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  1. 2011-08-14, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #841
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    A short series: The Five 'F's of Dragonslaying, as relayed to the party by a very battered, mostly illiterate dragonslayer.
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  2. 2011-08-14, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #842
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  3. 2011-08-14, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #843
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    I just wanted to say how beautiful that was, and thank you for posting it.
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  4. 2011-08-14, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #844
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    That last one of Tam gave me idea for this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tam_OConnor View Post
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    Ok, I NEED to know where this pic came from, and what it's of.
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  7. 2011-08-15, 07:06 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #847
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackfang108 View Post
    Ok, I NEED to know where this pic came from, and what it's of.
    Assuming Google didn't fail me, this should be where it's from:
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    Saintheart, thankyouthankyouthankyou! What a great idea!

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  12. 2011-08-15, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #852
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    I'll get the rice.

    But I won't bake the cake. For the good of everybody involved.
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  14. 2011-08-15, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #854
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    I'll get the rice.

    But I won't bake the cake. For the good of everybody involved.
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  15. 2011-08-16, 04:25 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #855
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    So, basically you're claiming that level 11 wizard will wipe the floor with any epic third tier class?

    I find that hard to believe. And yes, I know how much a wizard can be optimized. But still... I just don't buy it.
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  17. 2011-08-16, 06:29 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #857
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    The first person to use the meme gets a bullet...
    I cast my doubts over the authenticity of the cake!
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    I cast my doubts over the authenticity of the cake!
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  19. 2011-08-16, 08:13 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #859
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    The first person to use the meme gets a bullet...
    Even, if it's as classy as this?
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  21. 2011-08-16, 12:02 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #861
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordokai View Post
    So, basically you're claiming that level 11 wizard will wipe the floor with any epic third tier class?

    I find that hard to believe. And yes, I know how much a wizard can be optimized. But still... I just don't buy it.
    The reference is harder to get it you didn't watch the show. Wizardmon lost in a straight up fight with the bad guy but it seemed like he had a solution to every problem that showed up. Someone's petrified "no problem I have an anti petrification spell", we need to hurry "I can teleport faster that any of you can move", there's a river in the way "I can fly", etc..
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  22. 2011-08-16, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #862
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotep View Post
    we need to hurry "I can teleport faster that any of you can move", there's a river in the way "I can fly", etc..
    Why would he fly across the river if he can teleport across it?
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    Why would he fly across the river if he can teleport across it?
    I think flight was basically something he could do at will, not so much a spell. But its been years since I saw the show. So why waste a spell to teleport when he could just float his way on over?
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    Why would he fly across the river if he can teleport across it?
    Because why would you waste pp on Psionic Dimension Door if you'll get there just fine with the Psionic Flight you already have up? He's already got flight up for combat, so he may as well use it unless he needs to be somewhere right now.

    Also, because flight (with a cape, no less) looks more badass so long as the situation isn't urgent (not getting there in time can be badass but generally earns negative points).
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    I cast my doubts over the authenticity of the cake!
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    Objection! the second one is a wyvern and I must congratulate the severing of the tail.
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    Objection! the second one is a wyvern and I must congratulate the severing of the tail.
    I object to your objection. Wyverns are dragons too. :)
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  28. 2011-08-16, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #868
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    I object to your objection. Wyverns are dragons too. :)
    I object to your objection of the objection. Wyverns aren't true dragons in D&D, and this thread is about D&D demotivators.
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    I object to your objection of the objection. Wyverns aren't true dragons in D&D, and this thread is about D&D demotivators.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swiftmongoose View Post
    I object to your objection of the objection. Wyverns aren't true dragons in D&D, and this thread is about D&D demotivators.
    I object to your objection of the objection of the objection. While wyverns are not true dragons, they are still dragons, just like lung dragons and dragon turtles.
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