... even I. Especially I.

[Gullara]

What? I see no post to that effect.

[Rae Artemi]

What? I see no post to that effect.

I see what you did there.

[Darklord Bright]

Aaargh what language is that arrglfarggl

[Beans]

Aaargh what language is that arrglfarggl

He does me some kicks!

[celtois]

It's very poorly translated Thai.

I've rebuilt Xaviers history a bit but both he and The Nightingale used to work for a spy corp in a more oriental country. That was the language spoken. A variation on Thai.

[Darklord Bright]

I figured out it was Thai shortly after that post and I tried to translate it but the translation was about as helpful as the raw Thai.

[celtois]

That's the secret you see. You pick a message you want to send. Input something that's kind of gibberish so nobody can cheat and read the message. Then you post it.

[Darklord Bright]

Seriously, one of the lines translated to "It is a difficult task in the spring will be hands Failure." and then it talked about placing "a call home ranging trap."

[Beans]

... The similarity of that to the stuff in English as She is Spoke is uncanny.
Inevitable, seeing as, y'know, failtranslation is fail.

[Darklord Bright]

... The similarity of that to the stuff in English as She is Spoke is uncanny.
Inevitable, seeing as, y'know, failtranslation is fail.

But "I know him I would not want to read!"