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    With time travel, Tesla also has access to the Pieces of Eden, both an Apple and the Staff. Since he possessed them originally at one point or another, he would know where/when to go and recollect them. This means mass mind control to anyone not directly descended from Adam and Eve (read: most people).

    As a member of the Assassin order he also has some pretty powerful friends in the past, Leonardo Da Vinci for one. I'm also pretty sure that if he sent Altair and Ezio on a stealth assassination mission against Einstein... well, lets just say my money's not on Einstein.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackDragonKing View Post
    A draw. Einstein never believed in violence, and Tesla was such a meritocrat he thought only the brightest and most successful people should be parents (his sad life meant he excluded himself from this list) and recognizing Einstein's genius, would no doubt consider it a terrible loss if the man was to come to harm by his science.

    They then team up to defeat Thomas Edison before engaging in a timeline-spanning battle of wits with GLaDOS.
    Something like this. They end up becoming bestest pals, and the world they control becomes freaking awesome.

    Then they start invading other universes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moglorosh View Post
    As a member of the Assassin order he also has some pretty powerful friends in the past, Leonardo Da Vinci for one. I'm also pretty sure that if he sent Altair and Ezio on a stealth assassination mission against Einstein... well, lets just say my money's not on Einstein.
    Mine would be. Altair/Ezio are awesome, but as pictured previously, Einstein is perfectly capable of fending off assassins.

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    At the beginning of the war, Tesla's robotic army has an offensive advantage. Incredible energy beams and shields, with plenty of the lightning that he has such a reputation for.

    Then, two years into the war, as the fleet closes in on the homeworld where Einstein resides... the planet fades into a super-intelligent shade of the color blue, and the new quantum consciences are entirely unable to interact with the 'real' world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    Mine would be. Altair/Ezio are awesome, but as pictured previously, Einstein is perfectly capable of fending off assassins.
    But an army of cloned Ezios and Altairs? Or even better, an army of Ezios and Altairs led by cloned Teddy Roosevelts.

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    Einstein applies his general relativity theory and with some high-mass device bends the space-time continuum around Tesla's homeworld, causing it to collapse and ultimately disappear.

    A few days later, while in all of Einstein's Empire people are partying over the victory, a deformed and twisted world surrounded by lightnings emerges from the Warp.

    Nikola Tesla, Daemon Prince of Tzeentch, rises to unleash his magics upon the Universe and change it forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moglorosh View Post
    But an army of cloned Ezios and Altairs? Or even better, an army of Ezios and Altairs led by cloned Teddy Roosevelts.
    Teddy Roosevelt was a Templar too? Okay, Einstein's screwed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moglorosh View Post
    With time travel, Tesla also has access to the Pieces of Eden, both an Apple and the Staff. Since he possessed them originally at one point or another, he would know where/when to go and recollect them. This means mass mind control to anyone not directly descended from Adam and Eve (read: most people).

    As a member of the Assassin order he also has some pretty powerful friends in the past, Leonardo Da Vinci for one. I'm also pretty sure that if he sent Altair and Ezio on a stealth assassination mission against Einstein... well, lets just say my money's not on Einstein.
    Just as a quick note, Tesla is the only one canonically to have destroyed a Piece of Eden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radar View Post
    Heh, I once seen the whole comics this came from.
    You mean this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adumbration View Post
    Yes, exactly this.
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    Tesla was obsessed with electricity.
    Einstein's hair shakes off any electricity that Tesla throws at him.

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    Tesla will get drunk by Young Einstein's beer.
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    Tesla gets railguns but Einstein gets tesserecting and black hole cannons. Relativity is extraordinarily powerful. I'm sorry to say this but, Tesla loses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgar View Post
    Tesla gets railguns but Einstein gets tesserecting and black hole cannons. Relativity is extraordinarily powerful. I'm sorry to say this but, Tesla loses.

    I still love you, Tesla!!!
    I don't know, black hole cannons seem to be a poor idea. I mean, for a second, Einstein wins, but then he dies.

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    Not sure. If he has sufficiently accelerated or small black holes, they wouldn't necessarily "eat up" all surrounding matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pie Guy View Post
    I don't know, black hole cannons seem to be a poor idea. I mean, for a second, Einstein wins, but then he dies.
    No, the gun tesserects existing black holes to where he wants them. He doesn't have to be nearby, he just tessers everything to where he wants it and chaos ensues.
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