D&D Demotivators III: My PCs Did What?

[Eldan]

I'm more worried about the size of the projectile, really.

[Stegyre]

You seem to keep forgetting that everything but the first movie was godawful.

What?? NO!

The first movie was ***awful, too!

[Morph Bark]

And more!

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Only problem is the shot would likely be faulty since once the pressure from pulling the string is gone, the bow would fly away as well.

[FelixG]

In honor of Firefly Episodes re-airing on the Science Channel

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I base most of my Lawful Evil characters around this character, he is just made of bada** and pure awesome.

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(which is coincidently one of the most EPIC quotes from the whole show!)

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[FelixG]

Also....

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Additional Posters!

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[Gnoman]

I base most of my Lawful Evil characters around this
(which is coincidently one of the most EPIC quotes from the whole show!)

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No offense, but that line was ancient back in my grandfather's day. It probably predates books, let alone TV.

[FelixG]

No offense, but that line was ancient back in my grandfather's day. It probably predates books, let alone TV.

I fail to see where I said that they came up with it for the show? I just said it was epic....

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[Kobold-Bard]

I fail to see where I said that they came up with it for the show? I just said it was epic....

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That motivator has nothing to do with D&D, so cannot qualify as tax. It's like trying to pay your real taxes with monopoly money; it looks like the real stuff but it isn't.

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One I missed in my mega redump.

[FelixG]

That motivator has nothing to do with D&D, so cannot qualify as tax. It's like trying to pay your real taxes with monopoly money; it looks like the real stuff but it isn't.

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One I missed in my mega redump.

Random post is Random?

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[Sdonourg]

New one

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[Cieyrin]

You seem to keep forgetting that everything but the first movie was godawful.

I think you mean the movies were awful, the series was epic. The first movie puts me to sleep before it starts going anywhere and I haven't bothered with any of the other movies that butcher the story for fan angst and monies.

[Kobold-Bard]

Another by me:

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The top one is Brilliant and the bottom is Rubbish, in case you couldn't read them.

[FelixG]

One more before I go pass out:

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[Marnath]

One more before I go pass out:

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And for people who didn't watch the show, the context is what exactly?

[Mando Knight]

That motivator has nothing to do with D&D, so cannot qualify as tax. It's like trying to pay your real taxes with monopoly money; it looks like the real stuff but it isn't.

It's still a demotivator about a tabletop game (BattleTech).

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The BattleMech in the picture is an Awesome. Judging by the triple LIGHTNING GUNS, it's probably the AWS-8Q model, or the upgraded AWS-9M.

[Leliel]

This would be longer, except automotivator didn't feel like cooperating with me.

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[Kobold-Bard]

And for people who didn't watch the show, the context is what exactly?

Main character accidentally gets a wife (hill billy planet, didn't know the shindig was a wedding, you know the drill). She is very naive and submissive. Priest guy tells him what will happen if he goes along with it:

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

And still, it's not D&D or RPG in general related, just a random motivator. I may sound like a pain, whining about this, but I feel this deserves equal mention to the pages of pictureless discussion.

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It's still a demotivator about a tabletop game (BattleTech).

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The BattleMech in the picture is an Awesome. Judging by the triple LIGHTNING GUNS, it's probably the AWS-8Q model, or the upgraded AWS-9M.

I didn't know this, so I apologise for that one. But the Firefly ones are just random geeky motivators, I will not apologise for them.

[gbprime]

That motivator has nothing to do with D&D, so cannot qualify as tax. It's like trying to pay your real taxes with monopoly money; it looks like the real stuff but it isn't.

Exalted doesn't have anything to do with D&D either, but we let all those demotivators go by without giving them grief...

And still, it's not D&D or RPG in general related, just a random motivator.

Firefly is an RPG.

[DeadManSleeping]

I didn't know this, so I apologise for that one. But the Firefly ones are just random geeky motivators, I will not apologise for them.

No less than 10% of the demotivators getting put up here fail to make any reference to tabletop gaming. Heck, some don't make any geeky references at all. There's nothing you can do to stop it.

[Kobold-Bard]

Exalted doesn't have anything to do with D&D either, but we let all those demotivators go by without giving them grief...

RPG - RPG

Small step

RPG ------------- TV Show

Not so small.

I know I sound pathetic, but frankly I am a pathetic person & whinging about stuff makes me feel better.

By me:

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[gbprime]

RPG - RPG

Small step

RPG ------------- TV Show

Not so small.

I repeat. Firefly is an RPG as well as a TV show.

[Kobold-Bard]

I repeat. Firefly is an RPG as well as a TV show.

1. You edited that in after my post.

2. Quotes from the tv show have nothing to do with the RPG. They may well be geeky & appropriate for the audience, but not so much here.

[WildPyre]

Play nice or I'll send a pack of goblins for you!

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[Hadrian_Emrys]

Here is another trio, fresh off of the grill:

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[Tavar]

I know I sound pathetic, but frankly I am a pathetic person & whinging about stuff makes me feel better.

In the immortal words of Catbert, "I label you a Whiner"

Honestly, what's wrong with more motivational poster?

[Warlawk]

Here is another trio, fresh off of the grill:

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This entire post makes me happy.

I fail to see where I said that they came up with it for the show? I just said it was epic....

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This actually is kind of a running joke in our group as myself and our DM played battletech back in the day, my wife read all the books and played the card game with me and his wife has played a bit of the RPG with us and is familiar with it.

DM describes something/someone really cool.
PC1: That is awesome!
PC2: Wait, wait... that [object/person] is 80 tons?!?!

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[Symmys]

Here is another trio, fresh off of the grill:

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What's the one second from the left?

[DeadManSleeping]

What's the one second from the left?

Jack-in-the-Box

[Cartigan]

What's the one second from the left?

Left to right: Col Sanders, Jack(from Jack in the Box), Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, the Wendy's girl (presumably "Wendy")

[Leliel]

And now, for the rest of the Solar dump.

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And no, that was not a misprint.