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    Hello there, and welcome to the new Random Banter thread! Let's see if we can break the current thread-killing record! I don't know what it is but i'll bet it's pretty low

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    Amotis' Random Banter #1
    Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
    PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
    Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
    Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
    Jibar's Random Banter #6
    Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
    Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
    Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
    Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
    Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
    Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
    Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
    Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
    The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
    jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
    Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
    Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
    Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
    The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
    Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
    Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
    Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
    Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
    NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
    Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
    Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
    Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
    El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
    Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
    Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
    Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
    Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
    CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
    Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
    Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
    E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
    Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
    Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
    Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
    The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
    Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
    ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
    Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
    Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
    Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
    LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
    Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
    Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
    Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
    Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
    Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
    Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
    Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
    Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
    The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
    EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
    Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
    SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
    Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
    Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
    var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
    Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
    Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
    Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
    Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
    Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
    Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
    Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
    Scorpina's Random Banter #70
    Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
    Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
    Lucky’s Random Banter #73
    Castaras's Random Banter #74
    D'anna Biers RB #75
    Zeb The Troll's RB#76
    Eldpollard's RB #77
    Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
    Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
    Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
    Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
    CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
    Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
    Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
    Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
    Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
    Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
    FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
    SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
    Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
    Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
    Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
    Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
    Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
    North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
    Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
    SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
    Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
    Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
    VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100
    Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
    Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
    Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
    Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
    Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
    Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
    Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
    Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
    Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
    Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
    TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
    Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
    Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113

    The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
    Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
    The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
    Random Banter #117
    Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
    Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
    Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
    Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)

    Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
    Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
    Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
    Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
    Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125
    Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future
    Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
    loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128
    Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129
    KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
    Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131
    Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!
    Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
    Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134
    Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135
    Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136
    Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin
    Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138
    Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139
    Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
    Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
    A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142
    Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
    The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144)
    Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145
    Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
    KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147
    Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148
    Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149
    Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150
    Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151
    Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152
    Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153
    MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
    Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155



    Now, i beseech thee, talk!

    ... I mean TEXT!

    Or banter or... OH WHATEVER!!!!!!
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    Ah well, I seem to be cursed. Good luck then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    Ah well, I seem to be cursed. Good luck then.
    Dammit now i feel bad
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
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    Like, seriously, I cannot overstate just how gorram delicious this Dinosaur Egg oatmeal is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    Dammit now i feel bad
    Nah. I'll have my day. Enjoy yours.
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    *obligatory boogie*
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    so would I... though that's probably no suprise to you
    It's times like this when I remember that I'm half British and turn traitor and root for England
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    so what game are you going to mock us at now?
    just so, you know We can practice
    Oh, I don't know maybe something that'll put us on a even footing. Crocodile wrestling?
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    Life is the set up and Death's the punchline line.
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    I give you the Master of sarcasm, (and puns).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death, your friend the Reaper View Post
    Oh, I don't know maybe something that'll put us on a even footing. Crocodile wrestling?
    Too soon, and I'm not even from Australia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    Too soon, and I'm not even from Australia.
    What are you talking about? >.>
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    Too soon, and I'm not even from Australia.
    I apologies if I offended you, I was not trying to imply anything? I was merely picking an activity that I often jokingly tell people from other country we participate on a regular basis?

    So, again, apologies for offending you, however that way
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    Life is the set up and Death's the punchline line.
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    I give you the Master of sarcasm, (and puns).
    DEATH.
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    Aww, dammit! You know I can't smite you when you're wearing those things!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death, your friend the Reaper View Post
    I apologies if I offended you, I was not trying to imply anything? I was merely picking an activity that I often jokingly tell people from other country we participate on a regular basis?

    So, again, apologies for offending you, however that way
    I think he's referring to the crocodile hunter... but he died 5 years ago, that's not 'soon' >.>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    I think he's referring to the crocodile hunter... but he died 5 years ago, that's not 'soon' >.>
    Yes it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    Yes it is.
    Ah, in that case the thought of the connection didn't spark in my brain. I've been telling people from other countries we wrestle crocodiles when he first came out and I was in juniour high. It was a sad day when he passed away
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    Life is the set up and Death's the punchline line.
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    I give you the Master of sarcasm, (and puns).
    DEATH.
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    Aww, dammit! You know I can't smite you when you're wearing those things!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death, your friend the Reaper View Post
    Oh, I don't know maybe something that'll put us on a even footing. Crocodile wrestling?
    hmmmmm, i smell a rat on that one...
    how about Alligator Wrestling?
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    *steps in, looks around*

    I call dibs on that comfortable looking chair over in the corner.


    Death, I think I'd actually prefer Croc-wrestling to the workouts my team leader is putting me through at the moment.
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    ^ Oh? May I ask what you do? I'm rather interested in increasing my workout schedule. I'm fairly stable fitness at the moment (which isn't amazing, but in the "healthy range") as I go the gym every other day, yet still can't shake that "lanky" appearance

    Quote Originally Posted by Archonic Energy View Post
    hmmmmm, i smell a rat on that one...
    how about Alligator Wrestling?
    I'll have to talk to my team, I don't want to make any snap decisions...

    However if the second leg can be kangaroo racing I'm sure they'll hop to a decision and say yes!

