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2011-07-25, 11:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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631. I may not have a young boy that's a cowboy as a sidekick. Nor can he ride a velociraptor named "Yoshi".
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2011-07-26, 12:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-07-26, 12:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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634. I can not magically move my heart into my left butt cheek.
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2011-07-26, 12:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-07-26 at 12:56 AM.
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2011-07-26, 01:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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596. I will not skip rule 596 back on page 12.
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2011-07-26, 02:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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636. Ninjas do not have the ability Racial Enemy: Pirate
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2011-07-26, 08:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-26, 09:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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637: I am not allowed to roll blank d6's and claim I got 18 in in all my stats.
637a: If I use a marker to put numbers on the die, they must be checked by the DM.
637b: If the numbers on the die are 6 5 6 5 6 5 the DM can, in fact, force me to eat the dice in question.
I thought Ninja was a class and Pirate was a profession?
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2011-07-26, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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638: I may no longer joke about seeing a Nimmy, it makes the other players panic.
Last edited by Mixt; 2011-07-26 at 10:27 AM.
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2011-07-26, 12:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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639. Singing the Final Fantasy victory fanfare is right out.
Member of the Hinjo fan club. Go Hinjo!
"In Soviet Russia, the Darkness attacks you."
"Rogues not only have a lot more skill points, but sneak attack is so good it hurts..."
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2011-07-26, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-26, 01:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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640: A flask of alchemist fire with "blessed weapon" on it. Is not a "holy hand grenade". Nor does it do extra damage against bunnies.
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2011-07-26, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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641. A yo-yo is not a valid weapon
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-26, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-26, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-26, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Something to add as a DM entry:
643: I may not run an episodic campaign.
643a: I may most certainly not make a simple Warforged Warrior as a mook and have them show up en masse with the "episode's" villian.
643b: Nor may I do the same with Raptorian Warriors after a sufficiently long time waiting.
643c: Especially if this is to see how long it will take the players to realize what's going on and what they're fighting.
644: No more watching Power Rangers while planning campaigns.Last edited by The-Mage-King; 2011-07-26 at 03:33 PM. Reason: typo
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2011-07-26, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-26, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Warforged warriors.
Raptorian warriors.
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2011-07-26, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-26, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-26, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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645. My bard's bardic music can't be the Power Rangers theme
645a. Any of them.
646. "HESHIN A-GO-GO BABY!" is not a proper battle cry.Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-26, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Them too. What? Putties are obviously a construct race that can take class levels, so... Warforged. No one said both had to be fluffed the same.
647: Nor is "Let's rocket".
647a: Hell, you aren't allowed to say anything used in Sentai or anything related to it. Including parodies of it.Avatar by Ceika.
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2011-07-26, 09:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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648: I cannot dedicate my life to trying to capture a wizard's familiar.
649: I cannot use my familiar to make illegal animal fighting rings.
649a: Nor animal companion.
650: Not matter how high my diplomacy is, I may not make animal fighting rings legal.
651: Nor can I trick kids into capturing animals to use in said ring.
652: I definitely cannot cast geas on said kids with the quest to, "Catch them all."Last edited by Xanmyral; 2011-07-26 at 09:34 PM.
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The Fallen Chessmaster - Center WW I don't really see a reason to get rid of this.
The Manipulative/The Opaque - Demons WW Its kind of neat.
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2011-07-26, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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653. No slaying entire cities "For the XP"
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2011-07-26, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, unless you brought someone bigger and tastier along with you.
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2011-07-26, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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654. Poisoning entire cities just for giving you bad information is equally as bad. Doubly if you're a paladin.
655. Try to justify said paladin poisoning an entire city's water supply.
ON the DM side
656. Not allowed to just happen to not describe the door behind you when you're teleported into a dungeon.
657. Have the BBEG blow up after the PC's defeat him, just because he "wasn't supposed to die yet."
What's the point of that?Sir Dan Avatar by Mrgone!
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2011-07-26, 11:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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658. Dr. Horrible is NOT an acceptable character concept.
658. Especially if he's a gnome.
659. Nor is Doc Ock.
659a. Especially if he's a gnome.
660. Dr. McNinja is right out.
660a. Especially if… wait, what?
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2011-07-26, 11:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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661. I may not play a Gnome.
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2011-07-27, 01:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-27, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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663. Im not allowed to use another party members body parts as components for weapon makeing even if said person is a giant regenerating intelligent crystal.
664. Im not allowed to play a lay line walker in rifts.
665. Espically one that is friends with the son of a god. As he will use that connection us get to the world tree and proceed to impail himself on the world tree with story plot device and thus know ALL magic.
666. Not allowed to play a Blaze, they are way too broken.
667. Not allowed to use a specially made skateboard and a glitterboys boom gun to go skateing through town.
668. (gm one) Im not allowed to roll infront of the players as every time I do I roll a 20
669. Not allowed to kill on sight any PC female played by the GM (if the GM is Eric, as they are ALLWAYS bad for the party)
670. Not allowed to get access to nuclear material and create a bomb even if the good leader of the country insulted me.