[NEXUS] OoC 19: Et tu, Ninja-Pirate Zombie?

[ThirdEmperor]

Let's face it. You can't escape, no-one can. This is the Nexus, and it will never let you leave.

[Maxios]

Welcome back, DC

[ThePhantom]

Welcome back, DC.

[TechnoScrabble]

>.>

<.<

Hi guys.

To be honest I'm surprised I even sorta made it this long before starting up again.

OHDEARSTUFFYAY!

[Mina Kobold]

OHDEARSTUFFYAY!

Techno! Just the person I need!

Did you reply to my last post in Inside? Or do I need to bring out the poking cards?

...

What do you mean "Poker has nothing to do with poking"?

[TechnoScrabble]

Techno! Just the person I need!

Did you reply to my last post in Inside? Or do I need to bring out the poking cards?

...

What do you mean "Poker has nothing to do with poking"?

I think I responded...the goop was shattered and shaking about violently.

[Mina Kobold]

I think I responded...the goop was shattered and shaking about violently.

I responded to that here:

Nach'tt sighs and turns to face the wolfhounds.

"Uuuuh, gidak?"

If the Wolfhounds understand The Koboldian dialect of Draconic they may understand that as a greeting. If a very nervous one.

Didn't I?

[Halae]

Alright, Earl just gave me an item that will let me warp my character's body to whatever I want it to be. Any specifications.

I kind of what it to be something extremely funny, but I'm not entirely sure what to choose. Any suggestions, Guys?

[ThePhantom]

A giant, as in bigger than a city block, red dragon. Watch as he can't go inside to any building. Wonder what happened to the sun as he flies overhead.

[Reinholdt]

A cat with a blue star! >>

Alternatively a gopher.

[ThirdEmperor]

Obviously, he should turn into a mouse, so that he can join the Mouse Mafia.

[Halae]

All good suggestions, but I was intending more for something still humanoid in shape

Besides, He's already turned down joining the mouse rebellion that McBish presented. he probably wouldn't be interested in a mafia.

[Lix Lorn]

A half demon like you!
(shot so many times)

[The Alexandrian]

Harnel should be able to resemble his lover, Cessie, when he wears the amulet (you'd have to ask Shadowcaller first, though).

Think of how awkward that would be at parties, especially if the effect didn't wear off until after Cessie and Harnel's union...

It would also prevent Cessie and Harnel from curtaining so often!

[Reinholdt]

All good suggestions, but I was intending more for something still humanoid in shape

Besides, He's already turned down joining the mouse rebellion that McBish presented. he probably wouldn't be interested in a mafia.

A nymph.

[Earl of Purple]

A prehensile blue tentacle growing from his nose and bunny ears!

A second tongue, this one yellow!

A third foot!

A thin layer of purple fur!

Green spots on his horns and teeth!

An arm growing from his liver!

A liver growing from his arm!

[happyturtle]

He should turn into his fantasy image of Cessie, with massive hips and breasts.

[Lix Lorn]

It would also prevent Cessie and Harnel from curtaining so often!

Wanna bet?

[ThirdEmperor]

All good suggestions, but I was intending more for something still humanoid in shape

Besides, He's already turned down joining the mouse rebellion that McBish presented. he probably wouldn't be interested in a mafia.

Whether or not he's "interested" in joining the mafia doesn't matter. It's called an offer you can't refuse.

Unless you're really polite about it. Then you can refuse. Politeness is important, people!

[Murkus]

Welcome back, DeeCee.

Also, Harnel? I'm not sure how good an idea it was to give a character like Fettina an endless supply of money. Even if it's magical. >.>

And... I don't have a vote. Hm. Too many suggestions.

[Gullara]

Wanna bet?

I do. *puts all money I have and will ever make on it*

This is Cessie we're talking about.

[Lix Lorn]

I don't know who she is. XD

[ThirdEmperor]

Also, Harnel? I'm not sure how good an idea it was to give a character like Fettina an endless supply of money. Even if it's magical. >.>

Too much money, you say? Hmm.. I would think that if someone rolled into town and spent a massive amount of money like Fettina just did, certain very dangerous criminal elements might hear of it?

[Murkus]

She bought most of the big stuff in her world. Just to avoid the Inside government noticing all her money and deciding to scan it.

However, she has paid for a couple Nexus things in hefty platinum bars. I have no doubt someone could hear about her living large this way.

[ThirdEmperor]

Alrighty, this should be amusing.

[Halae]

*dies of laughter from responses*

Ye gods people.

Alright, at least you've given me an idea. The necklace will make him turn into a woman! Yes, it's permanent, but the gender changing effect will activate only when it gets put on, every time it's put on, with no regard for when it's taken off. The second time he puts it on, he'll turn back into a man... but of course, the third time will turn him back into a woman

[Earl of Purple]

But... But... I didn't roll 'wearer swaps gender'!

*Checks 20 possibilities*

Oh, wait, that necklace isn't the D20 Artifact that could swap genders.

Never mind, please carry on.

[Murkus]

I'm surprised gender-swaps don't happen more often around here.

Or perhaps I just haven't been here long enough.

[The Bushranger]

I'm surprised gender-swaps don't happen more often around here.

Or perhaps I just haven't been here long enough.

*looks at Brendan*
*looks at Ashna*
*whistles innocently away...*

[Murkus]

On an unrelated note, if anyone knows much about Magic the Gathering lore, I think I've inadvertently ripped off Phyrexia with my semi-organic machine monster.

Of course, I don't think they have similar goals...