My Little Pony XI: "Mmph!"

[TheAmishPirate]

*Sees falling Amish pony*

*Catches*

So I take it the reaction was violent, then?

*cough wheeze*

Biblically so. Perhaps we should try dairy-based frozen goods next? Oh, we will need another kitchen. Mine has developed a horrible case of existence failure.

[the_druid_droid]

*cough wheeze*

Biblically so. Perhaps we should try dairy-based frozen goods next? Oh, we will need another kitchen. Mine has developed a horrible case of existence failure.

You're in luck. I just heard that we got the royal research grant (provided we continue the Celestia-themed naming of new discoveries...), it comes with lab space too. I'll go requisition a freezer and we can get started.

[TheAmishPirate]

You're in luck. I just heard that we got the royal research grant (provided we continue the Celestia-themed naming of new discoveries...), it comes with lab space too. I'll go requisition a freezer and we can get started.

Ah, brilliant! I will go requisition the necessary supplies from the pink one. She has agreed to donate all manner of cookery supplies and advice for our cause. A lucky find indeed!

[Grif]

*Still in AB form*

Mister, why are you mixing strange particles into the cupcakes? *blinks*

[MCerberus]

*Still in AB form*

Mister, why are you mixing strange particles into the cupcakes? *blinks*

*thinks up a lie, thinks it up quick*
Why, the cupcake doesn't light up on one side.
*gives glass of water and tucks in*
*steals all cupcakes*

[TheAmishPirate]

*thinks up a lie, thinks it up quick*
Why, the cupcake doesn't light up on one side.
*gives glass of water and tucks in*
*steals all cupcakes*

That ruffian is stealing all the science! And grant money by extension! After him!

*readies handheld OFB*

Hands up! I will not hesitate to field test this!

[Grif]

*thinks up a lie, thinks it up quick*
Why, the cupcake doesn't light up on one side.
*gives glass of water and tucks in*
*steals all cupcakes*

Mister, why are you running away?

*spots a big red shiny button*

Oh, can I press this button? *puppy eyes* Pretty pweaaaaseeeeee.

[Raz_Fox]

*thinks up a lie, thinks it up quick*
Why, the cupcake doesn't light up on one side.
*gives glass of water and tucks in*
*steals all cupcakes*

PFFFFFFFFT

All my cupcakes, take them. This is best.

Good night! Tune in next time for (possibly) our thrilling conclusion!

[MCerberus]

Mister, why are you running away?

*spots a big red shiny button*

Oh, can I press this button? *puppy eyes* Pretty pweaaaaseeeeee.

*heart grows 3 sizes, still about 5 sizes short of normal size*
*escapes with confections dodging lasers*

[TheAmishPirate]

Mister, why are you running away?

*spots a big red shiny button*

Oh, can I press this button? *puppy eyes* Pretty pweaaaaseeeeee.

No! I must...resist...think of the...compromised results...adorableness...too much...kittens...everywhere...

Why of course you can press the shiny red button, you precious little thing! You press that button allllllll you want!

[the_druid_droid]

No! I must...resist...think of the...compromised results...adorableness...too much...kittens...everywhere...

Why of course you can press the shiny red button, you precious little thing! You press that button allllllll you want!

*Comes back, hauling refrigerator*

*Sees tiny pony reaching for the button*

NOOOOO! Have you gone mad! We haven't even tested it yet...

*Runs in slow-motion toward the scene*

[Grif]

No! I must...resist...think of the...compromised results...adorableness...too much...kittens...everywhere...

Why of course you can press the shiny red button, you precious little thing! You press that button allllllll you want!

*Comes back, hauling refrigerator*

*Sees tiny pony reaching for the button*

NOOOOO! Have you gone mad! We haven't even tested it yet...

*Runs in slow-motion toward the scene*

*Presses button*

(World turns rainbow coloured)

Aww... it's so pretty!

[Mindfreak]

*Rolls for San check*
-gets a 1-
NOOOOOO!

[the_druid_droid]

*Presses button*

(World turns rainbow coloured)

Aww... it's so pretty!

*Jaw drops in horror as rainbows begin spewing out. Eyes begin shifting between different hues as the beam starts enlarging*

It's going critical! Must...stop...too late...puppies...kittens...h-happiness overloading!

[MCerberus]

*Rolls for San check*
-gets a 1-
NOOOOOO!

I roll san checks all the time, trying to force 1s. You see the results.

[TheAmishPirate]

*Presses button*

(World turns rainbow coloured)

Aww... it's so pretty!

