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2011-07-28, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
717: Tree Feather Tokens are not intended for use in confined spaces.
717a: Nor for throwing at the feet of enemies.
717b: Violating both at the same time does not fall under the rule of "a double negative makes a positive".
718: Disintegrate is a combat spell. It is not meant for the construction of dungeon features like doors, the deconstruction of dungeon features like floors, or the destruction of the entire dungeon through targeted application to load-bearing features.
718a: The same rule applies to fire spells, acid spells, non-magical fire and acid, or anything that requires the DM to modify the walls of his master map.
719: Am no longer allowed sense motive checks against the quest giver when the plot requires us not to see through his evil machinations at our first meeting.
720: Diplomacy and Bluff ranks capable of making mortal enemies into bosom friends and willing and/or unwitting servants with two sentences will be nerfed for the good of the DM's sanity.
721: May not employ small children as ranged weapons.
721a: Nor as melee weapons.
721b: Nor as ammunition for siege weapons.
721c: The same applies to gnomes, halflings, dwarves, and titans. Even though you DID figure out a way to do that last one.
722: No longer allowed to cast Resurrection on dragonscale equipment.
722a: ESPECIALLY not after identifying the dragon breed in question as lawful and using Speak With Dead to work out terms of indebtured servitude in advance.
723: A fake crank-operated six-barreled tripod gun so large that I barely have the strength to YOINK out of my bag of holding no longer grants me a circumstance bonus to Intimidate.
723b: Not even if my next character's a tinker gnome.
724: It doesn't matter if I have the item-creation feats and spells for it, you I'm NOT allowed to make a Portal Gun.
724b: Because the DM knows how I would use it, that's why.
725: Self-destruct mechanisms will henceforth not be referred to as Kender Traps.
726: I am no longer allowed to create characters that habitually mumble when they should speak clearly.
726b: That goes double for trapmakers, trapfinders, or anyone with full ranks in listen/spot.
727: A ten foot pole is not a viable shillelagh-quarterstaff for a druid wildshaped into dire ape form. Especially not when gestalted as a dualwielding ranger.
727b: Or a monk.
727c: Or a fighter.
727d: Actually, I'm not allowed to carry ANY equipment around that is specifically reserved for use while wild-shaped.
728: Tripping a 30ft tall monster, impressive though that was, does NOT cause it to suffer falling damage.Last edited by Reltzik; 2011-07-28 at 08:59 PM.
I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2011-07-28, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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729. Dærn's Instant Fortress is NOT a siege weapon.
729a. Nor can it be used to wall up a dungeon corridor.
729b. Dærn's Instant Fortress is never allowed underground again.
729c. Dærn's Instant Fortress is never allowed, PERIOD.
730. Never allowed to purchase dust of dryness and a folding boat at the same time again.
730a. Never allowed to purchase dust of dryness and a folding boat ever again.
731. Just because Urban Druid can have an animated object as it's companion does NOT mean that I can have said companion be a carpet of flying.
731a. ESPECIALLY if I say that I get it for free because of the wording of the class.
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2011-07-28, 09:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
732. I may no longer accuse the plot hook NPC of being the BBEG.
732a. I may no longer explain the line of reasoning leading to my conclusion that said plot hook NPC is the BBEG.
732b. The rest of the party is not to confirm said reasoning."Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2011-07-28, 10:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-28, 10:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-28, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Forgot this one. Vetoed by my own common sense.
733: Even if the DM's homebrew system allows it, I'm no longer allowed to take three flavors of "suicidal impulse" flaws in order to gain the character points to include a nuclear warhead in my starting equipment.I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2011-07-28, 10:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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734: No, that orphanage didn't threaten, taunt, ask, plead, or say/do anything that would endear me to burn it.
734a: I'm not allowed insanity flaws for this purpose.
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2011-07-29, 12:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
734b. I'm not allowed to convince the rogue that it did and make him stealthily stab everyone in their sleep either.
734c. I don't have enough gold to convince the assassin to do it.
736. 'Groin' is no longer a valid part of the body for Called shots.
737. Hidden knee blades should not be used while ramming my knee into someones groin either for that matter.
738. Acid bottles are not supposed to be aimed at my enemies face in an attempt to blind them.
739. This goes double for Alchemist's fire.
740. I'm not allowed to throw caltrops into the mouth of an enemy either, even if they have a big enough mouth to justify it.
741. Aiming thunderstones at the spellcasters ear is considered poor taste.
742. Ditto with ramming a sunrod into a vampires eye.
743. Any attacks that makes my DM wince in sympathy with the NPC's before damage is even rolled is now off-limits.
744. If the place has a nice, big door on the bottom floor I could at least consider using it from time to time.
And yes I've done all of the above at least once. ^^;
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2011-07-29, 01:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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746. Just because she's my best friend's girlfriend does NOT mean she gets to be a goliath barbarian with Power Attack, Improved Bull Rush, Leap Attack, and Shock Trooper.
747:You cannot afford a Boeing 747.
748:I don't care what Gary Gygax, J.R.R. Tolkien, or R.A. Salvatore said about the matter, an elven ranger who wages a campaign of genocide against Orkind is at the deepest pits of the alignment chart.
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2011-07-29, 04:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 05:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 07:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
There's a great scene somewhere in LOTR that actually has a couple Orcs discussing the fact they don't think the other races would ever accept them/feeling they have to fight them because of it, and what they hope to do after the war (go off into the mountains with a few of the boys and be left alone).
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2011-07-29, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
750. I may not reference the Evil Overlord Rules when constructing my fortress.
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2011-07-29, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 12:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 01:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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752. If I laugh maniacally for more than 5 minutes when I get a character idea I should think twice before unleashing it on the DM's world. (Unless the DM has it coming)
753. If I get a character idea then shutter at the thought of what it might do to the DM's world I should think twice about playing it. (Unles the DM has it coming)
754. Going into a 30 min scientific rants/monologs while speaking it character about how mages are lazy is more than likely not a good idea when most of the party are mages. They tend to be a little on the sensitive side.Last edited by DJ_Lycos; 2011-07-29 at 01:28 PM.
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2011-07-29, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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755. Opening all the planar portals I can just to see what would happen is expressly forbidden, as is closing such a portal when the arriving creature is only halfway through.
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2011-07-29, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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756. If me and a friend makes psionic bards with preform (turntable) and flashing helmets we deserve what ever the DM does to us.
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2011-07-29, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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757. Putting 'AC-130' on my character sheet, either as an item or value, is now expressly banned.
758. The ability to perform the function of an entire party with a single character is generally frowned upon.
759. No longer allowed to level castles with an inexpensive weapon and a core feat.
760.Leadership is a privilege, not a right.
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2011-07-29, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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762. Not allowed to stuff Immovable Rods up the dragon's nostrils and activate them.
763. Not allowed to call the Oozemaster commanding the gelatinous cubes "Bill Cosby."
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2011-07-29, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-29, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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