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    Welcome, brethren, to the 161st Random Banter thread. Now, come and begin with the merry-making!

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    I happen to like screwing around with Handle Animal.
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    Oooh, first time posting in a new thread... A day to remember


    And by the way, I missed the whole thing too
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    Look apon me, mighty Posid-Eon, ruler of the waves and saviour of people. Watch as I stumble about on dry land humoursly, AND TREMBLE!


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    Yay, perhaps this will lighten the mood a bit.


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    What, you mean 'stem the endless tide of Lix clones?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Yay, perhaps this will lighten the mood a bit.
    *Flips on light switch*
    There we go
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    Look apon me, mighty Posid-Eon, ruler of the waves and saviour of people. Watch as I stumble about on dry land humoursly, AND TREMBLE!


    <3

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    I finally entered the 21st century and bought a smart phone today. A Samsung Epic. Still learning how it works.

    +websurfing
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    So, someone wanted some garlic bread?

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    Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

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    Umm, I have more, I guess...

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    TOO MUCH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skavensrule View Post
    I finally entered the 21st century and bought a smart phone today. A Samsung Epic. Still learning how it works.

    +websurfing
    +I can read OoTS with a special app

    -wasted two hours playing Angry Birds
    Heh, I've seen some of my friends waste forever on those games. It's kinda funny to watch them...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCountAlucard View Post
    So, someone wanted some garlic bread?

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    Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

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    Umm, I have more, I guess...

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    TOO MUCH!

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    I bread about this case, just yeasterday, where a person ate too much garlic bread. It was pretty tragic.

    Don't hurt me...
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    Look apon me, mighty Posid-Eon, ruler of the waves and saviour of people. Watch as I stumble about on dry land humoursly, AND TREMBLE!


    <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCountAlucard View Post
    So, someone wanted some garlic bread?

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    Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

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    Umm, I have more, I guess...

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    TOO MUCH!

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    I lol'ed. And nommed.

    While we're on the subject:
    MOAR GARLICK BREAD!
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    And one more for good measure:
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    Bit o' a screen stretch, there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandil View Post
    *Flips on light switch*
    There we go
    Not entirely what I meant, but ok!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandil View Post
    I bread about this case, just yeasterday, where a person ate too much garlic bread. It was pretty tragic.

    Don't hurt me...
    I'll have none of your half-baked puns!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    I'll have naan of your half-baked puns!
    Fixed that for youse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lateral View Post
    Fixed that for youse.
    Bah! There was already a joke in that comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    Bah! There was already a joke in that comment.
    What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".
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    I happen to like screwing around with Handle Animal.
    Red Mage, is that you?
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    Now you're cranking it up to eleven.
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    Quote Originally Posted by absolmorph View Post
    What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".
    Adding in too many puns takes away the sizzle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    Adding in too many puns takes away the sizzle.
    What did sizzling have to do with that? That joke made barley any sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by absolmorph View Post
    What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".
    If you're not careful you might burn out your pun muscle. The last thing we need is the smell of roasted Absolmorph.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lateral View Post
    What did sizzling have to do with that? That joke made barley any sense.
    I was just going with the subject of frying that had recently cropped up. You know, because of pans, and cooking.
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    *snarls*
    After a couple of defeats in League of Legends, I'm feeling irrationally aggressive and want to stomp something. Trouble is, fairly sure I'm not going to win any more tonight, what with being slightly tired. So I will have to be content to just sit here and simmer.
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    Too bad! I'll keep telling them oven and oven until we get into a heated debate.
    Careful, you don't want to challenge a philosophy major in a debate. You'll just get roasted.
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    Dough, didn't know that!

    Probably won't be a major inconvenience.
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    You could always play some Dynasty Warriors, it's quite releaving, sending hundreds of bodies flying to their death. Or if you're playing the Fist of the North Star version, making them explode/be sliced into ribbons.

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    Dough, didn't know that!

    Probably won't be a major inconvenience.
    You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.
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    Careful, don't make me slice you.

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    I rye the day I met both of you.
    You clearly just haven't reaped the benefits of our extreme punnage.
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    A few debate classes could make it possible to hold ones ground, specially if the opponent focuses more on an empirical point of view and gets to dismiss philosophy by virtue of the number of contradicting point of views philosophy has had in relation to itself.
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