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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    MonkGuy

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    Default Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard

    Magic Mouth = Profession (Sock Puppeteer)
    If something doesn't work, hit it.
    If it still doesn't work, hit it harder.

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    OrcBarbarianGuy

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    Default Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Lich

    I think at this point, the OP should change the title to "Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Lich"

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    Flumph

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    Default Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard

    "Help Me Be Annoying with an Epic Barbarian Lich"

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    "Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Incantatrix Demilich"?
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    Uncle Pine's Avatar

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    Default Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard

    Men, I'm using Korg as a NPC in my 4th level campaign and he's AWESOME!!!
    Not to mention that the whole party think that he IS a powerful wizard
    Thank you, Gnome Alone!

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    Mystic Agility: Uncanny dodge, trapsense-claims it's an immediate spell

    TIME FOR CANTRIPS!!!

    Acid splash: Urinates on opponent

    Detect magic: Looks at something for fifteen seconds, if it is fancy looking or shiny it's magical

    Daze: Hits enemy with pommel of sword/Shouts "BOO" in their face

    Dancing Lights: Lights a lantern/torch and swings it around

    Flare: Throws torch in opponent's face

    Light: Sets object on fire

    Ray of Frost: requires cold environment, throws water at opponent

    Ghost sound: Attempts to throw his voice

    Touch of Fatigue: Tickles opponent

    Mending: Smashes broken pieces back together

    Message: Shouts across the battlefield

    Open/Close: Refuses to open or close anything, claiming it would be a waste of his spells per day

    Arcane Mark: Doodles on an object

    Prestidigitation: Never bathes, waves his hands over his body every morning and claims he smells fine
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    Not illegal (and it largely doesn't matter due to Divine Salient Abilities), but Moradin has 14 levels in Expert. WotC decided that the God of all Dwarves took an NPC class.
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    Wow. Next dwarf I meet in-game I'm totally figuring out a way to rag on him about that.

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    Kobold

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    Default Re: Help Me Be Annoying with a Barbarian Wizard

    Fly (probably already been posted, but I haven't seen it yet): ties flasks of holy water to self. They are lighter than air, because flasks are heavier when empty!

    Resurrect thread: post something way to late like I am doing right now.

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