Goblins V: It's Hard-Kore!

[Strawberries]

Confuse the crap out of someone else. Not that hard for a psion. Remember, that's how Kin just opened the door.

Well, he just killed his party members, so unless he confusses some other party (or himself...) there really is noone else.

[The Linker]

Yeah, the confusion-door seems to only be tied to a team's confusion, not everyone in the room.

He's done this hundreds of times before. He obviously has a plan. I'm sure he's more than capable of just, you know, shattering the door.

[Killer Angel]

Well, he just killed his party members, so unless he confusses some other party (or himself...) there really is noone else.

Who knows? Maybe not all the starting rooms are equals. Psimax knows his path.

[Giggling Ghast]

He just has to ask himself a riddle to which he does not know an answer.

@V: Or that.

[Kyouhen]

He could just manifest a power that confuses the target on himself and willingly fail his will save.

[The Linker]

Anyone seen reality #92 on Thunt's Twitter?

FMK Reality 92: Goblinslayer, having captured & beaten Kin, had never raped her. This left Kin considerably less traumatised. Due to this and other variables different from the 'prime' reality, Kin & Minmax engaged in sexual relations during her birthday party & haven't stopped since. This had been annoying Forgath (who lost his beloved helmet at the goblin warcamp) more & more as time passed.

Awesome.

[Seerow]

Anyone care to post all of the realities Thunt has up on twitter? I am a twitter illiterate :/

[Weimann]

Anyone seen reality #92 on Thunt's Twitter?

It amuses me to read that literally, as in, they haven't stopped for a single minute since then. That would annoy Forgath.

[Aquillion]

Thunt's twitter is here: https://twitter.com/Thunt_Goblins

[Hands_Of_Blue]

FMK Reality 22: When Goblinslayer had Kin, he carved TOY into her forehead. Later, when Minmax made the necklace for Kin, he mistook the word on her forehead as her name, so the necklace said TOY. Kin became enraged and the two fought. Minmax, thinking Kin to be a crazy monster, cut off one of her arms before Forgath convinced him not to kill her. On Forgath's insistance, they adventure together, but are bitter enemies.

FMK Reality 32: Complains' Shield Of Wonder turned Minmax into an aquatic humaniod. He needs to soak himself at least once / 2 days. And Forgath has found magic armour made of mud (yes, it's effective. Don't ask). Kin has much higher strength and is pretty buff. The mud armour offers different bonuses, depending on whether it's wet or dry.

FMK Reality 92: Goblinslayer, having captured & beaten Kin, had never raped her. This left Kin considerably less traumatised. Due to this and other variables different from the 'prime' reality, Kin & Minmax engaged in sexual relations during her birthday party & haven't stopped since. This had been annoying Forgath (who lost his beloved helmet at the goblin warcamp) more & more as time passed.

FMK Reality 107: Minmax's character is based purely on Charisma and his Charisma is based purely on his "perfect" hair. In this reality Minmax almost killed Kin, not because she's a monster, but because her hair is "out of control & therefore she MUST be evil"

FMK Reality 109: Minmax is a large, round blob-like humaniod. He is immune to all non-magical damage other than slashing or piercing which does x8 damage to him. So he won't let anyone near him use sharp objects (other than himself). Forgath has been forced to modify the spike on his helmet so it isn't sharp. Kin is completely repulsed by Minmax, who can defensively ooze slime like a slug.

FMK Reality 160: Magic in the air will "cook" ppl unless they're covered in spikes which create a continued path that allows the energy to safely flow through them. Preventing them from becoming smoking craters. This is due to a botched wish from a low level wizard.

I think that's all of them.

[Giggling Ghast]

New comic's up.

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Remember when I said kissing was the way to open the door? OK, that was dumb. But I do think it's still the solution to this puzzle.

Kin: Minmax, take my hand.
Minmax: What? But I thought …
(Door slides open)
Kin: Minmax, hold me.
Minmax: But … I don't understand …
(Door opens further)

[Killer Angel]

Too dumb to outsmart, eh?
Ah, the art of dumping stats...

Edit: good theory, Candle Jack.

[Mastikator]

The expression of Kin's and Forgath's expression and Minmax looks down is worth its weight in gold.

[memnarch]

Or

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Minmax is told he needs to understand how the door works by thinking his way through a series of increasingly redundant and verbose sentences that he believes that Kin and Forgath know to be the method to open the door.

[Imgran]

Memnarch, your description alone would have worked on me.

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It would be funny if their inability to figure out how to confuse Minmax somehow allowed the door to open.

[Kyouhen]

Memnarch, your description alone would have worked on me.

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It would be funny if their inability to figure out how to confuse Minmax somehow allowed the door to open.

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That's probably going to be what happens.

"WHY CAN'T WE CONFUSE YOU?!"
*Click*

[Draconi Redfir]

Forgath's horn in the last pannel kind of looks like a psycho-grin on Kin.

[Juggling Goth]

Is anyone else finding the current plotline hard to care about? I mean, normally I would definitely be up for some Kin & Forgath & Minmax shenanigans. (Which are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from Kin/Forgath/Minmax shenanigans, which are probably happening in at least one alternate reality.)

I dunno, I think I'm just suffering from mood whiplash after Chief's death. I think the cutaway happened too fast for me. YMMV.

[Weimann]

I dunno, it works for me. I think it's fun to read.

[The Linker]

Forgath's horn in the last pannel kind of looks like a psycho-grin on Kin.

I assume you mean second last.

It is kind of odd, though. How far is Kin's mouth stretching to get that low to be behind Forgath's horn?

[Kris Strife]

I assume you mean second last.

It is kind of odd, though. How far is Kin's mouth stretching to get that low to be behind Forgath's horn?

I'm willing to bet she can eat things bigger than her head.

[poisonoustea]

Memnarch, your description alone would have worked on me.

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It would be funny if their inability to figure out how to confuse Minmax somehow allowed the door to open.

This or

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Kin kisses MM. I know it's cliché, yet I can't help but see that coming.

[TheSummoner]

"Minmax, look up."
"Ok." *Minmax looks up*
"No, no, the other up."
"Sorry." *Minmax looks down*

I wonder... What if this had gone further...

"No! No! No! The OTHER up!"
"Oh. Sorry..." *Minmax looks up again*

Think he would've fallen for it a third time?

[Weimann]

I think he'd just have gotten annoyed that Forgath couldn't specify which up he meant if it was that damn important.

[Hiro Protagonest]

New comic is up, and it's good.

"How'd they get the door open?"

KTHAAAK.

[Sipex]

Woo, wonder if the other team is going to make it?

[PhantomFox]

Okay, wasn't expecting that one. Kinda cute though. Now, do they do what was suggested and mess up the other team, or is the other team going to end up accidentally killing themselves?

[Strawberries]

Hey, what happened to spoilers for new comics, people?

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Ahah, I love MM's expression. And I must admit, I awww'd. Again.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

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I awwwwwed. It's cute even without knowing Kin's whole 'touching' thing. I think KinxMinmax are sooooo cute!

[Giggling Ghast]

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Remember when I said kissing was the way to open the door? OK, that was dumb. But I do think it's still the solution to this puzzle.

Kin: Minmax, take my hand.
Minmax: What? But I thought …
(Door slides open)
Kin: Minmax, hold me.
Minmax: But … I don't understand …
(Door opens further)

Toldja. (Sort of. I was just mistaken about Kin's intent.)