D&D Demotivators level IV: Ability Increase

[Welknair]

I think he used lightning bolt. Can't remember exactly.

When would that have been? I can't recall him using energy-based evocation at all.


Oh, I think you may have been thinking of Saruman when he called down the lightning to bring the mountain down on our intrepid band of adventurers. He Called some Lightning. Not Cleric, but still Divine at least.

[TheCountAlucard]

When would that have been? I can't recall him using energy-based evocation at all.

Check The Hobbit. He totally struck some goblins dead with lightning.

Still doable as a Cleric, though, with the right Domains.

[KnightDisciple]

The whole fight in the movie, and relevant section.

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[Eldan]

Gandalf's an outsider with SLAs.

[TheGeckoKing]

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[Welknair]

Check The Hobbit. He totally struck some goblins dead with lightning.

Still doable as a Cleric, though, with the right Domains.

Woops, totally forgot about that. And it's amazing what Domains'll do for you.

Gandalf's an outsider with SLAs.

This.

[Hiro Protagonest]

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Summon Bigger Fish?

[GoblinArchmage]

I guess I'll add another D one.

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I think you win.

[Traab]

I think he used lightning bolt. Can't remember exactly.

He also set pine cones on fire and chucked them at wargs. Not sure WHAT that spell would be called.

[Dusk Eclipse]

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I am not sure if this one has already been posted; but I found it lying in my photobucket

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He also set pine cones on fire and chucked them at wargs. Not sure WHAT that spell would be called.

Fire Seeds: Acorn Grenade Version

[Spiryt]

All I can say on the subject of Gandalf class is that I'm happy that Tolkien had no way to know D&D.

[Kobold-Bard]

He also set pine cones on fire and chucked them at wargs. Not sure WHAT that spell would be called.

Fire Seeds fluffed to work with pine cones?

[Gettles]

I am not sure if this one has already been posted; but I found it lying in my photobucket

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Fire Seeds: Acorn Grenade Version

I don't get it. The dude on the horse is clearly the PC.

[BillyBobJoe]

I don't get it. The dude on the horse is clearly the PC.

It's making a joke about how in Eberron, the standard role of elves and orcs are switched, because orcs are the tree-huggers, and Elves are the roving marauders.

[Dusk Eclipse]

In Eberron the first humanoid druids were orcs ( as opposed to your generic evil mook race) while Valenar elves have much more in common with the hordes lead by Attila the Hun than the usual tree hugging hippies.

[Blackfang108]

I don't get it. The dude on the horse is clearly the PC.

The whole point is that the Orc (half-orc?) is the one from the Druidic culture.

It's to show how Eberron was made to break the classical racial preconceptions that most Fantasy RPers, especially D&D players, have.

The guy on the horse is the BAD GUY. (in terms of motivations)

EDIT: friggin' Swordsages...

[Spiryt]

Well, I was pretty sure that Gettles was in fact joking in the Ebberon Demotivator's own style....

Anyway, not really D&D, but what I've seen recently.

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[Lappy9000]

It's making a joke about how in Eberron, the standard role of elves and orcs are switched, because orcs are the tree-huggers, and Elves are the roving marauders.

Of course, if it's an orc on East-side Khorvaire (likely, what with the Valenar elf), he could be one of the typical evulz orc. Gatekeepers are typically western Khorvaire.

[BillyBobJoe]

Well, I was pretty sure that Gettles was in fact joking in the Ebberon Demotivator's own style....

Ohhhhh, I get it now.

[Gettles]

Well, I was pretty sure that Gettles was in fact joking in the Ebberon Demotivator's own style....

Technically it was more of a "What is the difference between a Player Character and a roving murauder looking for a fight?" joke

[Lonely Tylenol]

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I was going to do a set with TRON and TRON: Legacy, but I figured that would be too obvious (I already feel bad enough for phoning it in on the second one).

[Kobold-Bard]

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[Morph Bark]

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[Saintheart]

And now, a few demotivators from the last vampire movie that sucked "blood" rather than "badly".

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[Saintheart]

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Well, unless you quicken the first spell and then cast Grease in the same round in order to ... uh ... yeah.

[Traab]

On that third pic, while on the surface it looks silly, isnt it basically that both of them are in a position to get a kill strike if blade pulls his sword back to decapitate Frost? Its awkward, but still not an ideal position for either of them. Especially since frost is more than capable of spin dodging to the side and not getting cut at all. And Frost wouldnt have cared anyways, since he was basically immune to sword death.

[Mordokai]

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I'm not sure I get it. Grease to... grease things along? To smooth everything up?

I will probably facepalm when you explain it. You will probably facepalm it before you explain it. But still... would you be kind enough?

[leakingpen]

AL-SO. A DA-LEK IS IN THAT PHO-TO-GRAPH.

Which is incorrect, as Dalek's are cyborgs.

[golentan]

I'm not sure I get it. Grease to... grease things along? To smooth everything up?

I will probably facepalm when you explain it. You will probably facepalm it before you explain it. But still... would you be kind enough?

Umm... Lubricants. For the sorts of situations where someone might wish they could cast a spell named Summon Monster XXX with results like those in the poster.

[DeadManSleeping]

Of course, grease only lasts 6 seconds per level. If that's your go-to, I hope you've also prepared bear's endurance

Also think about Extend Spell.