My Little Pony VII: The Grand Galloping Thread

[SiuiS]

Every time my avatar has changed it has been with the intention of giving me an additional few seconds confusion in the event of a dance fight.

SO THAT IS HOW YOU WON >:(

I like ponies.

Simple, potent. There is much I could learn from your ways. Gracious me it's 6 am why can't I go without you guys for 18 hours T^T

[Kris Strife]

1) Nice Avatar.
2) Oh great. You see, I identify people by avatar. Every time someone changes their avatar, it takes me weeks to remember who they are.

Even for people with completely generic, forum default avatars? I can never come up with something I'd actually like for mine.

[Gamerlord]

STATUS REPORT ON "MY LITTLE WITCHER 2: ASSASSIN OF ALICORNS , LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP TRAILER":
Still beating heart audio has been successfully removed from video. Still determining whether Twilight or Big Mac should be Geralt, trying to figure out who will be the dead king's head, and who Rarity will be.

Also, found this on Poniborru, AWSESOME:

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Pony Geralt.

[Irbis]

Still beating heart audio has been successfully removed from video. Still determining whether Twilight or Big Mac should be Geralt, trying to figure out who will be the dead king's head, and who Rarity will be.

Trixie. She has the whitest hair, after all :P

[Raz_Fox]

- People stalk Lauren Faust? I WILL BUILD AN UNDERGROUND COMPLEX RUN BY A ROGUE AI WITH THE OBJECTIVE OF BUILDING A PORTAL TO PONYVILLE

My Bookdemons have already completed the construction of my subterranean complex, which is overseen by a eleventh-dimensional being trapped within an outdated Gallifreyan iPhone. Its insights into pans-dimensional travel mean that I shall have my portal to Ponyville within a week.

And then I will kidnap Rarity. Mwahahaha.


TOP THAT, SOULBRO.

[Gamerlord]

Trixie. She has the whitest hair, after all :P

I already have Trixie set as the Kingslayer (Or in this case, Alicornslayer.)

EDIT: Unreleated but funny picture:

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Starcraft variant:

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Whoever did the Starcraft one messed up though.

[the_druid_droid]

For a moment there I thought it would go:

- People drive pony cars? I WILL FIND AN ACTUAL REAL AND BREATHING RAINBOW DASH TO FLY ON!

Please excuse me while I go genetically engineer some things... <.< >.>

[Raz_Fox]

Fanfiiiiiiction so sweet and tasty
Fanfiiiiiiction don't be too hasty
Fanfic, fanfic fanfic fanfiiiiiiiiiiic!

Now that I have your attention, Misted Stage Chapter 4 is ready for critique. This was a real hay to get right, and I still think it's the odd chapter out, but I hope you enjoy.

Also, for those of you who haven't read the first three chapters but would like to, I'm compiling my finished chapters here.


@DeadManSleeping: So, I'd like to go over and critique your fanfic, but I'd like to do that after you've made the grammatical changes that have already been pointed out to you. So if you could let me know when that's done, I'd be happy as a bird.

@AllOtherFanficAuthors: Is anyone in need of a reader? Let me know, and I'd be happy to help. (I'm sorry if I missed your post, sometimes Raz is a derp. Just address me directly and I'll get the hint.)

[Kyouhen]

1) Nice Avatar.
2) Oh great. You see, I identify people by avatar. Every time someone changes their avatar, it takes me weeks to remember who they are.

This is why when I change my avatar I try to keep it resembling my normal one in some vague way. Even in theme weeks. Seriously, took me forever to come up with an avatar I'm happy with and I'll be damned if I'm going to throw it away.

...Which raises a question, what would the cutie mark be for a pony who is seriously indecisive? Maybe not the right word, but the type of pony who comes up with something awesome but as soon as they've done it they find something even more awesome that they'd rather do. Kinda like ADD but not quite.

