My Little Pony XIV: Boots on Hooves / Bikinis on Top

[Vent Reynolt]

Airship is Magic

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*Midnight, who had been trying to make the best of this situation by spending time with the other ponies in the room, blinks in surprise as MCerberus bursts in, and grabs ahold of her Princess Mother!

Midnight: HEY! You let her go right now! Stop!

The unicorn's horn glows brilliantly, and ropes suddenly shoot forwards, attempting to entangle MCerberus and hogtie him!

I haven't been keeping up with the Airship battle that has been going on, but I randomly decided to read this part. I got a good laugh at the delicious irony of what is happening here.

[MCerberus]

We need to ponify "Germany".

To easy, it's got an "ma" in it => Germareny

[Kris Strife]

We need to ponify "Germany".

Which Germany? Austria & Prussia, WWI, WWII or Iron Curtain?

[the_druid_droid]

*sings* Airships, lovely airships...

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At SiuiS' command, the droid salutes before hopping down to the deck and casting about for a weapon. Finally he hoists a comically-large gattling cannon.

"Good thing I took advantage of DBC's two-for-one offer!"

The droid reads the label on the ammo can.

"Hmm, swarm ammo? Wonder what that does?"

The cloaked bot begins firing, servos and toe-claws engaging to keep him from flying back under the recoil. Out of the cannon spew multicolored balls of fluff, which morph into winged Parasprites and begin devouring the incoming buffet of weaponry.

"What it says on the tin, I guess..." The druid comments, curiosity satisfied.

[darthbobcat]

Finally watching Best Night Ever, and is it just me, or does Soarin look like he never sleeps?

There's a reason I implied he was a coffee addict in my fics with him.

I figure he was just tired from doing a show, followed by a late night party.

Also, I call Pony Germany Ponyconia, after Franconia.

Phoe suggested Francponya... after I'd done about 3 fics referring to Ponyconia. It's a better name, but I'm sticking to Ponyconia.

[Titanium Fox]

Which Germany? Austria & Prussia, WWI, WWII or Iron Curtain?

...Oh for the love of Celestia. XD

On a side note, while I was driving today with my friend (non-brony) in the car, I exclaimed "I'm hitting every ****ing red light in Equestria today!" He was quite confused. Like, extremely. It was not intentional either. I didn't realize what I'd said until he pointed it out to me.

Ponies are addicting.

[darthbobcat]

...Oh for the love of Celestia. XD

On a side note, while I was driving today with my friend (non-brony) in the car, I exclaimed "I'm hitting every ****ing red light in Equestria today!" He was quite confused. Like, extremely. It was not intentional either. I didn't realize what I'd said until he pointed it out to me.

Ponies are addicting.

Also, I call Pony Germany Ponyconia, after Franconia.

Phoe suggested Francponya... after I'd done about 3 fics referring to Ponyconia. It's a better name, but I'm sticking to Ponyconia.

[the_druid_droid]

...Oh for the love of Celestia. XD

On a side note, while I was driving today with my friend (non-brony) in the car, I exclaimed "I'm hitting every ****ing red light in Equestria today!" He was quite confused. Like, extremely. It was not intentional either. I didn't realize what I'd said until he pointed it out to me.

Ponies are addicting.

This tends to happen to a lot of folks on the thread <.< >.>

[Titanium Fox]

This tends to happen to a lot of folks on the thread <.< >.>

Hahaha. They are a mind virus. The good kind. :D

[Kris Strife]

...Oh for the love of Celestia. XD

Seriously, it changes names more often than Prince.

[darthbobcat]

This tends to happen to a lot of folks on the thread <.< >.>

Not me. I've never felt close to slipping in real life.

[RdMarquis]

...Oh for the love of Celestia. XD

On a side note, while I was driving today with my friend (non-brony) in the car, I exclaimed "I'm hitting every ****ing red light in Equestria today!" He was quite confused. Like, extremely. It was not intentional either. I didn't realize what I'd said until he pointed it out to me.

Ponies are addicting.

Every time I type somebody or whatever, it occurs to me to type somepony. It hasn't actually happened yet, though.

[Titanium Fox]

Well, I am going to bed ponythread. Catching up on this always gives me something to do at work until I wake up, so I am perfectly okay in this lapse.

...Just don't do any more pun wars without me. T_T

[the_druid_droid]

Not me. I've never felt close to slipping in real life.

Lucky you.

This means I must locate you and find a way to surround you with opportunities for pony slip-ups. I will not let the accuracy of my broad generalizations be tarnished!

Robotically hammy!

[Bayonet Priest]

Never come close to slipping myself. Only person I openly make reference to MLP in front of is my sister. Some of the less obvious pony memes like "20% cooler" I use freely around anyone.

[Kris Strife]

Robotically hammy!

Stealthily Hammy!

[Thanqol]

Just thought I'd drop this little picture here:

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This picture was absolutely fantastic.

AQUATICALLY HAMMY!

[EsperDerek]

Operation: Airship is Magic

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*is tied up back on the floor. From somewhere an apple appears in the mouth*
*spits it out*

You see, these pirates interrupted a nice party on my airship with the fair monocle'd princess. There's still plenty of cupcakes and muffins left if you'd care to join it

O:AiM

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*Midnight's eyebrow twitches slightly.*

Hey, I recognize you. You were one of the ones who started brawling over my exhausted body!

*Midnight's horn glows threateningly, as she begins to pull back Luna away from his bound body.

I don't know exactly what's going on, except everything has gone mad, and I won't let anyone hurt my Momma Luna! We're going to stay right here, thank you very much! Now, if you have a problem with that, well...tough. There are plenty more ropes that I can use!

[the_druid_droid]

Stealthily Hammy!

Perceptively Hammy!

[Kris Strife]

Perceptively Hammy!

Thankfully Hammy!

[Thanqol]

Thankfully Hammy!

ENDLESSLY HAMMY!

[Kris Strife]

ENDLESSLY HAMMY!

PERFECTLY HAMMY!

[EsperDerek]

...I'm suddenly hungry for some roast pork here.

[darthbobcat]

...I'm suddenly hungry for some roast pork here.

COVETOUSLY HAMMY!

[Kris Strife]

...I'm suddenly hungry for some roast pork here.

Will bacon suffice?

*Makin Bacon Prana!*

[the_druid_droid]

Will bacon suffice?

*Makin Bacon Prana!*

Substitutionally Hammy!

[Kairaven]

In all seriousness? The fact that Phoe is a part of Equestria Daily. We have a regular fandom celebrity in the house.

I have a strange urge to put on hipster glasses and say...

"I was into Phoe before she went mainstream."

Guess it's not much of an urge if I went and did it already.

[darthbobcat]

I have a strange urge to put on hipster glasses and say...

"I was into Phoe before she went mainstream."

Guess it's not much of an urge if I went and did it already.

To paraphrase Jakavia (sorry, I know I got it wrong)

"I like Phoe."

[Kris Strife]

Substitutionally Hammy!

Deliciously Hammy!

I have a strange urge to put on hipster glasses and say...

"I was into Phoe before she went mainstream."

Guess it's not much of an urge if I went and did it already.

I hope you didn't intend that to be as dirty as it is...

[MCerberus]

How I like my BLTs:

Hold the lettuce
no tomato
double the bacon
no bread