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2011-07-24, 10:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
595: The Book of Erotic Fantasy should not be the go-to guide when confronted with undead.
595a: When dealing with Liches, use of the word "boning" is absolutely never appropriate.
595b: If you try to apply the book to oozes, you have been watching far too much hentai than can possibly be healthy and need to go outside into the sun to take a few deep breaths of normality.
595c: ... You know what, just delete the pdf. Now. And burn the flash drive.Last edited by byaku rai; 2011-07-25 at 09:15 AM.
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2011-07-24, 11:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Another one to go with the WWII-style ones I posted earlier:
597. Not allowed to show how accurate a shot I am by sniping the pilot of the plane that is strafing us.
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2011-07-25, 01:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
598. It doesn't matter how good my hide check is, I can't run up to the king, assassinate him in plain view of his subjects, then hide behind his throne and expect to get away with it.
Last edited by Axinian; 2011-07-25 at 01:31 AM.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-25, 01:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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2011-07-25, 02:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Thanks to Dirty Tabs for the Travis pony.
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Thanks to A Thousand Words for the My Little Simhata avatar, and thanks to Trixie for fixing the cropping.
Breakdown Twilight from Pony Halloween celebration, thanks to Thanqol.
Thanks to Akrim.Elf for the awesome Laharl pony.
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2011-07-25, 02:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-07-27 at 03:59 PM.
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-07-25, 06:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Hiding and fleeing.
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by ScionoftheVoid; 2011-07-25 at 03:09 PM.
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2011-07-25, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
602. It doesn't matter if I can find the seeds for it. I cannot create an epic level spell that "Summons the material plane five feet in front me, and explodes it".
Check your numbers guys.
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2011-07-25, 10:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
603. May not make resublminated thiotilomine with the craft (alchemy) skill.
604. May not make resublimintated thiotilomine with Major Creation.
605. May not make resubliminated thiotilomine at all.
606. May not make uppdokk either.
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2011-07-25, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
607. I may not create either a flamethrower or napalm.
607a. Even in a modern game.
607b. Especially not if I intend to combine the two.
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2011-07-25, 10:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
"It's the fate of all things under the sky,
to grow old and wither and die."
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2011-07-25, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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2011-07-25, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
608. "Round 1: FIGHT!" Is not an appropriate battle cry.
609. Neither is "K.O.!" An appropriate victory shout.Pokemon Mystery Dungeon D20: A system designed for adventuring in a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon world.
The Review/Analysis Thread: In-depth reviews of various games and RPG products.
The New/Redone Monsters Thread: Taking bad or bland monsters and making them more interesting and challenging.
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Realms of Myth: In the world of monsters, Winda and Wynn go on an "epic" journey to find the legendary Dark Magician.
Keys to the Contract: A crossover between Madoka and Kingdom Hearts.
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2011-07-25, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-25, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-25, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-25, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
611. An orc missing his legs does not qualify for half-orc paragon
611a. Same with elf and dragon.
611b. I may not cut a creature in half and justify it as trying to qualify him for his half-racial paragon class.Last edited by Axinian; 2011-07-25 at 12:13 PM.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-25, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
612. No, I cannot become immune to massive damage even though my HP is measured in AU.
612.a It doesn't matter what my fortitude save is, a natural one will still kill me from massive damage.Last edited by riccaru; 2011-07-25 at 12:12 PM.
Sir Dan Avatar by Mrgone!
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2011-07-25, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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2011-07-25, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
614: I may not break the fourth wall. Any and all breakings of said wall will result in a punishment related to the method in which it was broken.
615: No, bards are NOT exempt from rule 614.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2011-07-25, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Studying-upon-laptop
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2011-07-25, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
616. I am no longer allowed to name NPC organizations
617. Goldenface, Defender of All Things Shiny is not a thematically appropriate name for a Solar Exalt.
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2011-07-25, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
618: Antromorphic rabbits are not playboy bunnies.
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2011-07-25, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
619. Similarly, catfolk are not moe nekos.
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(Ok, we all know that they are, but my group doesn't like that)Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
Avatar by Elder Tsofu
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2011-07-25, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-25, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
622. I may not awake a falcon and train him to have Monk levels.
623. I may not set said falcon on fire, or any other birds smaller than a Halfing.
624. I may not launch the Halfling into the air as to compare its size to that of a bird fyling overhead.
625. I may not shrink the Halfling
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2011-07-25, 10:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
626. I may not have a means of creating fire. Ever.
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2011-07-25, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
627. Maneuvers do not have verbal components.
628. And Inferno Blade's is definitely not "faallcon PUUNCH!".Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-07-25, 10:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
629. That reminds me. No Unarmed Swordsages that specialize in Desert Wind.
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2011-07-25, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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630. Ninjas can catch me when I'm on fire.