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    "For God's sake, you're a BOX! With a HEART! It's- it's literally your only purpose, loving me- How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?
    Oh, that's funny is it? Yeah, well we've been at this for TWELVE HOURS, and I'm not feeling companionship, so I don't see why you're laughing! You've one hour! LOVE ME."
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Linker View Post
    "For God's sake, you're a BOX! With a HEART! It's- it's literally your only purpose, loving me- How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?
    Oh, that's funny is it? Yeah, well we've been at this for TWELVE HOURS, and I'm not feeling companionship, so I don't see why you're laughing! You've one hour! LOVE ME."
    Wheatly, speaking to space sphere, in a strange accent "i'm Talking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing... via this method, we can have an affair"

    THE CUBE REMAINED SILENT
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlebottom View Post
    Wheatly, speaking to space sphere, in a strange accent "i'm Talking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing... via this method, we can have an affair"

    THE CUBE REMAINED SILENT
    Though Wheatley would later claim at the trial that she threatened to stab him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Linker View Post
    Though Wheatley would later claim at the trial that she threatened to stab him.
    Though the defendant refused to testify directly, it's counsel, GlaDos, was quoted as stating that, "The cube certainly never said such a thing, and in fact cannot speak."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    Anyways, I am now looking for someone to do the Co-op with that has not done any of the Co-op. Meaning, someone who has just, or still is, doing the single player. Anyone who is done or in the process that wants to do Co-op for a first time through with me?
    Or perhaps we need to install a device so that whenever a player who's already completed the game gets upset at the other one for not already knowing how to solve it, he gets an electric shock.

    Also, Portal needs an official map editor. That way we can be as fail-tastic at designing puzzles as Wheatley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mando Knight View Post
    Or perhaps we need to install a device so that whenever a player who's already completed the game gets upset at the other one for not already knowing how to solve it, he gets an electric shock.

    Also, Portal needs an official map editor. That way we can be as fail-tastic at designing puzzles as Wheatley.
    GLaDOS would love that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    So, I beat Portal 2 single player. Honestly, I did not see that ending coming. It was pretty awesome, to tell the truth. And some people complain it was too short, for me, it was so long that I had to take 2 quite long breaks because my brain fizzed out from the puzzles.

    Anyways, I am now looking for someone to do the Co-op with that has not done any of the Co-op. Meaning, someone who has just, or still is, doing the single player. Anyone who is done or in the process that wants to do Co-op for a first time through with me?
    I'd be interested. I'm at GMT -5, and my Steam Name is qwertystop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Androgeus View Post
    You're just proving his point!
    No, but seriously. He had a sister named Maja or something like that, but no brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    GLaDOS would love that.
    You can never beat Wheatley's genius in designing trapstest chambers. It's so easy, the solution is mindbogglingly elusive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif View Post
    You can never beat Wheatley's genius in designing trapstest chambers. It's so easy, the solution is mindbogglingly elusive.
    The 1st one took me HOURS to solve,and then I had to do it AGAIN!
    I killed the thread killing thread,so yeah
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishDragon View Post
    The 1st one took me HOURS to solve,and then I had to do it AGAIN!
    It was even harder the second time around! Machiavellian!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif View Post
    You can never beat Wheatley's genius in designing trapstest chambers. It's so easy, the solution is mindbogglingly elusive.
    My favorite part was the button. I always went to push it but overshot and fell into the pit. It takes a TRUE PORTAL MASTER to perform the famed push-the button-and-not-fall-into-pit maneuver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    Anyways, I am now looking for someone to do the Co-op with that has not done any of the Co-op. Meaning, someone who has just, or still is, doing the single player. Anyone who is done or in the process that wants to do Co-op for a first time through with me?
    I've done the co op only once, and I'm trully horrible at it.
    So if your offer still stand i'll take you on it.
    (current steam account name being (what a suprise) 'smuchmuch')
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yana View Post
    Though the defendant refused to testify directly, it's counsel, GlaDos, was quoted as stating that, "The cube certainly never said such a thing, and in fact cannot speak."
    In unrelated news, GlaDos and the companion cube were seen togeter at the robot swiming pool earlyer this week.
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    Also looking for buddies to do the co-op. I've done the first 3 sets of chambers.
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    I've also played about three sets of chambers, would be good to finish them - are you somewhere near GMT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn View Post
    I've also played about three sets of chambers, would be good to finish them - are you somewhere near GMT?
    I'm guessing it would be as his location says England
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlebottom View Post
    I'm guessing it would be as his location says England
    So it does!

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    So, I have yet to play this game, but I was watching a friend play it, and I saw the end. The boss battle looked a little lackluster, mostly an upgrade of Portal's boss battle, but the ending itself was RIDICULOUS and SPECTACULAR and BEAUTIFUL. The turret song is ridiculously catchy and heavenly, in its own strange way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn View Post
    I've also played about three sets of chambers, would be good to finish them - are you somewhere near GMT?
    I am indeed GMT. What's your steam name?
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    'rowanhold' - but hopefully, I just added you

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeGuitarrem View Post
    So, I have yet to play this game, but I was watching a friend play it, and I saw the end. The boss battle looked a little lackluster, mostly an upgrade of Portal's boss battle, but the ending itself was RIDICULOUS and SPECTACULAR and BEAUTIFUL. The turret song is ridiculously catchy and heavenly, in its own strange way.
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    in the developer commentry it was supposed to have the bombs he uses, 2 turrets, and multiple crushers spread about. but they took the turrets and the crushers out because it made it "too hard"
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    Oh, by the way guys.

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    Oh, by the way guys.

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    Oh, by the way guys.

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    Were in space!
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    Do you know what I would say to that.

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    Do you know what I would say to that.

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    I know you are mate. Yep, we're both in space.

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    Fact: Space does not exist.

    People that insist on going into space are inferior to people who don't.
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    Fact: Space does not exist.

    People that insist on going into space are inferior to people who don't.
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    At some point in their lives one in every six children will be abducted by the Dutch.
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