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    I haven't played any of the co-op yet and joy of joys there's a bank holiday tomorrow! No work and all Portal makes tarbrush a happy boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarbrush View Post
    bank holiday tomorrow!
    I keep getting reminded of how different all our backgrounds are. I was talking to a physicist about neutrino detectors, and how some valve concept art looked like them, but badly designed around launch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarbrush View Post
    I haven't played any of the co-op yet and joy of joys there's a bank holiday tomorrow! No work and all Portal makes tarbrush a happy boy.
    It'll be the best wedding ever!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuzzball View Post
    I keep getting reminded of how different all our backgrounds are.
    I was like "Why is it a bank holiday?"

    And then Androgeus spoke up. And I remembered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarbrush View Post
    I haven't played any of the co-op yet and joy of joys there's a bank holiday tomorrow! No work and all Portal makes tarbrush a happy boy.
    Hey, wanna coop? (that sounds very, very wrong). Our timezones aren't that far apart. I do know most of the beginner area, but I'll let you take the lead on the ones that I know (they're not that difficult). The joys of being univ student is that you can still procrastinate and the papers will have to wait.

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    Wait, all of Britain is shutting down because the prince is getting married?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawkes View Post
    Wait, all of Britain is shutting down because the prince is getting married?
    Pretty much. No school, no work, bunting everywhere. People getting up stupidly early to stand by a road and crane their necks to look at people a long way away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawkes View Post
    Wait, all of Britain is shutting down because the prince is getting married?
    Yhea, we get days off if there is something to apperently celebrate. (not everyone has the day off, just most).
    and 4 day weekends ftw (If only I wasn't a student and they made a difference to me)

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    People getting up stupidly early to stand by a road and crane their necks to look at people a long way away.
    You mean camping out the night before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Androgeus View Post
    You mean camping out the night week before?
    Unless you guys have laws against that or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jahkaivah View Post
    So I beat single player yesterday and I am hoping to find somebody awesome to play co-op with who hasn't played it before.



    A puzzle which actually makes you forget which way was up. I couldn't help but laugh at the brilliance of that.
    Would you be willing to partner up with someone who's played half of it before?

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    -The boys in the lab told me I should stop sicking attack dogs on everyone. That gave me an idea. Sic more attack dogs on everyone! I feed these dogs, I can sic 'em on whoever I want!

    -Bam! Attack dogs gave us six fewer seconds of illegal immigrants crossing the border and being in one piece. Good job, dogs.

    -I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together. We know how to make a border crossing. Carolyn?
    See? Wall here, permit there. Heh heh. Look at those illegal immigrants try to go anywhere.
    Now, we have run into a reproduce-able human error problem. A lot of illegal immigrants not getting torn to shreds. But don't worry! Cave took care of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyouhen View Post
    Would you be willing to partner up with someone who's played half of it before?
    Only if you don't interfere when I try and figure out each solution for that half.

    That said I think I might wait for Shadow Archmagi to get the game as he doesn't think he'll be able to find anyone else to play with who hasn't played it already.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Linker View Post
    -The boys in the lab told me I should stop sicking attack dogs on everyone. That gave me an idea. Sic more attack dogs on everyone! I feed these dogs, I can sic 'em on whoever I want!

    -Bam! Attack dogs gave us six fewer seconds of illegal immigrants crossing the border and being in one piece. Good job, dogs.

    -I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together. We know how to make a border crossing. Carolyn?
    See? Wall here, permit there. Heh heh. Look at those illegal immigrants try to go anywhere.
    Now, we have run into a reproduce-able human error problem. A lot of illegal immigrants not getting torn to shreds. But don't worry! Cave took care of it.

    Attack dogs! He says what we're all thinking!
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    His campaign logo.

    It is a dolphin.

    With a friggin' laser beam on its head.

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    "That gave me an idea. Attach more laser beams to more dolphins!"

    OK, I'm*done**.

