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    Stoneskin - Barbarian's DR.
    Protection from Arrows - As above, but pretends arrows don't hurt.

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    Don't forget to occasionally "run out of spells," so long as doing so would be 1) funny and 2) not actively life-threatening, if a bit stupid.

    Party: "Come on, Korg the Magical! Just trip him!"
    Korg the Magical: "I can't! I didn't prepare Trip today!"
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    Well Annoying goes beyond your build...you need to Role Play it.... have your Barbarian/Wizard constantly be ashamed of himself. Every time he casts a spell he should look like a teen age boy who's mom just caught him wearing a pair of nylons and eye shadow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaq View Post
    Don't forget to occasionally "run out of spells," so long as doing so would be 1) funny and 2) not actively life-threatening, if a bit stupid.

    Party: "Come on, Korg the Magical! Just trip him!"
    Korg the Magical: "I can't! I didn't prepare Trip today!"
    "Come on, Korg the Magical! Just stand up already!"
    "I can't! I didn't prepare Stand* today!"

    *Yes, this is an actual spell.
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    Just want to throw out there that you shouldn't have a sword. I mean, what wizard uses a sword? Get a good solid oaken staff. Everyone knows that wizards use staves, you know! And pointy hats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietus View Post
    Just want to throw out there that you shouldn't have a sword. I mean, what wizard uses a sword? Get a good solid oaken staff. Everyone knows that wizards use staves, you know! And pointy hats!

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    I believe consensus says that Gandalf isn't a wizard, but rather an outsider with a collection of SLA's.
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    Then what about that sickly pale guy?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietus View Post
    I believe consensus says that Gandalf isn't a wizard, but rather an outsider with a collection of SLA's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaEmil View Post
    Then what about that sickly pale guy?
    I see no pointy hat. Obviously not a wizard.

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    Simple solution: wield a greatclub and call it a staff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Stabber View Post
    Simple solution: wield a greatclub and call it a staff.
    And if it had dry rot...would that be a staff infection?
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    Just say it's an oversized Metal Wand
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietus View Post
    I see no pointy hat. Obviously not a wizard.



    See above.


    Note the sword on the belt.

    Same guy, no pointy hat, sword is more obvious:
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    So, regarding the Spellbook. I would suggest you keep a book and write in it. Just make sure you never use the skillpoints on Literacy. Just scribble, doodle, make pretty geometric shapes. Maybe say you know enough letters to sign your name. Write "Thogz buk, stai owt!" on the cover. With any luck, some rival wizard will steal your book and go mad trying to decipher it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telonius View Post
    So, regarding the Spellbook. I would suggest you keep a book and write in it. Just make sure you never use the skillpoints on Literacy. Just scribble, doodle, make pretty geometric shapes. Maybe say you know enough letters to sign your name. Write "Thogz buk, stai owt!" on the cover. With any luck, some rival wizard will steal your book and go mad trying to decipher it.
    Or worse, the wizard learns to hit things really hard with a stick! That's the most dangerous spell evar!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Stabber View Post
    Or worse, the wizard learns to hit things really hard with a stick! That's the most dangerous spell evar!
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    Components: M (A big stick), S (swing the stick)
    Casting time: Instant
    Range: Touch
    Target: Creature touched
    Duration: Instant
    Saving throw: None
    Spell Resistance: None

    When cast, the caster brings his material component down upon the head of the target creature. A successful touch attack will raise a painful lump on the target's noggin.
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    Better yet, hire a real Wizard to fill your book with magicky stuff (really, Explosive Runes). Anyone who tries to read your book gets a facefull of boom.
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    Only a very poor stick would be an M component. The F version is only 5 gp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cog View Post
    Only a very poor stick would be an M component. The F version is only 5 gp.
    That's Summon Improved Lump
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
    Better yet, hire a real Wizard to fill your book with magicky stuff (really, Explosive Runes). Anyone who tries to read your book gets a facefull of boom.
    Until you forget what this bookish thing is and try to use if for toilet paper
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    I don't think that, err... "defaecing" the runes triggers them. And seeing as you're illiterate, you won't accidentally use them for reading material while you're tending to your, ah, needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cog View Post
    I don't think that, err... "defaecing" the runes triggers them. And seeing as you're illiterate, you won't accidentally use them for reading material while you're tending to your, ah, needs.
    Everybody needs something to read while attending to business...or at least pretty pictures to look at
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    "I am a master of many spells; I just don't know which ones will happen next."
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    Maybe some sort of belief/morale bonus on activate blindly use magic item checks.
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    Oh gosh. It's going to be so funny when this character somehow actually casts a spell, and he's going to have no idea how he did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Count D20 View Post
    Maybe some sort of belief/morale bonus on activate blindly use magic item checks.
    Or he just disdains the use of items. Those are for weaklings whose own magic isn't up to the task.

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    Hm, I'm starting to think that this guy should be under 10 in his mental stats. Not for stupidity - it's just to ensure that he couldn't cast a real cantrip even if he wanted to.

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    A couple more spells for you:
    • Entangle Throw a Bolas at the target
    • Obscuring Mist: Ignite a Smokestick
    • Slow: Throw a Tanglefoot bag
    • Cause Fear: Intimidate check
    • Locate Object: Arbitrarily pick a direction. When it's proven that you are wrong, it must have moved
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    • Sending: Make something up
    • Teleport Object: Throw it, and it's gone
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    Arcane lock: material component, acid. Close and lock the door, then rust the handle in place with a very small amount of acid.
    Time stop: full attack.
    Beast shape: act like an animal.
    Color spray or prismatic spray: throw multicolored sand in your opponent's face.

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