1001 Bad Plot Hooks

[zorba1994]

613-a: After surviving the whole ordeal, you find yourself very hungry. Just then, you remember about this great restaurant at the end of the universe. However, you can't seem to remember which end. Go and find directions!

613-b After further recollection, you begin to suspect that it was all a dream.

Then you find out that you have a daughter. A Random daughter.

[Abombom]

612. You join a group of rebels and attack the evil empire, until the rebel leader betrays your love interest and leaves her to die at the hands of an evil alien swarm. Stop your now half-human half-alien ex-love interest from taking over the universe, while getting revenge on the rebel leader.

614. Your city is destroyed by a giant flying whale-monster which then sucks you and your mysterious friend 1000 years into the future. You then discover that the 'future' is actually the present, the world leaders and one of your party members were dead all along, that you and your city were just a dream, that the flying whale-monster was your father and that another party member attacks monsters by throwing a ball at them. Survive the ensuing mind-****.

612: Starcraft from the PoV of Raynor? :P

614: I think I'm wrong . But I see some Chrono Trigger in there.

[The-Mage-King]

614: I think I'm wrong . But I see some Chrono Trigger in there.

You are. That's definitely FFX.

[BlackestOfMages]

617*

your crazy freind is an inventor, who has somehow invented a short range teleporter which sends you flyingthrough time. which is cool, as it sends you after the princess you randomly met at the fair. while stuck in time, you discover you have no future, the guy history pegs as pure evil is kinda coll and is actually trying to stop the monster that destroys everything, cavepeople know all abou disco and electronics, and you meet a frog knight. your time period of this world explicitly has no magic and dosen't believe in it, even though your flinging it around like there's no tommorow

* we seem to have jumped back to 612 once already

[squeekenator]

612: might be brutal Legend, as that's kinda what happesn to ophenia, though I cant fully remember
No.

613: some legend of Zelda, not twilight princess or Ocarina, but it could be one of the other ones
No.

614: final fantasy X
Yes.

615: do not challange the impossible
Sorry, won't do it again.

612: Starcraft from the PoV of Raynor? :P
Correct.

#613 might be a bit difficult, so I'll give you a hint. It's a SNES game.

[zorba1994]

618 A creepy man in a tweed suit has been seen enticing attractive 20-something women away from their loser boyfriends/fiances and into a blue box. They are found years later looking much the same. Find him, and stop him!

[Notreallyhere77]

619: An epic half-fiend orc blackguard has finally gathered the largest concentrated force of orcs, goblins, bugbears, hobgoblins, ogres, hill giants, trolls, and gnolls in recorded history. The vast army has just conquered your kingdom in a terribly one-sided battle, and now you are all slaves under their rule as they hand out orders. And good golly, do they need their laundry done.

[The Glyphstone]

611. You, a girl, want to be a warrior, but girls aren't allowed to be knights. Your twin brother wants to be a mage. Also, you're going to have to kill a wizard-duke. Twice.

611: Lioness quartet by Tamora Pierce.

[BladeofOblivion]

618 A creepy man in a tweed suit has been seen enticing attractive 20-something women away from their loser boyfriends/fiances and into a blue box. They are found years later looking much the same. Find him, and stop him!

This sounds suspiciously familiar. Were they talking about Robot Nazis shouting "EXTERMINATE!? "

[The Oni]

619: Gary Gygax has been kidnapped by high level rogues with levels in monk. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Gary Gygax?

[nedz]

620: Whilst strolling through a playground you come across a Necromancer re-animating Plot Hook Threads from two and a half years ago.

[The Oni]

...Oops.

HERE LIES THREAD, DO NOT RESUSCITATE.

[Vknight]

619: Gary Gygax has been kidnapped by high level rogues with levels in monk. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Gary Gygax?

Bad Dudes

620: You've been hired by the Chancellor's of Finances assistant to assassinate the Chancellor of Finances. Someone else shoots him in the leg and blames your group for the failed assassination.

[GybeMark]

621. Partisan news outlets are blaming all the nation's problems on either the druid-wizard-rogue-alliance or the barbarian-cleric-aristocrat-conspiracy. Debate! (in character)

[Segev]

621. Partisan news outlets are blaming all the nation's problems on either the druid-wizard-rogue-alliance or the barbarian-cleric-aristocrat-conspiracy. Debate! (in character)

It's clearly the paladin-monk-fighter cabal.

[GybeMark]

It's clearly the paladin-monk-fighter cabal.

That's what the psionics want you to think...

[Tim Proctor]

It's clearly the paladin-monk-fighter cabal.

This sounds like the campaign I'm currently running.

[Hamste]

That's what the psionics want you to think...

In reality this has all been staged by the True-Namers along with spreading the idea that they suck so everyone is surprised when they pulls out the infinite gates.

[Nordom]

622 You are a party of seafaring bards whose mentor has been slain with his own magic harpoon. Can you keep his signature brand of smooth music alive and relevant into the next decade?

[GybeMark]

623. The Council of Dwarven Thains have picked the winner of the Ale-of-the-Year award... an ELF? Adventurers: investigate!

623 subquest: locate the Wand of Dispelling Dwarven Stereotypes

[Lilapop]

624: Prepare an awesome campaign that starts with a note pinned on the upper end of a bullletin board, saying "I hate gnomes. -Terell". The gnome player quits before the first session is played because of scheduling issues.