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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Spoiler: Grimaldus' rant (Long Version)
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    "Do you see that?"

    (The Defenders are silent)

    "I said... DO YOU SEE THAT?!"

    (Still silent)

    "ANSWER ME!"

    (A few in the crowd says Yes sir)

    (Grimaldus starts laughing maniacally)

    "Are you all as insulted as I am? THIS is what they send against us? This RABBLE?! We hold one of the mightiest cities on the face of this planet. The fury of its guns sends all skyborne enemies to the ground in flames. We stand united in our thousands, our weapons without number, our purity without question and our hearts beating courage through our blood. And THIS is how they attack us? Brothers and sisters... A legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes when they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies. I have heard many speak my name in whispers since I came to Helsreach. I ask you now: Do you know me?"

    (A few yes's are heard in the combination of Marines and Steel Legionnaires)

    "DO YOU KNOW ME?!"

    (Yes's get louder)

    "I. AM. GRIMALDUS. OF THE BLACK TEMPLARS! A BROTHER TO THE STEEL LEGIONS OF THIS DEFIANT WORLD!"

    (loud cheers follow but they aren't really that into it)

    (Grimaldus kicks it up a notch)

    "Never again in life will your actions carry such consequences. Never again will you serve as you serve now. No duty will matter as much and no glory will taste as true! We are the defenders of Helsreach! On this day we carve our legend in the flesh of every alien we slay! WILL. YOU. STAND. WITH. ME?!"

    (thunderous cheering)

    "WILL YOU STAND WITH ME?!"

    (more thunderous cheering)

    "Sons and daughters of the Imperium! Our blood is the blood of heroes and martyrs! They DARE tread the sacred soil of our world?! We will throw their bodies from these walls when the final day dawns!"

    (ravenous cheering)

    "THIS IS OUR CITY! THIS IS OUR WORLD! SAY IT! SAY IT! CRY IT SO THAT THE BASTARDS IN ORBIT WILL HEAR OUR FURY! OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!"

    "OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!" - the defenders reply

    (Grimaldus turns to face the horde of orks. Laughing)

    "RUN ALIEN DOGS! COME TO ME! COME TO US ALL! COME AND DIE IN BLOOD AND FIRE!"

    "BLOOD AND FIRE!" - defenders

    "FOR THE TEMPLARS! FOR THE STEEL LEGION! FOR HELSREACH!"

    "FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders

    "LOUDER!"

    "FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders

    (the shouts have broken the glass of several nearby buildings)

    "THEY CANNOT HEAR YOU BROTHERS!"

    "HELSREACH!" - defenders


    "HURL YOURSELVES AT THESE WALLS INHUMAN FILTH! DIE ON OUR BLADES! I. AM. GRIMALDUS. AND I WILL CAST YOUR CARCASSES FROM THESE HOLY WALLS!"

    "GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS!" - defenders


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    Hello, people of the future!
    This is a repository of quotes, phrases, and other stuff that is a bit to long for my signature. It is a Long Signature(R).


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    "Gosh 2D8HP, you are so very correct (and also good looking), and your humility is stunning"
    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    "In other news, yet another unemployed musician has been sighted entering the White House. He has been declared the Chief of Staff earlier this afternoon. The president has also declared the man to be officially 'awesome'."
    Quote Originally Posted by Inevitability View Post
    Also, debate on whether 0.5+0.5=0 should perhaps be moved to another thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I saw this, got all excited to make a joke about Latin, and then realized it was already talking about Latin.
    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Threads are like cats. They go where they want, and never listen to what you want them to do.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aka-chan View Post
    Vampire may take Friend of Talky-Man's life, but he will never take Friend of Talky-Man's freedom!
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Fel View Post
    "Is a stack of ten pancakes too many pancakes to give to the party, even if most of them fell on the floor and one or two were stepped on? I wanted to give my party pancakes as a reward but I'm unsure if it's too much. The pancakes are also laced with blowfish poison so the party would probably have to get an antitoxin before they could eat the ones which weren't pulverized by shoes."
    Quote Originally Posted by KorvinStarmast View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf_c View Post
    English: so broken, you technically cannot use it wrong.
    Wrongly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jormengand View Post
    Optimisation stops being practical and starts being theoretical when your damage per round is measured in spiked gauntlets instead of hit points
    Quote Originally Posted by rbetieh View Post
    With that kind of money, the Barber could upgrade his Dwarven Waraxe with magic to dispense shaving cream and hot towels! +2 Hot Towels for sure!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam K View Post
    Although being realistic, what the playground would ACTUALLY do is find the guy, then explain to him how fireballs are suboptimal and help him pick more optimal spells for terrorizing people. And we'd probably argue over what alignment his terrorizing was.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kazyan View Post
    Playing a wizard the way GitP says wizards should be played requires the equivalent time and effort investment of a university minor. Do you really want to go down this rabbit hole, or are you comfortable with just throwing a souped-up Orb of Fire at the thing?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jarian View Post
    Schrodinger's Rogue vs. Schrodinger's Wizard. One has the perfect spells for all occasions. The other, the perfect magical item. Who. Will. WIN?

