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    We got the first thread to the maximum page count, so it's time to set up a second one.

    If you're unfamiliar with the procedure, here are the instructions again:
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    If you want to create your own motivators, chose a picture and use the convenient tool found here.
    Important: The site does NOT save your finished motivator, so you have to upload it somewhere else first, before you can post it here. I like to use ImageShack, but every other site works as well.
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    Feel free to roll your eyes as I open this thread with this image.

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    It's real. I used to have it on my lunch bread for years as a kid.
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    Figured I'd start us off with the highs and the lows.
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    MEGA-MOTIVATOR-DUMP!! (None made by me, all stolen):

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    And this one gets it's own because it's a personal favourite:
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    You say I lie?
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    In celebration of the new thread.

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    All the ones made by my (so far):

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    And last but not least, Humphrey Bogart
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    I think I just died a little on the inside at the last one...

    And of course somebody just went and swordsaged me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordokai View Post
    I think I just died a little on the inside at the last one...

    And of course somebody just went and swordsaged me.

    Here, these ones are more obscure so they shouldn't make everyone cringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jair Barik View Post

    Here, these ones are more obscure so they shouldn't make everyone cringe.

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    what is the source on all of those

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    Sacrifice. It's a strategy game, and awesome.
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    Cookies if you get the last two refrences.

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    Cookies if you get the last two refrences.
    Hm... Second to last is Viewtiful Joe, I believe.

    The last, I know not.
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    And this one gets it's own because it's a personal favourite:
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    Is that a real picture? O.o
    Witty sig here nosey, aren't ya?

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    Housewarming posters!



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    Source on this one? Tineye's turning up nothing, and I don't really want to try google.
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    Source on this one? Tineye's turning up nothing, and I don't really want to try google.
    Looks like JohnSu's work.
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    That's from Discworld, isn't it. Lords and Ladies I believe.

    Talking about books, my gift to the new thread is some Harry Dresden
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    On a related note:

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    Hey, where did these demotivators come from?
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    Talking about books, my gift to the new thread is some Harry Dresden
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    That was basically the best scene to ever be in anything. Okay, maybe that's some hyperbole, but I dare someone to find something more over the top in comparison to it's normal tone. While say, Gurren Lagann does this stuff all the time, Dresden Files is usually pretty straight laced. And then he rides a zombie T-Rex.

    Edit: my apologies for no motivators but hey, all my good stuff comes from the thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fizban View Post
    That was basically the best scene to ever be in anything. Okay, maybe that's some hyperbole, but I dare someone to find something more over the top in comparison to it's normal tone. While say, Gurren Lagann does this stuff all the time, Dresden Files is usually pretty straight laced. And then he rides a zombie T-Rex.
    Hmmm... well, in the new Scooby Doo cartoon, there eventually comes a scene in which HP Lovecraft is giving a lecture to his college class, but is interrupted by a twenty-something Che Guevarra and his hippie rock band, singing a song about how Cthulu shouldn't be discriminated against... and then Cthulu attacks.

    In a Scooby Doo cartoon. And Harlan Ellison is there, also, and yells at Shaggy for saying "Like" too much, which is hysterical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fizban View Post
    That was basically the best scene to ever be in anything. Okay, maybe that's some hyperbole, but I dare someone to find something more over the top in comparison to it's normal tone. While say, Gurren Lagann does this stuff all the time, Dresden Files is usually pretty straight laced. And then he rides a zombie T-Rex.
    We-ellll... A Tamora Pierce book, one with Daine, climaxes with
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    Daine resurrecting an entire natural history museum of dinosaur bones and other remains and burning and stomping an entire palace into the ground from the back of a wolly mammoth, with a small pause to make a deal with a horde of rats, before turning into a hyena to hunt down a mage-king.

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    2011?

    Blue shirt dude is right. Comic writer needs newer jokes.
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    Is that a real picture? O.o
    Probably. Lightning can be a bugger to trees (I blame Durkon).
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    Source on this one? Tineye's turning up nothing, and I don't really want to try google.
    No idea, got them all from a thread like this on another site.
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