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    Four armies vie for control of the Playground - now emerges a fifth.

    The Lords of Uncloaked Steel do not desire power. We are not after control. Instead we have come, lured by the scent of blood on the wind, to contest the right of all comers to lay claim to the Playground without first facing its champions.

    Prospective Lords should have a flair from the dramatic and the tagline, "But iron - cold iron - is master of them all." in their signature. New recruits will receive Dramatic Gauntlets and a Stylized Sword.

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    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth View Post
    Prospective Lords should have a flair from the dramatic and the tagline, "But iron - cold iron - is master of them all." in their signature. New recruits will receive Dramatic Gauntlets and a Stylized Sword.
    Appreciators of good metal. You would make valuable allies. Join us, and we'll let your flaw - your flesh - get through this unscathed.
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    The reason Pun-Pun doesn't work is because he doesn't have to. He can just sit around all day and let his wishes do the work for him.

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    Alliances are both unbecoming of a band of ruthless Lords and most unstylish; what kind of Lord needs to bring in machines to drive his enemies before him?


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    We find this is beginning to get rather ridiculous.

    But...interesting. We are...intrigued, by this proposal. The shine of polished steel is a motif that is rather appeasing to the clone instinct...violence begets violence some say. However, organized violence may allow for the chaos that is beginning to reign to be...muted...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icewalker View Post
    We find this is beginning to get rather ridiculous.

    But...interesting. We are...intrigued, by this proposal. The shine of polished steel is a motif that is rather appeasing to the clone instinct...violence begets violence some say. However, organized violence may allow for the chaos that is beginning to reign to be...muted...
    The Lords are experts at quelling the rabble, striking with such grace and ferocity that the devastation we leave behind is littered not only with rubble, but any courage our enemies had to face us with. Join, and you too can learn the arts of destroying enemy morale in addition to their bodies - in addition to the free equipment!


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    You may count me as the first of many. Our blades shall shine red with the blood of our enemies.

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    Excellent. You shall be the Duke of Razors, Lord Balford. When the battle comes, you shall cleave through all but the worthiest of foes as a knife of flame might cleave through butter.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    I too seek to join your ranks. Order will be brought to the chaos of this war and Logic will fill the minds of all! Reason shall cut down trolls and flamers and the chaos that has been spreaading will have its heart pierced and head mounted for all to know that chaos will not stand!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Croverus View Post
    I too seek to join your ranks. Order will be brought to the chaos of this war and Logic will fill the minds of all! Reason shall cut down trolls and flamers and the chaos that has been spreaading will have its heart pierced and head mounted for all to know that chaos will not stand!
    Welcome to our ranks, Baron of Swinging Pendulums. Your clockwork fighting style will annihilate Chaos or force it to see the light of our glory.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    Welcome to FFRP. For those of you who are new, I recommend reading FFRP Central to get to know the rules better.

    Also, Lord_Gareth, since this is an Avatar Week based thread, mind adding a [Week] tag to the title to help avoid confusion?

    Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfbane View Post
    Welcome to FFRP. For those of you who are new, I recommend reading FFRP Central to get to know the rules better.

    Also, Lord_Gareth, since this is an Avatar Week based thread, mind adding a [Week] tag to the title to help avoid confusion?

    Thanks.
    Hrm, as Wolfbane has said please go to the FFRP central thread first to learn and discuss. Handy link to me telling you guys to discuss it and then another link to the begging of the FFRP central thread. Thank you and welcome.
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    We are ready.

    We fight to bring back the silence. To stop the chaos. If any others of our kind will join me, we will be an unstoppable coordinated force, grey blades shining with the blood of those who would destroy the peace we once had.

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    Hmm the resistance is starting to become a real headache, it's too good for an evil demon such as myself, I'm not becoming a clone, the robots don't have souls and the horde... is the horde, so this leaves me with the choice of staying with the rainbow spewers, joining you or making the faction of demons, joining you could be interesting but, hmm a few questions are in need of answering, do you have souls? are you good? do you like demons? if I join may I claim the souls of the defeated? Also I require a one soul deposit, boss's rules.
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    The Horde promises slaughter, the Resistance lies about explosions. If I join may I devour the nommable of those we destroy?

    Also I have no need of a sword.

    Edit: As a note I was waiting for a fifth army
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydos View Post
    The Horde promises slaughter, the Resistance lies about explosions. If I join may I devour the nommable of those we destroy?

    Also I have no need of a sword.

    Edit: As a note I was waiting for a fifth army
    How is this, you give me your soul and you can have an all you can eat body bar.

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    My blade is forged. Soon it shall begin.

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    Bitter is the day when the hawk has vertigo,
    Bitter is the day when the light is dark,
    Bitter is the day when the vine is cut,
    Bitter is the day when cold iron fails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xelliea View Post
    How is this, you give me your soul and you can have an all you can eat body bar.
    How about I keep my soul; I eat their flesh and you eat their souls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydos View Post
    How about I keep my soul; I eat their flesh and you eat their souls?

    Sounds fine, but what about the robots, no flesh or souls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xelliea View Post
    Sounds fine, but what about the robots, no flesh or souls.
    You need not consume all that have fallen. Some may be left to rust in the dirt. Or they shall be melted down to make more blades that will slay their allies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xelliea View Post
    Sounds fine, but what about the robots, no flesh or souls.
    They make excellent explosions, though. There are supposed to be fireworks to mark an end to the event

    And apparently Zeus begrudges me creating them with lightning
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    Xellia, the Lords have no policy regarding consuming the souls of the fallen and make no official policy regarding its members' alignments. We cannot, however, offer you any souls up-front.

    I'm afraid that my avatar skills are somewhat lacking - can I get an avvie for the Prince of Gleaming Knives?


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    Now I want to ask for an avatar of a blue dragon with (cold iron) claw-sheaths... maybe eating a clone. I'm silly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydos View Post
    Now I want to ask for an avatar of a blue dragon with (cold iron) claw-sheaths... maybe eating a clone. I'm silly.
    Of course the Lord of Crashing Scythes would need an avatar. There's nothing silly about STYLE!


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    Lord of Crashing Scythes? Hmm... I could get used to that, has a certain gravity to it.

    A five way battle
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    I will triumph, yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth View Post
    Xellia, the Lords have no policy regarding consuming the souls of the fallen and make no official policy regarding its members' alignments. We cannot, however, offer you any souls up-front.

    I'm afraid that my avatar skills are somewhat lacking - can I get an avvie for the Prince of Gleaming Knives?
    Hmm, that sounds fine, I would like order restored as much as the rest of the lords, so let's do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xelliea View Post
    Hmm, that sounds fine, I would like order restored as much as the rest of the lords, so let's do this.
    Welcome to the Lords, O Count of Screaming Swords. May your harvest be fruitful.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth View Post
    I'm afraid that my avatar skills are somewhat lacking - can I get an avvie for the Prince of Gleaming Knives?
    I have brought your blades, my lord.

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    "Many thanks, Your Grace. I must now attend upon the battle between the robots and the Horde."


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    may i join you great lords
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