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2011-04-28, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
I haven't played any of the co-op yet and joy of joys there's a bank holiday tomorrow! No work and all Portal makes tarbrush a happy boy.
Don’t date the sane ones, they’ll only make you crazy. Date the really insane ones but never let them know where you live or work.
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2011-04-28, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-28, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability." - Bill Bailey
Androgeus' 3 step guide to Doctor Who speculation:
Spoiler- Pick a random character
- State that person is The Rani
- goto 1
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2011-04-28, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-28, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Hey, wanna coop? (that sounds very, very wrong). Our timezones aren't that far apart. I do know most of the beginner area, but I'll let you take the lead on the ones that I know (they're not that difficult). The joys of being univ student is that you can still procrastinate and the papers will have to wait.
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2011-04-28, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Wait, all of Britain is shutting down because the prince is getting married?
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2011-04-28, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-28, 04:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Yhea, we get days off if there is something to apperently celebrate. (not everyone has the day off, just most).
and 4 day weekends ftw (If only I wasn't a student and they made a difference to me)
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You mean camping out the night before?Last edited by Androgeus; 2011-04-28 at 04:22 PM.
"Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability." - Bill Bailey
Androgeus' 3 step guide to Doctor Who speculation:
Spoiler- Pick a random character
- State that person is The Rani
- goto 1
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2011-04-28, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Last edited by The Glyphstone; 2011-04-28 at 05:04 PM.
NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2011-04-29, 12:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
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2011-04-29, 03:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-29, 03:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
-The boys in the lab told me I should stop sicking attack dogs on everyone. That gave me an idea. Sic more attack dogs on everyone! I feed these dogs, I can sic 'em on whoever I want!
-Bam! Attack dogs gave us six fewer seconds of illegal immigrants crossing the border and being in one piece. Good job, dogs.
-I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together. We know how to make a border crossing. Carolyn?
See? Wall here, permit there. Heh heh. Look at those illegal immigrants try to go anywhere.
Now, we have run into a reproduce-able human error problem. A lot of illegal immigrants not getting torn to shreds. But don't worry! Cave took care of it.Last edited by The Linker; 2011-04-29 at 03:47 AM.
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2011-04-29, 07:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Only if you don't interfere when I try and figure out each solution for that half.
That said I think I might wait for Shadow Archmagi to get the game as he doesn't think he'll be able to find anyone else to play with who hasn't played it already.
Attack dogs! He says what we're all thinking!Last edited by Jahkaivah; 2011-04-29 at 07:56 AM.
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Originally Posted by Jibar
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2011-04-29, 08:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-29, 09:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
"That gave me an idea. Attach more laser beams to more dolphins!"
OK, I'm*done**.
*Cave Johnson, we're
**here.Last edited by The Linker; 2011-04-29 at 09:05 AM.
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2011-04-29, 10:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
He's Cave "Ackerman" Johnson, President of the United States and the man who's gonna burn your house down. With lemons. Delivered by attack dogs.
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2011-04-29, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
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2011-04-29, 11:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-29, 11:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Head scientist for the project is some kid called Parker. Brilliant, but lazy. Takes really long breaks and we can never find him when something goes wrong.
Meanwhile, we're growing our own clones of Spider-Man and improving on them! We use all of the spider, that's 65% more spider per Spider-Man.
President Johnson, we're done here.
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2011-04-29, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
No clue if this has already been posted in this thread:
ENDING SPOILERS
Man this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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2011-04-29, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Those of you who volunteered to be bitten by a radioactive spider, I've got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is we're postponing the whole test indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you. Taking pictures of an army of spider-men! Pick up a camera and walk along the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.Last edited by Jahkaivah; 2011-04-29 at 11:51 AM.
Steamname: Atheist God, if you're lucky.
Originally Posted by Jibar
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2011-04-29, 11:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
This last page of discussion assures me that Cave Johnson is by far the best thing to have come out of Portal.
If my text is blue, I'm being sarcastic.But you already knew that, right?
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2011-04-29, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Cave Johnson here. You may have noticed in your time at Aperture Laboratories that there's something of a Spider-Men infestation. Make a hell of a mess. Well, in this test we've found the solution. We'll combine your DNA with that of the spider's natural predator, the scorpion! In return for $60 and all the Spider-Men you can eat, we'll give you all the powers of the mighty scorpion, whatever they may be.
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2011-04-29, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Those of you who volunteered to be bitten by a pack of attack dogs, I've got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is, we're postponing the whole test indefinitely. The good news is, we've got a much better test for you! Fighting a pack of attack... uh... no, that's the right test. That's... wow, that's how we advertised it. You guys signed up for that? Alright. Walk along the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.My PMV's! Youtube Channel
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2011-04-29, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Cave Johnson here. You may have noticed during the tour a rather large number of scorpion-men running around. Don't be alarmed, that's perfectly normal. Hell of a mess though, and those tails give them a bit of an unfair advantage against anything we try using to get rid of them. So we're looking for volunteers to be injected with mantis DNA to keep those scorpion-men in check. The boys in lab say we already tried this, didn't work. Well I'd like to remind the boys in the lab that we tried this against guns and it didn't work, not against scorpion-men.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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2011-04-29, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Finally finished the game in singleplayer. Good stuff the ending.
SpoilerSo the Earth survives the event of HL2 after all?
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2011-04-29, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-29, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Man this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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2011-04-29, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-04-29, 03:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Portal 2: The Cake Is Still A Lie
Or, ho ho, the ending of Portal 2 is still before the events of Half Life...
Seriously though, there hasn't been any indications of how the Half-Life and Portal timelines interlock, has there? We don't know what year... any of the games take place in, do we?My PMV's! Youtube Channel
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