    Hint: It's the Wizard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Grod_The_Giant View Post
    This just in, [option being discussed] isn't as powerful as [the most powerful options in the game]! [Build] loses out to Tier-1 persistomancy! News at 11!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Jake View Post
    [Advice to live by:] An apathetic person might be boring, but they're usually easy to get along with at least. It's the ones that give a damn about something that get unpleasant.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
    Ask Caerulea, they look like they got it together.
    Quote Originally Posted by jwhouk View Post
    Well, obviously, the answer should be Caerulea... but I assume that someone in the comic is the intent of the query... ;)
    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Caerulea also put it nicely.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Sorry I couldn’t get on yesterday, personal stuff happened. Why are we lynching a boat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Duck999 View Post
    The plan was whoever was lynched first would be declared as the head and the first one to vote for them would be the new head, and it would be passed on in the same way. Then you lynched a boat


    Spoiler: Outstanding Wagers and Debts
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    I've bet Peelee a cookie (chocolate chunk) things turn out like this.

    I scammed Peelee out of his gold.

    100 quatloo bet with Lexical, about Belkar's look being related to not tripping the protection from evil glyph in 1152. I won!

    I have 100 quatloos and 10 gold.

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    Wizard by Linkele

    Black Cat by me.

    I have a brute. It is here: caerulea.mybrute.com
    Last edited by Caerulea; 2019-10-06 at 04:53 PM. Reason: Added content

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
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    Shameless self-aggrandizing:

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    This, exactly.
    Quote Originally Posted by D.One View Post
    FANTASTIC! OotS-ish even in the punchline.
    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    This is why I love you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ruck View Post
    Fyraltari pretty much nailed it.
    Quote Originally Posted by martianmister View Post
    Fyraltari basically end the thread.


    Other gems:

    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    For people who say "they're just words, toughen up," y'all seem to have very strong reactions to a bunch of words on a forum and webcomic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf_c View Post
    ...

    Oh gods, it's like reading twitter. Tolkien predicted Twitter.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ruck View Post
    Actually finishing a seven-book series of fantasy novels is a better dig at ASOIAF than any in-strip parody could be.
    Quote Originally Posted by hrožila View Post
    For second best elf I'd like to nominate Mablung who keeps showing up late for everything but never stops running, bless his soul.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ruck View Post
    Just a helpful hint: your complaints about the comic might be better received if you depicted it accurately! [...] Yes, the plot was written so that the villain would lose. What awful storytelling.
    Quote Originally Posted by hrožila View Post
    No discredited Victorian medievalist memes in this forum, please and thank you.
    Last edited by Fyraltari; 2019-09-19 at 12:34 PM.
    "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."
    Gehm's corollary to Clarke's Third Law



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
    the Vector Legion [is the IFCC's new pawns], mark my words. Way too much unfinished business there and they already know about the Gates.
    I'll take that bet.

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    Samduke's Extended Signature Links to games playing in.

    Worlds ooc
    Sea ooc
    cracks ooc
    Last edited by samduke; 2019-11-10 at 08:15 PM.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Squire Doodad's Extended Signature: Because 500 characters runs out faster than you'd expect.

    For the most part:
    Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
    Green is serious talk about hypothetical
    Blue is irony and sarcasm

    Spoiler: Evidence to suggest the world is epic
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    Spoiler: Funny quotes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    It shall be swift and ruthless. Unless any Ruths intend to join, in which case it shall be ruthful.
    Quote Originally Posted by Doug Lampert View Post
    The moon is 11,398,464' in diameter. That would be 17 categories above colossal, for a whopping +84 to spot.

    The distance penalty is minus over 250 million. You can not see the moon.


    Spoiler: Deep, meaningful quotes that act as a commentary on the pointless universe we dare strand ourselves within
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    I guess something Camus said?


    Spoiler: Ideas I have come up with!
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    What if you had french toast, but you dipped in pancake batter instead of maple syrup


    "I think, therefore I am,
    I walk, therefore I stand,
    I sleep, therefore I dream;
    I joke, therefore I meme."
    -Squire Doodad
    Last edited by Squire Doodad; 2019-09-25 at 08:23 PM.
    An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.

    See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.

    Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
    Green is serious talk about hypothetical
    Blue is irony and sarcasm


    "I think, therefore I am,
    I walk, therefore I stand,
    I sleep, therefore I dream;
    I joke, therefore I meme."
    -Squire Doodad

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    Work In Progress Ext. Sig







    Emberport








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    Spoiler: Animated Cloak
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    Last edited by Arron Oberon; 2019-10-21 at 04:45 PM.

    Such a žorn in my side



    Extended Sig

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    Tearing of the Weave OOC, IC, William

    SORCERERS! OOC, IC, Beb

    Golden Age of Sail OOC, IC, Rattlebone

    Shadowlands OOC, IC, Shuyubi

    Zelda OOC, IC, Nippi

    Seven Seraphs OOC, IC, Kiresh

    Barons of the Stonelands OOC, IC, Umil
    Last edited by Dimers; 2019-11-14 at 06:55 PM.
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