    We can have tea drinking for the last leg if you'd like. Sure it'd fit Englands personalitea
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    I had a "Be My Guest" speech in my English class today. Basically, we're supposed to pick three guests we'd invite to a private dinner were there no complications whatsoever (including death and nonexistence, indeed, one guest had to be dead), and then talk for 15 minutes explaining why we choosed just them (as well as some random free stuff). My choice: J.R.R. Tolkien, Andrew Hussie and the person to the left of this text (my Internet alter-ego).

    For some reason I went pretty nervous, and my teacher had to go and bring me a glass of water because my throat went very dry. By the end of the speach, I was shaking quite a bit in my legs and arms, making it hard to handle the computer when I was to show my class the glory that is Homestuck flash animations (I thank the gods for tablets PCs and their pens).

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    I've noticed that I make a quite notable voice shift when I understand that I'm talking to a salesperson on the phone. I'm not sure about what I think of this. I mean, I don't want to sound rude, even to a salesperson...
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    You're weird Teddy. You actually TALK to telemarketers? I hang up the instant the jig is up.

    Also, aside from the presenting it to the class thing, that assignment sounds awesome.

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    Yes it is.
    No, it's really not.
    Especially not for you. You're what, 16? 5 years is almost a third of your life so far, by no means is that 'soon'.
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    Ah, in that case the thought of the connection didn't spark in my brain. I've been telling people from other countries we wrestle crocodiles when he first came out and I was in juniour high. It was a sad day when he passed away
    Mmmm. Coincidence had me at the Australian embassy to the UN about 2 weeks after it happened.

    EDIT: Why do I remember it being told to me on April 1st? Huh.
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    I can't believe I missed the new thread! I *boogies* last time, so;

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    I thought the first sign of insanity was talking to yourself

    Which i never understood. I have so much in common with myself! I'm so nice to me =D

    And what does ION stand for?
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    It means in other news.

    Also, hooray for MoonCat! Or should I say SunDog, considering the icon change XP

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
    note that I have narrowly avoided the true sign of insanity, five exclamation points!!!!!
    Actually, just multiple exclamation points is generally considered to be sufficient indication.

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    And what does ION stand for?
    In Other News.
    (RB timeloop, even this sentence, etc, etc...)
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    I remember when I asked you guys what ION meant. Good times...

    Also, I have found an Internet Etiquette book, written by a knitter who "wanted to encourage knitters to use the vast resources of the internet to better understand a knitting experience, while continuing appropriate behavior." Here are some choice rules she has made.


    Never capitalize full words on the Internet to stress a point. It actually means you are yelling, which is still entirely inappropriate in a conversation.

    Type your words fully and correctly, no one can understand 'JK', 'LOL', or 'LM*O'
    [she actually starred the A in LMAO]

    'Smilies' are atrocious methods of avoiding proper communication, if you intend to show your feelings, say "I am happy", not ':-)'


    LOL. This was NOT a joke. >:-P
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    What!? I Cant Hear You Over My Internet Yelling!!!
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    That sounds like a hilarious book to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
    I remember when I asked you guys what ION meant. Good times...

    Also, I have found an Internet Etiquette book, written by a knitter who "wanted to encourage knitters to use the vast resources of the internet to better understand a knitting experience, while continuing appropriate behavior." Here are some choice rules she has made.


    Never capitalize full words on the Internet to stress a point. It actually means you are yelling, which is still entirely inappropriate in a conversation.

    Type your words fully and correctly, no one can understand 'JK', 'LOL', or 'LM*O'
    [she actually starred the A in LMAO]

    'Smilies' are atrocious methods of avoiding proper communication, if you intend to show your feelings, say "I am happy", not ':-)'


    LOL. This was NOT a joke. >:-P
    lol. XD a COMPLETE load of bollocks.
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    ^ Oh? May I ask what you do? I'm rather interested in increasing my workout schedule. I'm fairly stable fitness at the moment (which isn't amazing, but in the "healthy range") as I go the gym every other day, yet still can't shake that "lanky" appearance
    If you go to the Deth Muncher exercise thread, there's a link to the detailed workout program there.

    Actually, I'll link them in here for you to have a look at, since you asked:
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    You're weird Teddy. You actually TALK to telemarketers? I hang up the instant the jig is up.
    I could never do such a thing. I would feel extremely rude, and if there's anything I'm completely terrified of (apart from needles) then its others seing me as being rude. That'd be real confidence-breaker.
    *shudder*

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    Also, aside from the presenting it to the class thing, that assignment sounds awesome.
    Indeed it was. I got the possibility to talk for a quarter about one of the few topics that I can actually keep a conversation going on, namely myself.
    I also got the chance to call myself a narcissist and express a want to become a god.

    And I also got to say "It keeps happening!" without making it sound too strange in context.

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    In Other News.
    (RB timeloop, even this sentence, etc, etc...)
    Dare you to humble the noble time loop!

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