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2013-03-28, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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[Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.
We would like to ask, please, no smoking in the establishment unless you are on fire. We understand that there are often exceptions. Thank you for understanding. Be sure to enjoy your stay.
If your characters are upstairs, please use this thread to avoid confusing the other occupants
Description:
SpoilerThe inn is . . . indescribable. Size wise, anyway. It has as many tables as needed, and as many chairs as needed. So that needn't be said as well.
The floors are rough hewn logs. In fact the whole inn is made of wood, with a solid foundation of stones. There is a downstairs common room of tables and private booths, and an upstairs with bedrooms. There is a bar, behind the bar is a kitchen. The tables and seats are made of wood. The private booths are also made of wood but the seats are cushioned by dirty and torn pillows. There is also a basement that acts as storage for the drinks and food (and a secret meeting place). Access to the basement is through the kitchen.
Renn usually keeps a heavy crossbow already cocked and loaded under the bar. He also has a sleeping power next to it that he sometimes uses on the crossbow bolts or sprinkles into a rowdy drunks drink.
The inn as a whole can be described as a little dirty and run down, but at the same time its homey.
Current Staff:
Renn and Naku - Barkeeps and Managers
Fade - Barboy
- Barmaid
Fear and Sorrow - Bar Peoplez
Colin Aldaro - Waiter
Strahd - Cook
Songdancer - Bard
NOW HIRING: No one, really. We're pretty much okay.
THE MENU:
SpoilerBe sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines*:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine imported straight from Elven lands unless the cart turned
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Bar Drinks*:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight but a tad . . . swampy
Shocker Lizards Chider Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up electro-zaps!
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice. PINEAPPLE!!
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps. *sneak sneak sneak*
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie drink and your sword explodes.
Coffee - buzzzzz.
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down. . . .
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you... (Doesn't actually make your liver explode)*
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liqueur, excellent over ice. And while you're asleep, she'll loot your body
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Manticore Martini a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.*
Melon Juice relaxes the mind - Now available without alcohol!
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar Coffee? Tea? Monster?
Beholder's Earl Grey - It's a tea named after everyone's favorite abberation. Need I say more? Yes, actually. What's in it?
Root Beer For those who have a weak stomach*
Cold Milk For the kids*
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy.
Apple Cider - Non-alcoholic, fruity goodness!
Beers, Ales & Such*:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy Then your tummy explodes!
Grim Brewery brand Ginger Ale - deathly good*
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Pirate's Drink (Rum) - Be drunk while saying "Yarrr!"
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind*
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly*
Fizzy Drinks: (courtesy of Leigh and Mee. Thanks!)*
Blueberry buzz - Spyte soda, with blueberries, and blueberry syrup in it.
Banana beer - Root beer, banana slices, whipped cream on the top, and a cherry on that.
Leigh special - A warm coffee (Bubbly, of course...with your choice of a hazelnut or chocolate flavor), with a swirl of peppermint, a stick of cocoa, and optional sprinkles and whipped cream.*
Triple threat - Root beer and coffee swirled together, with a lemon wedge jammed on the rim.*
K's special - Carbonated water, mixed with cream, pineapple flavoring, coconut sprinkled on top, then a few strawberries dropped into it. Very good.*
Ice cream float - Your choice of flavors.
The cute drink - Just like K's special, but it has some fruit on the top. A lime slice as a smile, and two cherries as eyes. It's cute. It also comes with a little umbrella.*
Spryte - the regular, boring drink.
Food:
Peanuts*
Chips & Dip and salsa!*
Curry - Chicken, beef, pork, or seafood
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)*
Pork Chops
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) Served with a lemon wedge or lime.
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed for all those avians out there.
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw purple, mauve, hamster.
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey but not. See?
And anything else you may want. Just ask.
Dessert:
Muffins
Brownies*
Milkshake
Cookies
Pie (Pick a flavor)
*Can substitute the alcohol for a magical liquid that can make anybody drunk, no matter what the resistance, for a little extra.
We hope you enjoy your stay at the Dancing Fox Inn!
Some Excellent Poems
Dancing Fox Inn and DFI '09
The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town
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Older threads;
Side note: The DFI is not in any way, shape, or form, inside Inside. It's just a quiet little place off somewhere, that would like to stay free from apoco-plawts, various inter-warring factions, and all that jazz.
Everyone is equally welcome here, just please leave it at the door.LGBTitP
The CHALLENGE|My Poetry|My Short Stories
Fantastic FFTA Assassin Viera avvie by the fabulous Jokasti
SpoilerSnow Flake: My Little Toshiro Hitsugaya Pony by Smuchmuch
Kyasarin Shihan drawing by the talented Moon Wolf
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2013-03-28, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
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- Definitely lost
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Spako Highclaws by Ceika.
[Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]
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2013-03-28, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- in the glory box
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Thryza grins. Pecan pie and cherry pie. Clearly we are the best.
🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-28, 09:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- I go places
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur giggles. "I think we established that we're the best last night, though I don't mind hearing it again."
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2013-03-28, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
LGBTitP
The CHALLENGE|My Poetry|My Short Stories
Fantastic FFTA Assassin Viera avvie by the fabulous Jokasti
SpoilerSnow Flake: My Little Toshiro Hitsugaya Pony by Smuchmuch
Kyasarin Shihan drawing by the talented Moon Wolf
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2013-03-28, 10:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- in the glory box
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-28, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- I go places
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur just keeps a goofy grin on her face while Thyrza orders pie for them.
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2013-03-28, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- in the glory box
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Thryza squeezes her hand with a giggle, waiting for their desserts.
🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-28, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- I go places
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur reciprocates the squeeze. "I don't know if I've said this, but I'm glad you told me about your crush. This is the best couple of days I've had in a long time."
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2013-03-28, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
NPC robot waiter Colin stands around, waiting to be controlled by any player that sees fit to do so.
LGBTitP
The CHALLENGE|My Poetry|My Short Stories
Fantastic FFTA Assassin Viera avvie by the fabulous Jokasti
SpoilerSnow Flake: My Little Toshiro Hitsugaya Pony by Smuchmuch
Kyasarin Shihan drawing by the talented Moon Wolf
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2013-03-28, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
- Location
- in the glory box
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-28, 10:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- I go places
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur is about to respond when the pies arrive. She smiles and squeezes Thyrza's hand before starting on the slice of cherry pie.
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2013-03-28, 10:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- in the glory box
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Thryza enjoys hers, taking this one slow and savoring it.
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2013-03-28, 10:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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- In the Playground
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
And lo, there was pie and it was good.
Not as insane as Strahd's usual fare though.
He'd never really figured out anything that can be done with pie.
Except tasting really, really delicious.Meese Mobster by smuchmuch.
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2013-03-28, 10:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur is a bit quicker about eating her dessert, but still enjoys it.
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2013-03-28, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Thryza eventually finishes.
This was the best date I've ever had.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-28, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
"Really? No one's ever provided a better date for you?" Hildur can't help but be a little surprised by this.
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2013-03-28, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Not really---I mean, I've had dates in classier locations and in classier attire and stuff, but this is just really fun and really sweet...
Now that I think about it, though, I have a history of dating blond guys and girls.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-28, 11:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur giggles again. "Well, I haven't had many dates to compare this to, but it's the best date I've ever had too. So far, anyway."
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2013-03-29, 01:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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- Fever dreams
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
"It's better, though it's not as straightforward as it might seem." Tavlii lets go of the ghost-girl to set her down, and stands from her seat, and takes up her colorless drink. It's still not quite empty.
On the contrary, she's probably a great attraction. See who can provoke the most reaction from Sasha.
Tavlii walks up to her, probably with Cerise. "See something interesting?"
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2013-03-29, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- In hiding. Always hiding.
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Jamie gets as much reaction as the prior people who waved and smiled at Sasha.
Bah. Don't know how anyone would know it's a girl. Could be a halfling. Could be a boy! Doesn't seem like it belongs in an inn at any rate.
"Yes."
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2013-03-29, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-29, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur smiles and reaches for Thyrza's hand. "Shall we pay and head home?"
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2013-03-29, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Alrighty, sounds good!
Thryza reaches into her coat for her money with ag rin.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-29, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur keeps a grin on her face while sliding her chair a bit away from the table. "You don't want me to pay?"
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2013-03-29, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Aw, I can pay, sweets, don't worry about it.
She giggles, putting down the money and starting to get up.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-29, 02:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur stands as well, adjusting her shirt. "In that case, let me get you home," she says.
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2013-03-29, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Thryza takes her hand, grinning, as they head out.
🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2013-03-29, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- I go places
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
Hildur tries to grab Thyrza around the waist as they step out, so that she can fly them both back home.
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2013-03-29, 10:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Floating in the void
Re: [Nexus] Dancing Fox Inn VII: Our Waitstaff Can Be In Three Places At Once
It's appearance suggests more feminine traits.
Floating alongside Tavlii, Cerise keeps a tight hold of this other girl who can touch ghosts. If she's gonna be offered material contact, she's certainly gonna take advantage of it when it's there!
She reaches out to the figure, and tries to gently touch its cloak with a small smile, continuing on with the dual-person inquiries. "And what in particular would that be?"Avatar of Furude Setsuna, by Telasi.Originally Posted by Akagi