    *Cave Johnson, we're

    **here.
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    He's Cave "Ackerman" Johnson, President of the United States and the man who's gonna burn your house down. With lemons. Delivered by attack dogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mando Knight View Post
    He's Cave "Ackerman" Johnson, President of the United States and the man who's gonna burn your house down. With lemons. Delivered by attack dogs.
    But can he get pictures of Spiderman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawkes View Post
    But can he get pictures of Spiderman?
    Lab boys are working on that. We're not banging rocks together, we know how to make a quantum space hole. Problem is getting the camera and the portal device together and near enough to the scene to unmask him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mando Knight View Post
    Lab boys are working on that.
    Head scientist for the project is some kid called Parker. Brilliant, but lazy. Takes really long breaks and we can never find him when something goes wrong.
    Meanwhile, we're growing our own clones of Spider-Man and improving on them! We use all of the spider, that's 65% more spider per Spider-Man.
    President Johnson, we're done here.
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    No clue if this has already been posted in this thread:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibar View Post
    Head scientist for the project is some kid called Parker. Brilliant, but lazy. Takes really long breaks and we can never find him when something goes wrong.
    Meanwhile, we're growing our own clones of Spider-Man and improving on them! We use all of the spider, that's 65% more spider per Spider-Man.
    President Johnson, we're done here.
    Those of you who volunteered to be bitten by a radioactive spider, I've got some good news and some bad news.

    The bad news is we're postponing the whole test indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you. Taking pictures of an army of spider-men! Pick up a camera and walk along the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
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    This last page of discussion assures me that Cave Johnson is by far the best thing to have come out of Portal.
    If my text is blue, I'm being sarcastic.But you already knew that, right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jahkaivah View Post
    Those of you who volunteered to be bitten by a radioactive spider, I've got some good news and some bad news.

    The bad news is we're postponing the whole test indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you. Taking pictures of an army of spider-men! Pick up a camera and walk along the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
    Cave Johnson here. You may have noticed in your time at Aperture Laboratories that there's something of a Spider-Men infestation. Make a hell of a mess. Well, in this test we've found the solution. We'll combine your DNA with that of the spider's natural predator, the scorpion! In return for $60 and all the Spider-Men you can eat, we'll give you all the powers of the mighty scorpion, whatever they may be.
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    Those of you who volunteered to be bitten by a pack of attack dogs, I've got some good news and some bad news.

    The bad news is, we're postponing the whole test indefinitely. The good news is, we've got a much better test for you! Fighting a pack of attack... uh... no, that's the right test. That's... wow, that's how we advertised it. You guys signed up for that? Alright. Walk along the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibar View Post
    Cave Johnson here. You may have noticed in your time at Aperture Laboratories that there's something of a Spider-Men infestation. Make a hell of a mess. Well, in this test we've found the solution. We'll combine your DNA with that of the spider's natural predator, the scorpion! In return for $60 and all the Spider-Men you can eat, we'll give you all the powers of the mighty scorpion, whatever they may be.
    Cave Johnson here. You may have noticed during the tour a rather large number of scorpion-men running around. Don't be alarmed, that's perfectly normal. Hell of a mess though, and those tails give them a bit of an unfair advantage against anything we try using to get rid of them. So we're looking for volunteers to be injected with mantis DNA to keep those scorpion-men in check. The boys in lab say we already tried this, didn't work. Well I'd like to remind the boys in the lab that we tried this against guns and it didn't work, not against scorpion-men.

    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

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    Finally finished the game in singleplayer. Good stuff the ending.

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    Finally finished the game in singleplayer. Good stuff the ending.

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    We're not sure exactly how long Chell was in stasis.
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    We're not sure exactly how long Chell was in stasis.
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    Or, ho ho, the ending of Portal 2 is still before the events of Half Life...

    Seriously though, there hasn't been any indications of how the Half-Life and Portal timelines interlock, has there? We don't know what year... any of the games take place in, do we?

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