Blue's Blessed and Blissful Random Banter - RB #160

[Blue Ghost]

Welcome, friends, to the 160th Random Banter thread. May it be another celebration of friendship, community, and randomness!

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Past Random Banters

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Amotis' Random Banter #1
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
Jibar's Random Banter #6
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
Scorpina's Random Banter #70
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
Lucky’s Random Banter #73
Castaras's Random Banter #74
D'anna Biers RB #75
Zeb The Troll's RB#76
Eldpollard's RB #77
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Random Banter #117
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future
Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128
Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129
KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131
Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!
Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134
Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135
Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136
Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin
Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138
Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139
Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142
Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144)
Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145
Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147
Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148
Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149
Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150
Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151
Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152
Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153
MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155
Happy HalfTangible's Horrific Hail of Random Banter #156
AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157
LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158
Zaydos's Zany Zooetic Random Banter - RB #159

Let us begin!

[AtlanteanTroll]

good heavens, we're going THAT fast?

ITS A RB NINJA TRAIN!!

[MoonCat]

Ah, new thread!
<boogies>

Are we doing the same high speed talk still?

EDIT: You're the damn ninja AT, I would have posted 40 seconds ago if I hadn't posted in the last thread, how did you get in so fast?

[LaZodiac]

Mentioning it here for prostarity.

HARD ICE CREAM USED A CERTAIN BRAND OF SEA WEED TO CREATE THE PRODUCT THAT HARDENS IT. THEREFOR, ICE CREAM IS SEA WEED.

The end.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Are we doing the same high speed talk still?

No. And you weren't ninja'd. Not once. Never. Nope. N words in the negatory.

[Eruantion]

Ah, new thread!
<boogies>

Are we doing the same high speed talk still?

<boogies also> Again, I've never been around for a clean, proper thread transition <coughTrollcough> It's kind of exciting.

And if we can keep up, then yes

[Blue Ghost]

HOLY SMOKES YOU GUYS ARE FAST.
So... I've never made an RB thread before... I guess I'm officially one of you now, eh?

[Thufir]

OK, I'm copy pasta-ing this fom the previous thread since we've moved to this one:

Well it isn't a joke, nor is it serious ... What would you call it?

Poking fun? Pointing out the discrepancy in spelling between American and English is definitely not a pun, though.

It's kind of a play on words? I guess? I was really just screwing with him, I dunno if it's classifiable.

Not a play on words. How is it a play on words?

This also means that Ice Cream is really grass.

And tea is just hot leaf juice!

Everyone is of Primordial Soup/Ocean/Space Descent.

I think it's official. We have worked this discussion down to the very most basic level it can reach.

Not quite yet.
Everything is of hydrogen descent.
Hard to get any more basic than that.

Also, *Boogies*
Curly, get in here and boogie with me!

[MoonCat]

No. And you weren't ninja'd. Not once. Never. Nope. N words in the negatory.

You know you'd better ask Roland if you want to improve your mind control, frankly, that was territhere is no mind control citizen, go back your fun.

[AsteriskAmp]

Mentioning it here for prostarity.

HARD ICE CREAM USED A CERTAIN BRAND OF SEA WEED TO CREATE THE PRODUCT THAT HARDENS IT. THEREFOR, ICE CREAM IS SEA WEED.

The end.

Nope, Ice Cream descends from sea weed. And since sea weed descended from the same thing as humans A LONG TIME AGO, Humans are Ice Cream, and Sea Weed, and everything.

OK, I'm copy pasta-ing this fom the previous thread since we've moved to this one:



Poking fun? Pointing out the discrepancy in spelling between American and English is definitely not a pun, though.



Not a play on words. How is it a play on words?









Not quite yet.
Everything is of hydrogen descent.
Hard to get any more basic than that.

Also, *Boogies*
Curly, get in here and boogie with me!

Everything is from Quantum Fluctuation descent.
*-Elegantly Boogies-*

[MoonCat]

<boogies also> Again, I've never been around for a clean, proper thread transition <coughTrollcough> It's kind of exciting.

And if we can keep up, then yes

Troll? What is this? A forum troll or a rank troll? Or am I missing a pune or play on words?

HOLY SMOKES YOU GUYS ARE FAST.
So... I've never made an RB thread before... I guess I'm officially one of you now, eh?

you were laread yone of us Blue! and yeah, we're pretty fast when we try.

EDIT: That typo is so dumb I'm keeping it.

Nope, Ice Cream descends from sea weed. And since sea weed descended from the same thing as humans A LONG TIME AGO, Humans are Ice Cream, and Sea Weed, and everything.

I'm a pie!

[AsteriskAmp]

I'm a pie!

Well you could be one if you used Lemon Spice.

[Blue Ghost]

you were laread yone of us Blue! and yeah, we're pretty fast when we try.

EDIT: That typo is so dumb I'm keeping it.



I'm a pie!

Just goes to show how fast we were going.
*noms MoonCat*

[MoonCat]

Well you could be one if you used Lemon Spice.

I usually make mine with vanilla, cinnamon, sugar, secret spices, and pumpkin. The pie is now diamonds!

Just goes to show how fast we were going.
*noms MoonCat*

Oh look, Blue's gone off on another smother in hugs/propose/kiss/eat MoonCat adventure.

