D&D Demotivators level IV: Ability Increase

[TheCountAlucard]

Being short does not make one any less awesome. I think that Bruce Lee and Ronnie James Dio were pretty badass, despite being about three feet tall.

Slightly more on topic, here is one that only some people might get:

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Yeah, I get it, but you might not want to post that one. Language, y'know?

[GoblinArchmage]

Yeah, I get it, but you might not want to post that one. Language, y'know?

I thought that might be an issue. I'll redo it real quick.

[Necroticplague]

You think that's bad, I just learned that supposedly Wolverine is only 5' 3".

I thought Wolverine being short was a running gag of sorts.

[Parra]

I thought Wolverine being short was a running gag of sorts.

Maybe that was the intention, but I find the humor falls a little short of the mark

[PersonMan]

Maybe that was the intention, but I find the humor falls a little short of the mark

[standard 'I cannot stand your un-bear-able puns' response]

Really, I have to axe you, ore you going to continue this path?

[Tiki Snakes]

I thought Wolverine being short was a running gag of sorts.

I don't really know that I'd call it a running gag as such, he's just really short. Or is supposed to be. They almost always leave that bit out in the various adapations.

[Admiral Squish]

According to the DBZ wiki, Krillin is supposed to be 5'0". Which seems a bit... optimistic. I woulda guessed like 4'6" or something in there.

[DoctorGlock]

Okay, challenge taken...

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What is the source on this power (I assume it's a power, psionics get the better names), I cannot seem to find it.

[Yora]

I think it's a cleric spell.

[DoctorGlock]

I think it's a cleric spell.

Odd, I can't find it anywhere. Is it 3.5?

[Yora]

Let's see what goolge says:

Spell Compendium p. 194, Wiz7.

[randomhero00]

I don't really know that I'd call it a running gag as such, he's just really short. Or is supposed to be. They almost always leave that bit out in the various adapations.

Yeah. He's supposed to be juxtaposed to the hulk after all who becomes massive. Plus its in his name. Wolverines are actually pretty small, but really vicious in fights.

[NeoSeraphi]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED... Sort of.

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I broke out laughing. Seriously, that is just perfect.

[Yora]

No idea who ever thought a 100 attack full-attack could be a practical idea.

[Hiro Protagonest]

No idea who ever thought a 100 attack full-attack could be a practical idea.

But it's the hundred-handed ones! Seriously though, what I don't get is that he can swing 100 swords in six seconds but can't swing more than one if he moves.

[TheCountAlucard]

But it's the hundred-handed ones! Seriously though, what I don't get is that he can swing 100 swords in six seconds but can't swing more than one if he moves.

I dunno, I like that better than the hydra, who has no incentive at all to make a full attack, since it can make the exact same number of attacks while getting to move.

And don't even get me started on attacks of opportunity.

[The Tygre]

16 posts! No posters! ****ing wasteful!

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None mine. Get back to work.

[Drglenn]

No idea who ever thought a 100 attack full-attack could be a practical idea.

Oh, those things. I remember them, we summoned 32 of them in one turn against the final boss of the last 3.5 campaign I was in :P

[Kris Strife]

According to the DBZ wiki, Krillin is supposed to be 5'0". Which seems a bit... optimistic. I woulda guessed like 4'6" or something in there.

I suspect he was lying or wearing platform shoes at the time... Or maybe he flew to make himself look tall enough to ride the big rollercoasters?

He's about 2/3 the height of Goku, who's at most 5'8" so he's definitely not 5' tall.

[RandomNPC]

Back on topic, a new challenger appears!

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Source?

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[Urpriest]

16 posts! No posters! ****ing wasteful!

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None mine. Get back to work.

Anyone know if there are any Dinotopia RPGs out there? This gives me a real hankering for one...

Also, Challenge Response (sort of):

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[The Underlord]

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[Howler Dagger]

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[Mikeavelli]

Source?

Tax:

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The image is just one I found while on another forum in a video game art thread. It's from the old SNES game Earthbound, specifically the final battle where the end boss is invincible to everything except the 'pray' command, which has been more or less worthless up until this point.

non-challenge tax:

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[Dante & Vergil]

I guess I'll try my hand at this.

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What's this guy from?

[tyckspoon]

What's this guy from?

That appears to be the Shin Megami Tensei rendition of Metatron. Specifically, I think that's the Nocturne version, although it might be Digital Devil Saga. Where that specific art is from? Haven't a clue.

[Iamyourking]

Close, it's the Persona 3 version. The poster in question is a reference to the Immortals Handbook and its First Ones (Over-Overgods), of which Metatron is one.

[Miscast_Mage]

Just a quick one here from a webcomic called Darken, which I heartily recommend. Here's the first page.

Also; CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

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Why yes, I have been binging on dawn of war lately. :3

[Yora]

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[Fear_Zod]

here is something i cooked up

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