[the_druid_droid]

Fanfiiiiiiction so sweet and tasty
Fanfiiiiiiction don't be too hasty
Fanfic, fanfic fanfic fanfiiiiiiiiiiic!

Well, since you mention it Raz, I wouldn't mind you having a look at my work so far (very incomplete, but I'd like to know how it's shaping up anyway). Here is the link.

Also, I'll have a look at the Misted Stage stuff once I'm off work (I've been meaning to read it anyway).

[darthbobcat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLZv...&feature=feedu WATCH THIS. NOW.

[Irbis]

This is why when I change my avatar I try to keep it resembling my normal one in some vague way. Even in theme weeks. Seriously, took me forever to come up with an avatar I'm happy with and I'll be damned if I'm going to throw it away.

...but your avatar seems to be completely new... :P

...Which raises a question, what would the cutie mark be for a pony who is seriously indecisive? Maybe not the right word, but the type of pony who comes up with something awesome but as soon as they've done it they find something even more awesome that they'd rather do. Kinda like ADD but not quite.

2 mangers?

[Jahkaivah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLZv...&feature=feedu WATCH THIS. NOW.

do bee do bee do ba doo bee do bee do ba

[Grif]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLZv...&feature=feedu WATCH THIS. NOW.

The tune is familiar. Hm... which cartoon was it from again?

[Jahkaivah]

The tune is familiar. Hm... which cartoon was it from again?

"Ah Perry the Platypus! You should probably be reading this in my voice now!"

[kpenguin]

Phineas and Ferb meets ponies? God, its like my two favorite cartoons currently on air mixed together in one ice cream sundae of awesome.

[Mewtarthio]

...Which raises a question, what would the cutie mark be for a pony who is seriously indecisive? Maybe not the right word, but the type of pony who comes up with something awesome but as soon as they've done it they find something even more awesome that they'd rather do. Kinda like ADD but not quite.

It would probably be based on whatever it is they're actually good at doing once they set their minds to it. Unless their special talent is indecisiveness, in which case their mark should be a written apology from whatever entity was responsible for that.

Also, I know I'm a page late, but:

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Collective equine, collective equine,
Aaaaahhh...

(Collective equine!)
I used to wonder who comrades could be,
(Collective equine!)
'Til we rose and killed the damned burgoisie!

Grand rebellion!
Triumph chorus!
Beloved friends,
As one victorious!
Every man shares
Every property!
And happiness is mandatory!

Oh,
Collective equine!
Do they know you are my loyal comraaaaaaddddeee?

[AlterForm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLZv...&feature=feedu WATCH THIS. NOW.

Agent B! Dr. Hoofenshmirtz has been going around buying up all the erasers and dish soap in town! He must be up to no good! We need you to go put a stop to it, right away!

Ee'yup.

[Grif]

"Ah Perry the Platypus! You should probably be reading this in my voice now!"

Ah. No wonder I can't place it. Only watched that show a few times. Funny how the tune subconsciously stuck though.

[Irbis]

Also, I know I'm a page late, but:

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Collective equine, collective equine,
Aaaaahhh...

(Collective equine!)
I used to wonder who comrades could be,
(Collective equine!)
'Til we rose and killed the damned burgoisie!

Grand rebellion!
Triumph chorus!
Beloved friends,
As one victorious!
Every man shares
Every property!
And happiness is mandatory!

Oh,
Collective equine!
Do they know you are my loyal comraaaaaaddddeee?

A) Should have been 'colt' or anything instead of 'man';
B) 'Red revolution' instead of 'Grand rebellion', maybe?

:P

[Etcetera]

Every colt shares
Every property!

Replacing the second every with all would probably roll off the tongue better.

I criticize because I want this it be made, since it'll be awesome.

[Grif]

Another crossover that totally should have been done 10 minutes ago.

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DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!

[darthbobcat]

Fic Proposal, this one isn't up for grabs. DIBS.