[AtlanteanTroll]

EDIT: You're the damn ninja AT, I would have posted 40 seconds ago if I hadn't posted in the last thread, how did you get in so fast?

Super secret training in the land of Snow. Sadly, my comp just crashed.

coughTrollcough>

You rang?

You know you'd better ask Roland if you want to improve your mind control, frankly, that was territhere is no mind control citizen, go back your fun.

Why? just because I've broken the chain of command?

Troll? What is this? A forum troll or a rank troll? Or am I missing a pune or play on words?

I am AtlanteanTroll, am sort of Trolling, and am in the Troll rank.

I AM A TROLL GOD!

[Eruantion]

Troll? What is this? A forum troll or a rank troll? Or am I missing a pune or play on words?



you were laread yone of us Blue! and yeah, we're pretty fast when we try.

EDIT: That typo is so dumb I'm keeping it.

It's a troll of the Atlantean variety

Do we have to have made a thread to be one of you? Am I not one of you?
Also, the typo made me lol

[Tragic_Comedian]

Never underestimate the power of agriculture.

[AsteriskAmp]

Does my briefly lived thread count to make me one of you (and also prevents me from creating another thread in... 45 threads?)?

Never underestimate the power of agriculture.

Or microbiology's ability to cultivate edible bacteria.

[MoonCat]

Super secret training in the land of Snow. Sadly, my comp just crashed.


You rang?


Why? just because I've broken the chain of command?


I am AtlanteanTroll, am sort of Trolling, and am in the Troll rank.

I AM A TROLL GOD!

You are a troll god (Mr Shine anyone?), but why did Eruantion mention you about the thread transition?

It's a troll of the Atlantean variety

Do we have to have made a thread to be one of you? Am I not one of you?
Also, the typo made me lol

My typo? I was silly.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Does my briefly lived thread count to make me one of you (and also prevents me from creating another thread in... 45 threads?)?

Of course. Brief ones are the best one. And having an RB doesn't make you one of use. Posting does. If having a RB thread made you one of us, I'd only have just recently joined.

EDIT:

You are a troll god (Mr Shine anyone?), but why did Eruantion mention you about the thread transition?

I made the 1st non OP post and it was Trollish? IDK.

[MoonCat]

Does my briefly lived thread count to make me one of you (and also prevents me from creating another thread in... 45 threads?)?



Or microbiology's ability to cultivate edible bacteria.

Bah, I don't think creating an RB thread is the standard for being part of us. Posting is though.

[CrimsonAngel]

*dance to the new thread gods*

[HalfTangible]

For the record:
Football/Association Football/Soccer = Football
Rugby Union = Football
Rugby League = Football
AFL/"Aussue Rules" = Football

(Despite the fact that only the first one deserves to be called football and not handegg.)

... hmmm... nope, don't see your point.

At all.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Bah, I don't think creating an RB thread is the standard for being part of us. Posting is though.

Hey, you were just ... Ah, never mind.

How does being in my Sig feel? Is it cozy? (That wasn't a creeper question, no sir. What do you know, Creeper is in the dictionary. Cool. I think Im having a sugar high, but I haven't had any sugar. No drugs either though. IM HIGH ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!)

[Eruantion]

You are a troll god (Mr Shine anyone?), but why did Eruantion mention you about the thread transition?



My typo? I was silly.

Of course. Brief ones are the best one. And having an RB doesn't make you one of use. Posting does. If having a RB thread made you one of us, I'd only have just recently joined.

EDIT:



I made the 1st non OP post and it was Trollish? IDK.

So I am one of you?

The only other RB transition I remember being around for was the one for which your avatar wears his shirt.

[AsteriskAmp]

Bah, I don't think creating an RB thread is the standard for being part of us. Posting is though.

Awww, aww as well to Atlantean's response, somehow Multi-quoting stopped working.

Cool. I think Im having a sugar high, but I haven't had any sugar. No drugs either though. IM HIGH ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!)

Same thing as me, though that's probably anxiety of having a school-less day tomorrow because of not so joyful (read: Political) circumstances.

[ragingrage]

Sugar is good
You can never have too much of a good thing
You can never have too much sugar

EDIT: ...I spend 5 seconds making my first post in RB, and there have already been two more ...This is scary.

[MoonCat]

Hey, you were just ... Ah, never mind.

How does being in my Sig feel? Is it cozy? (That wasn't a creeper question, no sir. What do you know, Creeper is in the dictionary. Cool. I think Im having a sugar high, but I haven't had any sugar. No drugs either though. IM HIGH ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!)

Hey I just what? OHGODDIDIDOSOMETHINGWRONGAMIGOINGTOBEOSTRACIZEDOHG OD!!!!

WHYISEVERYONE"AWWING"ATMYPOSTOHGODWHATHAVEIDONE???

Sorry, I still fell like the newb here, and worry about misstepping.

Oh hey, that's nice to be quoted.

[AsteriskAmp]

Sugar is good
You can never have too much of a good thing
You can never have too much sugar

Try burning it into candy, and the adding more sugar to it, you'll get diabetes before you notice

[Qaera]

There was a really bad RB start around 153ish? Like four people made new threads and they ended up getting consolidated.

I hope I'm not the only one now thinking of The Creep by The Lonely Island feat. Nicky Minaj.