Omnitopia: The Playground

[Maxios]

Issue 100: Day at the Bank

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To anyone who got the joke: good job .

[Maxios]

Tony kicked him in the while climbing.

[Cole10000]

Tony kicked him in the while climbing.

holy crap you replied fast, I actually deleted the post after looking back through recent ones to see if something along those lines happened.

[Nibleswick]

Well, I think this is the most exciting MMO I've ever encountered I have enjoyed it thus far.

[Gimliggamer]

I keep expecting someone to go super saiyan and kill Tony in three seconds....

[Maxios]

Issue 101: Must...resist...urge...to...make...Fallout...joke

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[Luka]

now that is pretty much literally Scratch Damage

[super dark33]

Where am i in this story?

[PurityIcekiller]

"Little Golden Friend, I'd like you to meet my friend Big Sword. It's a weapon too, so you should have some things to talk about."

"Hello, Big Sword! Pleased to meet you!"

"Pleased to meet you too, Little Golden Friend!"

"So what are your plans for the day?"

"Oh, just the usual. You know, stabbing things."

"I do that too! Only it's more shooting than stabbing."

"Wow! Say, want to hang out later?"

"I'd love to, Big Sword!"

...Okay, I think I've extended the joke far enough. Great comic, and I look forward to the next one.

[Dark Elf Bard]

Where am I?
Note: I am a hippie.

[Cole10000]

Where am I?
Note: I am a hippie.

hmmm, I would think you'd be traversing the underdark. Singing songs about love and peace. Often times being chased with torches and pitchforks, but ya know, just my guess.

[Maxios]

Funny story time!
Everytime my father and I go into the place where my mother works, I go to a dogtag machine and type in "READ OMNITOPIA THE PLAYGROUND ON THE GIANTITP FORUMS!'. Since I've started doing that, the amount of views for this thread have increased heavily.
Anyway, around twenty minutes ago my father and I were there to pick up my mother and I typed in the message to the dogtag machine. Later, as we were leaving, I looked at it one last time and notices an error: I forgot to include the p. That's right folks, I told people to read Omnitopia the Playground on the giantit forums.

Superdark: You're ripping people.
Dark Elf Bard: You're playing your instrument in a tavern.

[PurityIcekiller]

Funny story time!
Everytime my father and I go into the place where my mother works, I go to a dogtag machine and type in "READ OMNITOPIA THE PLAYGROUND ON THE GIANTITP FORUMS!'. Since I've started doing that, the amount of views for this thread have increased heavily.
Anyway, around twenty minutes ago my father and I were there to pick up my mother and I typed in the message to the dogtag machine. Later, as we were leaving, I looked at it one last time and notices an error: I forgot to include the p. That's right folks, I told people to read Omnitopia the Playground on the giantit forums.

IT

Like that? (Yes, I know what the other interpretation is, but it requires another T.)

Also, I think I'm obligated to ask where I am, but I have a feeling about it.

[Milo v3]

I'd like to ask were I am if it isn't to much trouble.

Also am I still predicted to appear this month or will it be delayed?

[Dark Elf Bard]

I dare someone to google 'giantit forums'

[super dark33]

I dare someone to google 'giantit forums'

challenge accepted.
it led here, to the playground.
giantit... hehehe...

[Maxios]

I dare someone to google 'giantit forums'

I binged it when I got home. The most notable things that came up up were the playground, aas well as something about giant squid washing up on shore. All I'm saying if there is a giantit forums, located somewhere in the great ocean that is the internet, it owes me for advertising them.

[Maxios]

Issue 102: Melted

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Originally I intended for Crimson Angel to enter the bank, notice what's going on, then defeat the now nearly shirtless villain. I decided that was too much of a Deus Ex Machinia, and went with this instead.

[Dark Elf Bard]

Niiiiiiice.

[Maxios]

Issue 103: Go go, plot exposistion!

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[Luka]

Wait Why am I on the ground?
SEE? That's why I hate two handed swords they ruin my tanking and make me suck!

Got a question: I'm Killed off for real?

[Maxios]

Nah. You're just unconscious.

[Luka]

Oh ok thanks.
Oh wanted to also ask, Am I getting a Shield after that? Just asking though.

[Tychris1]

Oh ok thanks.
Oh wanted to also ask, Am I getting a Shield after that? Just asking though.

I think your getting a black eye instead of a shield.

BADUM KEESH!

[Luka]

I think your getting a black eye instead of a shield.

BADUM KEESH!

.......wat?

@V: I know, I just don't get it cuz English Ain't my first language

[Milo v3]

I believe the BADUM KEESH is the noise that drums make when people make jokes.

[Dark Elf Bard]

I don't get the new comic. is Omnitopia on another forum as well?

[Milo v3]

I don't get the new comic. is Omnitopia on another forum as well?

Omnitopia is a MMO like Minecraft. Several forums have their own servers. Gitpg is one of many.

[Lemonus]

What's the most dangerous weapon group in the game?

[Luka]

Possibly energy weapons and/or Hybrids (Railguns and the sort)