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
But sans cutie mark's no way to spend it
So our little crusaders go out of their way
To find out their own special taaaaaalent

LIKE MAYBE
Riding a zip line
Or trying out pillows
Or feeding a whole bunch of pigs

Baking a whole bunch of stuff THAT ISN'T A CINDER (Apple Bloom: Mean.)
Or learning algebra trig!

Making a song and dance
Go on a trip to France
to learn how to make cheese souffle (oui oui!)

It doesn't matter what
long as we get our marks
Who cares what they are anyway?

As you can see
There's just loads to try
Before school starts this fall (Come on Big Mac!)

So stick with us 'cause
Bloom, Belle and Scootaloo
Are gonna try it all!
So stick with us 'cause
Bloom, Belle and Scootaloo
Are gonna try it all!

A shortfic with a Phineas and Ferb style plot. The Crusaders are trying to earn their cutie marks via some method. Twist shows up asking them "whatcha doin'?" and joins in. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, still enraged over their Cutcinera being ruined, follow them and try to catch them doing something dangerous so they can get them in trouble with their sisters. Big Mac promises to show up for their big event. "After all, it ain't like ah do much 'sides chores. It'll be fun."

Then, Agent B (Big Macintosh) is ordered by Princess Celestia to investigate a scheme by The Great and Powerful Trixie to get revenge on Twilight Sparkle. (Great and Powerful Trixie Incorporated!) This is apparently a regular occurrence. Trixie reveals sad details of her past in Unteruberunterberg. The two plots come together, with Big Mac showing up in the crowd thanks to amazing coincidence (oh, there you are, Big Mac!). Applejack and Rarity become more convinced that Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara are insane.

Roll credits.

Silver Spoon: AAAAAAAAAH! THERE'S A GATOR IN MY SADDLE!
Rapper: Tell me what's making you leap and babble
GIMP GATOR IN MY SADDLE.

[AlterForm]

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MOOOOOOOM!

Phineas and Ferb are crossing over into other fandoms!

[darthbobcat]

MOOOOOOOM!

Phineas and Ferb are crossing over into other fandoms!

That's nice dear. Do you want regular or creamed corn tonight?

[AlterForm]

...And Applejack would definitely be wearing an ushanka rather than her cowboy hat.

I am thinkink:

"Applejack" too happy of name for proper comrade-pony. Vee farm potatoes in Soviet Equestria, yah? Am thinkink dat "Potatojack" much better name for diminutive equine. Also, three potatoes in triankle not looking very comrade-proper. Look better if three potatoes are in single-file line on little flank.

Other thinkinks on dis?

I'm totally doing "Twilight Matte" next. :P

[Etcetera]

I am thinkink:

"Applejack" too happy of name for proper comrade-pony. Vee farm potatoes in Soviet Equestria, yah? Am thinkink dat "Potatojack" much better name for diminutive equine. Also, three potatoes in triankle not looking very comrade-proper. Look better if three potatoes are in single-file line on little flank.

Other thinkinks on dis?

I'm totally doing "Twilight Matte" next. :P

Surely Applejack should be some sort of Russian drink with vodka in it. Now, what do Russians drink with their vodka.
...
Forget I asked.

Also, Twilight Matte is best pony name ever.

[the_druid_droid]

I am thinkink:

Other thinkinks on dis?

I'm totally doing "Twilight Matte" next. :P

Only one comrade: is Sovjet, not Soviet!

Also, in Sovjet Equestria, Ponies watch you! (Sorry, couldn't resist)

[Lix Lorn]

Only one comrade: is Sovjet, not Soviet!

Also, in Sovjet Equestria, Ponies watch you! (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Like Pinkie?

[Dvandemon]

Fanfiiiiiiction so sweet and tasty
Fanfiiiiiiction don't be too hasty
Fanfic, fanfic fanfic fanfiiiiiiiiiiic!

You know I found a great remix of that song by MasterlinkX. Hold on...