*looks down at handheld OFC as world turns to rainbows*

I...regret...nothing...

*pulls trigger*

[Mando Knight]

*Presses button*

(World turns rainbow coloured)

Aww... it's so pretty!

...I thought this was a pony thread, not a Lisa Frank thread.

Granted, they're both as emblematic of girly things as you can get, but...

[the_druid_droid]

...I thought this was a pony thread, not a Lisa Frank thread.

Granted, they're both as emblematic of girly things as you can get, but...

Perhaps a bit of explanation:

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[Kyouhen]

So! Finished today's NATG. As the first theme of Megas is going to be too awesome to do for one NATG submission, I took the next theme. Macho ponies!

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Do ponies still use the term manly? Or is there a better term for them? Also I was originally going to put more ponies in there, but it's been a busy day so I'll just stick with the three. Not entirely sure I got the dancing part right though. Drawing river dancing ponies is hard. >_>

So! Quickly! Before the next NATG theme goes up, what should I try working into tomorrow submission?

[Grif]

*looks down at handheld OFC as world turns to rainbows*

I...regret...nothing...

*pulls trigger*

*Jaw drops in horror as rainbows begin spewing out. Eyes begin shifting between different hues as the beam starts enlarging*

It's going critical! Must...stop...too late...puppies...kittens...h-happiness overloading!

*pokes the unconscious body of the two strange ponies*

Hey, mister, wake up. You look funny.


Also, related AB comic.

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EDIT: Also, I'm tempted to write another meta-fanfic based on this little snippet of insanity. Pony threads, stop inserting ideas into my brain through the lenses of the OFB.

[Mando Knight]

Perhaps a bit of explanation:

I got that. But the world-is-turned-to-rainbows (plus extra purple and pink) is Lisa Frank.

Speaking of, that would be an amusing cameo in season 2.

[Rebelhero]

I just got WAY to into creating my pony.
I just created his story and an episode for him, as well as the lesson at the end.
How i have ALWAYS wanted to be a voice actor. ="{

[the_druid_droid]

*pokes the unconscious body of the two strange ponies*

Hey, mister, wake up. You look funny.


Also, related AB comic.

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EDIT: Also, I'm tempted to write another meta-fanfic based on this little snippet of insanity. Pony threads, stop inserting ideas into my brain through the lenses of the OFB.

*Opens multi-hued eyes*

*blinks*

W-what happened? Who are you, little blurry filly?

[Grif]

I just got WAY to into creating my pony.
I just created his story and an episode for him, as well as the lesson at the end.
How i have ALWAYS wanted to be a voice actor. ="{

Ha, if you're interested, there's a pony RP thread right here. Go ahead and insert your pony into our... rather wacky story we have going.

*Opens multi-hued eyes*

*blinks*

W-what happened? Who are you, little blurry filly?

Don't you recognise me, mister? I'm Grif.

You look so colourful mister. Are you a clown?

[the_druid_droid]

Don't you recognise me, mister? I'm Grif.

You look so colourful mister. Are you a clown?

G-Grif? But you look like Applebloom...

And no, I am not a clown! I am a robot, and a scientist! And a druid! And the last thing I seem to remember is somepony interfering with delicate research.

[Grif]

G-Grif? But you look like Applebloom...

And no, I am not a clown! I am a robot, and a scientist! And a druid! And the last thing I seem to remember is somepony interfering with delicate research.

Ooooh! A robot. Can you sing mister? Can you can you? I know! Let's sing Giggle at the Ghostie!

[the_druid_droid]

Ooooh! A robot. Can you sing mister? Can you can you? I know! Let's sing Giggle at the Ghostie!

I, uh, well...too cute...losing focus...I suppose we could. Although I don't sing so much as play back audio loops...but I can try...

[Grif]

I, uh, well...too cute...losing focus...I suppose we could. Although I don't sing so much as play back audio loops...but I can try...

Yay!

Giggle at the Ghostie!

(Heh remixes. Gotta love those.)

[darthbobcat]

Residual cuteness detected:

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EDIT: And another spike on the meter:

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D'awwwww.

On both counts.

Purple Pie: Happy Father's Day, Father! Also I'm leaving home and disavowing all knowledge of you.

[Rebelhero]

Ladies and Gentlecolts. I have a favor to ask.
I wish to make a cutiemark. The Cutiemark of a storyteller/author/adventurer. However, my artistic skills are lacking and my creativity is low. Could some one give me ideas/images on what such a cutiemark would look like?