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    He not dead, he...he resting.
    Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
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    Animate Dead - Ties strings to a corpse and uses it like a marionette

    Animate Rope - Replaces the rope with a snake when he thinks nobody's looking

    Blindness - Throws a handful of pepper

    Charm Person - Five words: "Fezzik, tear his arms off."

    Chain Lightning - Whirlwind attack with a Shocking weapon

    Color Spray - Punches target in the face while holding a handful of colorful feathers

    Dancing Lights - Waves around a torch

    Endurance - He has this one cast and permanancied on himself several times already, of course.

    False Vision - Focus: A psychoactive toad the target has to lick

    Feather Fall - Somatic component: Frantically flapping his arms

    Gentle Repose - Material component: a large barrel of alcohol

    Hold Person/Monster: Foci: nets and ropes

    Move Earth - Focus: a shovel

    Nightmare - Hides and waits until the target is asleep, then jumps out screaming as loud as he can

    Obscuring Mist - Spits a large mouthful of water

    Passwall - Foci: a big hammer and/or mining pick

    Persistent Image - Draws a picture and nails it to a wall (or just draws it on the wall)

    Phantasmal Killer - He channels this one through his own body and temporarily becomes the PK himself

    Polymorph (other) - Breaks the bones of whatever he casts it on until they're polymorphed into an ooze

    Rope Trick - Focus: A big sack and a length of rope.

    Sculpt Sound - Shouts at the top of his lungs to drown out the real sound

    Shield - Stands in front of the person he's casting it on.

    Slow - Breaks the targets' legs

    Wall of Fire - Lights a bunch of torches and sets them on the ground

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    Split Spell-Cleave

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    Repeating spell: hits you again next turn.
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    *bump* Oh what is this? Ah, yes... this nice and shiny diamond...

    seriously though, we should start looking for feats and more spells :)

    spells:

    animate weapon, korg swings his weapon while claiming it moves on it's own (best used for punisment among partymembers "you deserved it, club thinks" )

    Meterioite fall: take ranks in prestigeclass hulking hurler and lift and hurl giant boulders. This spell is only available to wizards with the hulking hurler prestige class ("Korg has taken presti-thingy class, Now Korg more powerful")

    Pity the Fool: Korg pities the fool who challenges him, the fool (i.e. enemy) is shaken vor 1 round /caster level

    Fly, swift: Korg jumps

    Bull's strength: Korg Rages!

    Mud to stone: Korg grabs some mud and squishes the water from it

    Stone to mud: Korg spits on stone

    Stone to sand: see disintegrate

    Feats:

    Craft wand: Korg picks up a twig and scratches is, presto: Korg has wand now, however, Only Korg can use it.

    empower [metamagic]: Korg rages

    Twin spell[metamagic]: Instead of once, Korg attacks twice

    widen spell: whirlwind attack
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    Baleful Utterance: Krog tell bad joke.
    Miasmic Cloud: Krog burp.
    Summon Swarm: Krog open loincloth flap.
    Cold Comfort: Krog hug allies.
    Mask of Flesh: Krog rip enemies' faces off.
    Caster's Lament: Krog listen to the lamentations of your women.
    Path of Shadow: Krog hold up tower shield.
    Steal Summoning: Krog perform submission hold on creature.

    Hellfire Blast: Krog eat onions. Then burp.
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    Summon Swarm: Krog open loincloth flap.
    thank you for waking my dirty mind...

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    Idk if this adds to or detracts from the awesomeness of this character concept but if you want some character development, you could take Bear Warrior ("wow, Korg has gotten WAY better at magic...."). Your teammates would have long since realized you didn't really cast magic (really, they would?) and their characters would be SHOCKED when you turn into a bear.

    Importantly, I don't see this as actual magic. I've always fluffed it as getting so pissed you turn into a freaking BEAR!!!

    Another option is frenzied berzerker, if you want your guy to cast greater (whatever you call ur rage). You can only cast it once per day, initially, because it is a high-level spell slot.

    Apologies if any of this has been suggested, I only read the 1st two pages of the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JackRackham View Post
    Idk if this adds to or detracts from the awesomeness of this character concept but if you want some character development, you could take Bear Warrior ("wow, Korg has gotten WAY better at magic...."). Your teammates would have long since realized you didn't really cast magic (really, they would?) and their characters would be SHOCKED when you turn into a bear.

    Importantly, I don't see this as actual magic. I've always fluffed it as getting so pissed you turn into a freaking BEAR!!!

    Another option is frenzied berzerker, if you want your guy to cast greater (whatever you call ur rage). You can only cast it once per day, initially, because it is a high-level spell slot.

    Apologies if any of this has been suggested, I only read the 1st two pages of the thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by erikun View Post
    I admit to being a bit confused, mainly because I don't recognize the options. Are you trying to play a Barbarian that everyone thinks is a spellcasting wizard, or a Wizard that everything thinks is a rampaging barbarian? Or is he just trying to convince himself? In either case, I'd think you a Duskblade or something similar rather than a Wizard.

    There are several Rage feats that do stuff like sheathe you in ice or set you on fire. They would be very effective towards making people believe you are a spellcaster.

    Remember that Raging doesn't mean you need to be drooling incomprehensibly. You could be chanting, or yelling out litanies during combat - although I'd think you a Paladin in that case.
    the point is that it's a very stupid barbarian who is sure that he is a mighty wizard
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    lesser Orb of cold = Snowball fight!
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    Fireball: throws torch, runs in and uses Whirlwind Attack.
    There's also feat that lets you throw a weapon during a charge. I think it's called Hurling Charge...maybe from the Miniatures Handbook?

    By the bye, this all sounds very familiar. Do I know you?
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    I wish you luck. It resisted the first attempt. I think its level is too high.
    (See page 5, 2nd post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by grarrrg View Post
    I wish you luck. It resisted the first attempt. I think its level is too high.
    (See page 5, 2nd post)
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    I feel like this could work as a Psion too.

    Ego Whip?

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    Inflict Pain?

    Guess.

    Psionic Knock?

    *Whacks head into door until it opens*
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    This is bloody brilliant.

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    I'm not sure where you can use it, but I think a cry of "Kame hame falcon SMASH!" should be implemented if it's possible.

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    What happens if Korg dies and reanimates himself? KORG THE LICH.

    Necropolitan. One level in monk, nineteen levels in barbarian.

    He now has a touch attack (unarmed strike) and a lich's paralyzing touch (Stunning Fist), as well as all the spells Korg had in life.

    He'll also think that he's invincible--"What you mean, be careful? Korg has fila...fillet...Korg has magic life-box!"

    May God have mercy on our souls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NNescio View Post
    Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
    Wait is this an Eric the Awful reference?

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    This concept, sir, is the greatest I have ever seen, You have, by some miracle, won your own thread.
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    There is only one weapon which is always good in all situations: a spell. You are playing a warlock, who cannot cast spells. Welcome to the world of the fighter. We have goblets of Bitter Tears of Sorrow, freshly shed by those who spent all their feats and class features to specialise in melee weapons and faced flying foes.
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    Smoke weed strange herbs catnip to learn spells. You are a magic pothead kitten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by legomaster00156 View Post
    This concept, sir, is the greatest I have ever seen, You have, by some miracle, won your own thread.
    If you win a thread by posting a post in it, do you win a subforum by posting a thread in it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonQuixote View Post
    What happens if Korg dies and reanimates himself? KORG THE LICH.

    Necropolitan. One level in monk, nineteen levels in barbarian.

    He now has a touch attack (unarmed strike) and a lich's paralyzing touch (Stunning Fist), as well as all the spells Korg had in life.

    He'll also think that he's invincible--"What you mean, be careful? Korg has fila...fillet...Korg has magic life-box!"

    May God have mercy on our souls...
    Korg not take levels in not-barbarianWizard class, then Korg would lose caster level!
    Lich tembl, tenp,...LA too high! not good for Korg. Korg need more barbarianwizardness!

    Korg prepared Explosive Runes this morning!
    But Korg no can read...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swiftmongoose View Post
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    There is only one weapon which is always good in all situations: a spell. You are playing a warlock, who cannot cast spells. Welcome to the world of the fighter. We have goblets of Bitter Tears of Sorrow, freshly shed by those who spent all their feats and class features to specialise in melee weapons and faced flying foes.
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    Korg not take levels in not-barbarianWizard class, then Korg would lose caster level!
    Lich tembl, tenp,...LA too high! not good for Korg. Korg need more barbarianwizardness!
    Well, I guess it can just be modeled with Improved Unarmed Strike/Superior Unarmed Strike and the Stunning Fist feat. Lord knows that a barbarianwizard's damage relies very little on his actual weapon.

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    Thread is getting a little tl/dr so forgive me if these or similar have been presented

    Time stop- sits in empty room by himself

    Prestidigitation- whenever he does anything not covered by another spell

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    Wait is this an Eric the Awful reference?
    Kid's these days...no classical education...

    It's a Monty Python reference
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    Top 3 ways (in no particular order) to have a thread NOT get locked for Threadcomancy.

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